Kitchen

Titty Tumblers

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Practice your nip grip with a Titty Tumbler from Jasmine Pots. And if you can really take hold of a golden nipple, and drink from its ceramic cup without fully cupping it, then you're ready for some next-level grabbing...

Avocado Ripeness Ranker

At first I was like, "An Avocado Ripeness Ranker? That's dumb." But then I thought about 80% of the products I run on this site, and I was like, "OK, an Avocado Ripeness Ranker. Fair enough." And then the more time I...

Instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer

$6.89 Amazon »

Obviously, this instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer is made for kids. Spoiled kids. Kids who expect their parents to waste piles and piles of bread over the years so that they don't have to eat the icky crusts, or suffer...

Pizza Pan & Skillet Gripper

$13.99 Amazon »

Open wide, and get ready for a big bite of...cast iron. Or maybe it's aluminum on the menu for you tonight, pizza pan and skillet gripper. Made by Chef Pomodoro, the Pizza Pan Gripper is a wrench-style tool made to help...

NutBustir Drill Attachment Mixer for Peanut Butter

$18 NutBustir »

I think this natural peanut butter mixer that attaches to your power drill is called NutBustir because NutBuster was already taken by a locking tune stabilizing system for guitars. And also, every Karen out there...

Evelyn Bracklow Ants Dinnerware

Ants on your dishes. I guess it's better than ants in your pants? German artist Evelyn Bracklow merges the elegant with the repulsive in her Chitins Gloss series of ant-covered dinnerware...

Sandbox Smart R2 Coffee Roaster

$2,050 - $2,180 Kickstarter »

Who wants to play in the Sandbox? The deep brown, deliciously aromatic, and highly caffeinated sandbox of Sandbox Smart's R2 Coffee Roaster. An upgrade to their R1 Coffee Roaster, it's a countertop-sized bean cooker for...

Giant Oreo Cookie Cake Mold

$24.95 Etsy »

The Giant Oreo Cookie Cake Mold is even pink. So there's pretty much no question I should give it to my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, as a Valentine's Day gift. And then invite her to use it to bake me a Giant Oreo...

Alligator Salt & Pepper Set

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I can't decide if this Alligator Salt & Pepper Set from Arthur Court would make for an exotic and reptilian chic or borderline trashy centerpiece on the dinner table. I mean, I can't look at the two entwined reptiles...

Building Brick Waffle Maker

$49.95 Amazon »

I would be remiss if, in seeing the Building Brick Waffle Maker from CucinaPro, I didn't say: it's time to LEGO my Eggo!...

Collapsible Colander & Cutting Board

$19.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

Aaarrrggghhh! I don't have anything to say about a collapsible colander and cutting board combo! I'm only running it at all because my mama swears it is a handy thing to have for a New Year's Eve get together, or any...

Juicepair - Salad Servers & Lemon Juicer

$21.99 Animi Causa »

I'm covering the Juicepair, a set of salad servers that lock together to double as a lemon juicer, because I think it's a clever design. But in terms of its literal usage, as a means of squeezing a lemon directly over...

GreenPan Mini Single-Serving Skillet

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At just 5" square, I'm sure the GreenPan Mini is a staunch believer that size doesn't matter, it's what you do with what you've got. And when it comes to sizzling up breakfast, lunch, or dinner for one, this nonstick...

Waterproof Cork Apron

This Waterproof Cork Apron is handmade in Portugal and sold as an eco-friendly gift idea for your favorite chef or pitmaster. The sustainably-source cork comprising the apron makes for both a vegan alternative to leather...

Stuffed Pancake Maker

$49.99 Amazon »

Stuffed pancakes? Stuffed pancakes?! Holy eyegasm, Batman! Jelly donuts and Pop-Tarts better watch out. There's a new carby breakfast food with hidden surprises inside on the block. I guess that goes for breakfast burritos...

Stay-Fresh Countertop Vegetable Storage House

$31.99 Amazon »

Many of us can't afford a house for ourselves right now, but thanks to Lite N' Fresh, we can afford the next best thing: a house for our vegetables. Oh boy, oh boy, carrots, zucchini, broccoli, and brussels are about...

FryAway Cooking Oil Solidifier for Safe & Easy Disposal

$9.49 - $12.99 Amazon »

I learned a new word today. OK, two new words. "FryAway" is the first, I guess, though it's the brand name for a cooking oil solidifier that makes disposing of oil used to pan and deep fry easier and safer for the cook...

Jean Patrique Mezzaluna & Bamboo Board

$49.99 Amazon »

"Mezzaluna" is a fancy Italian word for "half moon," an apt description for the semi-circular blade in this rocking knife for chopping herbs and mincing garlic in the kitchen. And "Jean Patrique" is a fancy French word...

Joseph Joseph Titan Trash Can & Compactor

$159.97 - $204.99 Amazon »

Joseph Joseph's Titan Trash Can & Compactor is one of the coolest low-tech gadgets I've seen all year. Maybe even on the all-time list, up there with the Naomi Spring Nutcracker. Presuming it works as shown in the video...

Stackable Fish Drinking Glasses

$60.50 Amazon »

If your mama is like my mama, she already drinks like a fish, so if you need a fin-tastic gift for Mom this year, how's about these stackable fish drinking glasses that will invite her to drink with a fish too?...

Octopus Mug Holder

$215 Dansk »

The Octopus Mug Holder has a mug-holding leg for each mug of coffee I will be drinking this morning. Why do I need a different mug for every cup of coffee? Well, my wife says I'm a big fan of Teenager Pro Tips, and the...

Dalstrong Frost Series Kitchen Knives

$59.99 - $119.99 Amazon »

The Dalstrong Frost Series Kitchen Knives look sharp, icy cold, and White Walker approved. Especially if you need a cooking gift for your resurrected-ice-dragon-riding Night King, who's also a pretty damn good home chef...

Bamboo Ziplock Bag Organizer & Dispenser

$46.99 Amazon »

Kitchen drawer teeming with ziplock bags and baggies, spinning into chaos, getting stuck with a cardboard box wedged in its upper overhang every time you try to open it - bamboo-ya! Take this storage hack! The ziplock...

Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet

$16 OTOTO »

The Scaredy Cat Hot Pot Trivet is arched and ready to pounce! Prepare to have your face clawed off! ... Unless you quick grab that dutch oven full of chili and squash the Scaredy Cat in place...