Kitchen

BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife

$59.99 from Amazon »

I'll give the BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife credit for at least one thing: it had no problem convincing me to watch all 1 minute 43 seconds of its promotional video. This slicing knife slices soft, doughy bread! It...

Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer

$134.99 - $199.99 from Amazon »

Holy onigiri, the Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer is an expensive rice cooker. And this here is one of the Japanese corporation's lower end models - they have one with induction heating that goes for double. But...

Out of the Woods of Oregon Bread Board & Knife

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Not Red Riding Hood, not the Big Bad Wolf, but a cutting board with a bread and bagel knife that are coming Out of the Woods of Oregon to Grandma's house today. Made of solid red alder wood, the bread board and slicer...

Raptor Rippers - Dinosaur Meat Claws

$14.99 from Amazon »

You can also use the Raptor Rippers, dinosaur-themed versions of meat-shredding kitchen claws, to "easily lift and transport a whole chicken, turkey, or brisket." ... To your mouth. ... Still alive! Rrraaawwwrr!...

Magnetic Refrigerator Rack

$39.99 from Amazon »

I like how the bottom shelf of this magnetic refrigerator rack is saving me precious cabinet and countertop space by storing...3 cans of Coca-Cola. Because, as luck would have it, my fridge itself holds only 21 cans...

Better Shredder for Meat & Food

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Infusion Living makes this Better Shredder for meat...and, you know, like, food. In general. So while you can certainly grind up some sliders, pull you some pork, and shred the cluck out of a batch of chicken wings, I...

Spaghetti Monster Pasta Servers

$17 from OTOTO »

OTOTO's new Spaghetti Monster kitchen utensils are technically called pasta servers, but I think in being true to their inspiration, and honoring the FSM, their highest and best use at your next dinner party would be...

Cut-N-Seal Crust Remover & Sandwich Sealer

$10.99 from Amazon »

A crustless PB&J sealed up like a calzone? Ya, Mama, you can fix me one of those with the new Cut-N-Seal crust remover and sandwich sealer you got at Aunt Jan's Pampered Chef party. Did you say it can make a fully ensconced...

Wall-Mountable Microwave Oven

Kevin Choi won the iF Student Design Award in 2016 for his Wall-Mountable Oven concept, a small microwave that consumes an even smaller space in your kitchen thanks to its back panel attachment directly to your wall...

CookKing Master Grill Pan

$41.99 from Amazon »

I don't know how masterful CookKing's Master Grill Pan itself is, but the culinary delights sitting inside it have definitely mastered the ability to make my belly crave some Korean BBQ...

Peugeot Paris Prestige Giant Pepper Mill

$1,249.95 from Amazon »

The Peugeot Paris Prestige is the grand piano of pepper mills. And if saying it isn't enough to convince you, this giant, 3.6'-tall grinder has been carved from solid beechwood, and then coated in gleaming black piano...

Samsung Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop

Looks like Samsung will be one of the few who accomplishes their New Year's resolution to slim down. The tech giant revealed their Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop, part of a line of forthcoming modern smart appliances...

TOWNEW Self-Sealing & Self-Changing Kitchen Trash Can

$99.95 from Amazon »

Even if you shoot and miss, you'll score with the TOWNEW self-sealing and self-changing kitchen trash can. Well, presuming a major source of disgust and frustration in your life is tying and changing your garbage bags...

Heat Resistant Microwavable Bowl Holder

$11.99 from Amazon »

I'm not a little wussy girly man Hans & Franz would make fun of, but, Owwww! Bowls that come out of the microwave are hot! They burn my hands! And the worst part is, I often suffer the pain of a nooked hunk of ceramic...

Dualplex Fruit & Veggie Life Extender Fridge Liners

$10.95 from Amazon »

Welp. Hope you like Slimer green as much as you like preserving the freshness of your fruits and vegetables. Dualplex's Life Extender Fridge Liners promise keep your produce in peak piehole-shoving form with an anti-mold...

Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder

$10.58 - $14.59 from Amazon »

What comes from pig returns to pig with this oinkerrific Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder from Talisman Designs. The little porker serves as both a receptacle for draining and straining your cooked bacon grease, and...

Shun Cutlery Premier Chef's Knives

$169.95 - $249.95 from Amazon »

How do you like your chef's knife, long and elegant or tight and tidy? With Shun Cutlery's Premier line of Japanese chef's knives, you have the choice of a 6", 8", or 10" kitchen co-pilot to help you in your slicing and...

OXO Good Grips Digital Egg Timer with Piercer

$17.95 from Amazon »

A perfect little timer for perfect little eggs every time. The OXO Good Grips Digital Egg Timer is a kitchen gadget that times soft- or hard-boiled eggs to your choice of 7 doneness levels. A built-in egg piercer on top...

Kingrol Brownie Pan with Built-In Slicer & Rack

$17.99 from Amazon »

There are pros and cons to 2-bite brownies, which is what this Kingrol Brownie Pan with built-in slicker and rack allows you to bake in ooey, gooey 2"-square perfection. Con: 2-bite brownies are only 2 bites, which in...

Motherboard Chopping Board

Discontinued

The kind of Motherboard Chopping Board I'd really like to have is one that makes all my food for me just like my mama. Cutting the ugly rough crusts off my sammiches. Slicing and coring my apples into perfect wedges and...

Never Disconnect Divided Dinner Plate

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Have you been looking for a dinner plate that will solve all your problems? Well. If all your problems are: 1) you hate it when different foods touch; and 2) you hate being away from your game / streaming service / social...

Chefman Food Mover - Conveyor Belt Toaster Oven

$199 - $299 from Kickstarter »

Line 'em up on the conveyor belt, and Chefman Food Mover 'em through for a constant stream of toast, bubbling personal pizzas, crispy-chewy bagels, blown-up Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows, or anything you like. Chefman says...

Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit

$9.99 from Amazon »

With their Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit, Brand Castle hasn't just packaged up a fun and tasty holiday baking experience for all the mamas, pops, kids, and geeks out there, they've also assembled some worthy opponents...

JAWZ High Performance Blender

$199 - $299 from Amazon »

Get yourself a JAWZ Blender and chances are you're gonna need a bigger...appetite. Glass for your smoothie. Tupperware container for all that nut butter this 3.5HP whirring blade of pulverization is gonna spin you up...