Kitchen

Knuckle Juicer

$109 - $179 from GNR 8 »

I am gonna ream your eyes out...lemons. And then I'm comin' for you, limes. The Knuckle Juicer is here to punch the acid out of all your ornery citrus...

Dash Deluxe Sous Vide-Style Egg Bite Maker

$23.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

I'm no connoisousvideseur, but I do enjoy me some bacon egg bites from Starbucks, and what do they cost these days? $8? $24? Some amount that would indicate the Dash Deluxe Egg Bite Maker will pay for itself after just...

Handheld Food Bag Heat Sealer

$10.99 from Amazon »

Someone has repurposed the hair crimpers all the girls in my 5th grade class used...and that I may have tried once...into handheld food bag heat sealers. And that someone looks like - no surprise here - Japan!...

Han Solo in Carbonite FridgeWrap

$50 from Amazon »

Sure you want to open that fridge? Really need another scoop of potato salad and swig of chocolate milk? Is it worth risking, oh, I don't know getting frozen in carbonite alongside your buddy Han Solo? Welp, if your hankering...

Johnsonville Sizzling Sausage Grill Plus

Discontinued

Are you coming up short in your search to sizzle sausages to supreme succulence sans the swiney mess? Aren't we all, dude, aren't we all. Or rather, we were until the pork masters at Johnsonville cooked up the Sizzling...

Stainless Steel Butter Slicer

$9.95 from Amazon »

I feel like a butter slicer falls midway between an egg slicer and a banana slicer on the spectrum of legit kitchen tools. Like, it's not that hard to nail your cut of a pat of butter - way easier than freehand slicing...

Retro Stainless Steel Electric Water Kettle

$53.99 from Amazon »

If you regularly have problems finding your electric water kettle on your kitchen countertop, this retro stainless steel electric kettle from Nostalgia should make things a bit easier. Because it's Seafoam! Green! Easily...

BALMUDA Steam Toaster

$300 from Amazon »

Seems to me that steam and toast go together like gum and hair. The BALMUDA Steam Toaster comes from The Land of the Rising Sun though, and most Japanese people seem very smart to me, so I'm going to give this product...

Peanuts Snoopy on Dog House Cookie Jar

$52.73 from Amazon »

Looks like Snoopy's stuck at home bored out of his gourd too. At least he has the luxury of a schedule and a biology that allow him to nap 18 hours a day. I hope Charlie Brown is taking him for lots of extra walks. I'd...

Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer

$46.96 from Amazon »

My mama had an electric citrus juicer when I was growing up. Not a Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer, but whatever two-tone brown version of one of the pulp grinding machines existed in the 90s. Every year some...

Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife

$11.95 from Amazon »

Ooh, know what I'd like in addition to a Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife right now? A fat quart of summer-ripe strawberries. And while I'd normally call a strawberry knife too specialized to serve as a viable kitchen tool...

Bacon Sponge

$10.50 from Amazon »

Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...

Taco Toaster Taco Shell Makers

$19.95 from Taco Toaster »

The Taco Toaster! Here to save us from the horrible taco shell shortage we've been experiencing! It's a pair of dashing red tortilla shapers that slip right into your home toaster to turn your store-bought (or homemade)...

Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven

$46.28 from Amazon »

The Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven isn't trying to school you on yeast whispering and dough tossing, bubbling up tomato sauce, or perfecting cheese and topping distribution. This 1,235-watt bad boy for the countertop...

Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold

$19.13 from Amazon »

Oooh, that Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold creation looks like my mama's Flamingo Surprise Jell-O Salad got its hybridization on with a big hunk of Cherry Laffy Taffy. What's even cooler is that what it really is is...

Universal Lid for Pots, Pans & Skillets

$21.99 from Amazon »

One lid to rule them all? Blink twice and rub your eyes, dudes, because the Universal Lid from Modern Innovations will cover most any of your pots, pans, and skillets 7" to 12" wide...

Instant Vortex Plus 7-in-1 Air Fryer, Oven & Rotisserie

$107.50 - $129.99 from Amazon »

Cook up a storm - a veritable tornado! - with the Instant Vortex Plus, a 7-in-1 cooker that whirls together the powers of an air fryer, toaster oven, and rotisserie to toast, broil, bake, reheat, air fry, dehydrate, or...

Magical Butter DecarBox

Sold Out from Amazon »

If you can't say the word "decarboxylation" you're too stoned to be using Magical Butter's DecarBox. Take a nap, come back, and then come back to the kitchen to fire up the oven in preparation some precise, potent, and...

BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife

$59.99 from Amazon »

I'll give the BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife credit for at least one thing: it had no problem convincing me to watch all 1 minute 43 seconds of its promotional video. This slicing knife slices soft, doughy bread! It...

Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer

$134.99 - $199.99 from Amazon »

Holy onigiri, the Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer is an expensive rice cooker. And this here is one of the Japanese corporation's lower end models - they have one with induction heating that goes for double. But...

Out of the Woods of Oregon Bread Board & Knife

$46.95 from Amazon »

Not Red Riding Hood, not the Big Bad Wolf, but a cutting board with a bread and bagel knife that are coming Out of the Woods of Oregon to Grandma's house today. Made of solid red alder wood, the bread board and slicer...

Raptor Rippers - Dinosaur Meat Claws

$14.99 from Amazon »

You can also use the Raptor Rippers, dinosaur-themed versions of meat-shredding kitchen claws, to "easily lift and transport a whole chicken, turkey, or brisket." ... To your mouth. ... Still alive! Rrraaawwwrr!...

Magnetic Refrigerator Rack

$39.99 from Amazon »

I like how the bottom shelf of this magnetic refrigerator rack is saving me precious cabinet and countertop space by storing...3 cans of Coca-Cola. Because, as luck would have it, my fridge itself holds only 21 cans...

Better Shredder for Meat & Food

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Infusion Living makes this Better Shredder for meat...and, you know, like, food. In general. So while you can certainly grind up some sliders, pull you some pork, and shred the cluck out of a batch of chicken wings, I...