Kitchen

Shark Sushi Plate

$165 from Etsy »

Dunk a piece of your Caterpillar Roll in this sushi plate's wasabi & soy sauce reservoir and you might not get it back. Might be the last you see of your chopsticks...and your fingers...too....

Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards

$16.95 from Amazon »

Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

Cangshan German Steel Knife Block Set

$195.95 from Amazon »

Brass rivets in the handles and a Swiss cheese block gave this Cangshan knife set an Honorable Mention in the 2016 RedDot Awards. It does look pretty nice. Complementing the design details are the solid walnut used to...

Clever Cutter 2-in-1 Food Chopper

$14.97 - $23.40 from Amazon »

The Clever Cutter won't exactly carve your turkey dinner, but for chopping vegetables, snipping bacon bits, and slicing cheese, the scissor blades and cutting board in one are a lazy man's dream come true....

Messerast Knife Holders

$150 - $170 from Buchholzberlin »

This rack is so nice it will give you solid wood. German home goods store Buchholz Berlin uses real branches, each obviously unique unto itself, to form and finish the Masserast series of kitchen knife racks. Each branch's...

Scoop & Stack Ice Cream Scoop

$14.95 - $23.99 from Amazon »

Pssst, here's the scoop: it's a cylinder. Madness! Madness! you say....

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Recycled Skateboard Butcher Knives

Sold Out from Etsy »

Trick out your kitchen with a 2nd Shot Canada skateboard butcher knife. Husband and wife team Lindsay and John turn ollies, tailslides, and top guns into the handles of their damascus chopping blades. Each is a OOAK knife...

Ammo Can Knife Set

First the ammo, then the fire. On the range, and now in the kitchen, courtesy of Delta Echo Products' Ammo Can Knife set. Arm yourself with the tools you'll need to cube, trim, slice, and dice your ingredients into shape...

Salt & Pepper Rocket Mill

$70.71 from Amazon »

Would you like some freshly blasted pepper on your salad? A little salt to take your soup from tasty to out of this world?...

SOUP3RB Cook + Blend Blender

$69.99 from Amazon »

It looks like someone stuck the SOUP3RB's name in a blender. I'll leave it up to you to decide whether the word that came out of 3 Square's Cook + Blend machine is hot or cold....

Sunmile Electric Meat Grinder

$79.99 from Amazon »

Of the Sunmile Electric Meat Grinder, Amazon's top positive reviewer says, "At this price point it is suited for the weekend gourmand who wants a proper tasting burger." And I think that's about all we need to know....

Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine

Dyson keeps your life clean, cool, and now--if Jaehyo Lee's concept for a coffee maker comes to percolation--caffeinated. The Dyson Cyclone Belt Coffee Machine repurposes the technology of Dyson's vacuum cleaners and...

Tri-Blade Vegetable Spiral Slicer

$29.71 from Amazon »

Freshly shredded, vitamin C-packed cabbage. Potassium-rich, low-carb zucchini noodles. Byoootiful seasonal ribbons of persimmon to go alongside your glazed duck breast. And...mmmmm...triple fried curly fries....

Clever Kebab Maker

$35 from Amazon »

Piled, skewered, sliced. Kebabs are livin' the fast life with this lickety split 6-in-1 assembly line (assembly stack?)...

Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper

$7.99 from Amazon »

This Cob Corn Stripper (not to be confused with a lady in a cornfield on a Hitch 'Er Up Stripper Pole) better work damn good, and without making a mess, because despite my rant last week about breaking up ground beef...

Ground Meat Chopper

$11.99 from Amazon »

Since any idiot can cook ground beef crumbles on the stovetop, my girlfriend often makes me do it when she's making chili or bolognaise sauce. And then goes all Meat Chunk Police on me, tossing out comments about how...

Meat Shredding Claws

$14.95 from Amazon »

Second only to my teeth--and probably preferred by the other people at the BBQ--these Claws from OXO shred meat with quickness, efficiency, and panache. Well, as much panache as a eagle's talons or a coupla garden rakes...

Yomo Simple Sushi Maker

$69.99 from Amazon »

People always talk about sushi making as this formidable, elusive craft that many have tried, but all but the most elite and Jiro-Ono-blessed have failed to execute well. And while I basically agree with this assessment...

Juice Bruce Lemon Squeezer

$17.90 from Amazon »

And you thought getting the occasional squirt of lime in the eye from your friend Cornelius' Corona was bad. Juice Bruce spends his entire useful life getting doused in the acid of citrus fruits. All in the name of serving...

FoodPod Boil Bag & Strainer

$33.99 from Amazon »

The FoodPod looks like an adorable, fat-jowled alien. See--the horizontal strip cutout is his eyes, the first bump below that his nose, the 2 oval cutouts below that his pair of mouths, and the big rounded sides of the...

Nonstick Splatter Guard

$7.03 from Amazon »

I think little flecks of grease, meat particulates, and cake batter splattered all over the walls and cabinets add to the shabby chic aesthetic of my kitchen. Why be so sterile and hoity-toity? I want to welcome everyone...

Fasta Pasta Microwave Pasta Cooker

$14.93 from Amazon »

For those who claim to be so lousy in the kitchen you can't even boil water, the Fasta Pasta is for you. For those who don't have much of a kitchen in you studio, basement, or dorm room, the Fasta Pasta is also for you....

Stovetop Korean BBQ Grill Pan

$33.99 from Amazon »

If you haven't had or don't know what Korean BBQ is, click here for a thousand words. And here for a thousand more. Typically, a Korean BBQ is a tabletop-sized gas or charcoal grill that

Hitecera Bullet Peeler & Knife

$11.99 from Amazon »

This bullet fires into your favorite fruits and vegetables, doubling as a peeler and paring knife on its two ends. According to maker Hitecera, the easy-carry, fully-sheathed tool is rust-proof and impervious to acids...

The Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

$14.95 from Amazon »

This mug has been specially crafted with a "plate" set into its rim so you can use your morning cup of coffee or tea to also hold and warm your morning doughnut. The only problem is that I heard your morning doughnut...

Magnetic HTML

$6 from Amazon »

Have you been looking for a way to make the grocery and to-do lists you leave on the fridge for your girlfriend / wife / roommate / mama even more annoying? This should do it: Magnetic HTML. Like a magnetic poetry kit...

Soup & Cracker Mugs

$22.95 from Amazon »

Despite statistics showing that February 2016 was the warmest month on Earth in the history of Earth, it is still winter on my street. Chilly, windy, tomato-soup-time winter. And what goes better with tomato soup than...

Whale Coffee Mug & Cookie Holder

$16.24 from Amazon »

This whale mug with cookie-holding mouth would have to be life-sized to accurately reflect the number of frosted shamrocks I ate last night in a St. Paddy's Day / NCAA Tourney warmup session, and also the amount of coffee...

Drop Block Under-Cabinet Knife Blocks

$89.99 - $142.97 from Amazon »

It's not like countertop knife blocks take up that much space, but...yeah, they kind of do. Especially if space in your kitchen is already at a premium, what with the microwave, commercial blender, food processor, electric...

KoMo Fidibus 21 Grain Mill

$399.99 from Amazon »

Kamut and spelt and millet, oh my! A little bit of quinoa in my life, a little bit of amaranth by my side. A little bit of barley's all I need, a little bit of sorghum is what I see. Wheat and oats, rice brown and white...

Holstein Housewares Empanada Maker

$19.71 - $22.17 from Amazon »

The last electric empanada maker I showed you was from Nostalgia Electrics, but this one from Holstein Housewares is waaaay better in terms of: empanada size and shape (smaller, finger food-style with an authentic crinkle-pressed...

Egg Monster Toast Cutter

$8.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Forget Toads in the Hole, the brave, the strong, the warriors who truly want to conquer their day kick it off with a little Eye of the Beast. Ahhh, breakfast has never been geekier and breaking the yolk never more satisfying...

KitchenAid 3-Speed Hand Blender

$48.20 from Amazon »

This week's Plenty Vaporizer giveaway has got me hungry. I'll take anything you got, but some nachos, homemade pork sausage (patties, not links, please), a coupla grilled cheeses with tomato soup, and a cheesecake would...

Edible Spoon Maker

How large of a pile of strawberry jam can I scoop up in an Edible Spoon made out of Grands Biscuit dough? I don't know, but I can't wait to find out once this groundbreaking Edible Spoon Maker hits the free market. The...

Stelton Pure Black Knives

$57.55 - $279.30 from Amazon »

Sometimes applying the all-black treatment to common household items looks rad (e.g., jacuzzis, toilet paper). Other times it looks like it might kill you if you use it (e.g., toothpaste, <a href="/food/novelty/blk...

Pizzeria Pronto Stovetop Pizza Oven

$105.31 from Amazon »

Pizzacraft has made stovetop spinoff to their Pizzeria Pronto Outdoor Pizza Oven. It's called the Pizzeria Pronto Stovetop Pizza Oven. Don't worry, I'm sure the design and performance are a lot more inspired than the...

Cutting Boredom Cutting Boards

$35 - $125 from Etsy »

If you're not into Final Fantasy, maybe you'd like Tony Montana and "Scarf Place" on your cutting board. Or Jules Winnfield demanding, "Let's get these motherfuckin steaks on that motherfuckin flame!" Or Inigo Montoya...

Index Cutting Board Set

$27.42 - $64.67 from Amazon »

If you're going to chop, chop it's a good idea to get organized. Joseph Joseph helps out with a file box of cutting boards, all tabbed for quick grabbing and indexed according to what you're going to be chop, chopping....

Philips Automatic Pasta Maker

$239.95 from Amazon »

I was watching that Aziz Ansari Master of None show, and after Aziz's girlfriend told him she might move to Chicago for a job he decided to cope by learning to make pasta. By the end of the episode he had declared himself...

Lekue Collapsible Popcorn Popper

$20 from Amazon »

If you would like to gorge on popcorn during movie night and Super Bowl Sunday, and save space in your kitchen the other days of the week, Lekue has an idea. Their microwave popcorn popper lets you blast open kernels...

Crock-Pot Entertaining System

$32 - $55.79 from Amazon »

What a crock of sh...azam! Piping-all-night dips, steaming appetizers, even hot roasts in waiting. Crock-Pot has always made cooking for the Super Bowl easier, and now I see they've heightened hosting efforts too with...

Your Slyce Pizza Topping Divider

$23.83 from Amazon »

I guess the Your Slyce pizza topping divider--or as they call it, "personalization tool"--is a good idea for, say, the 1% of Americans who eat only 1 slice of pizza. For the rest of us, it's a terrible tease....

Transparent Electric Kettle

$26.09 from Amazon »

Like the MoMA store's transparent stock pot, Hamilton Beach's Glass Electric Kettle makes watching water boil a damn good time simply by providing a 360-degree view (well, almost) of the process. Bonus points go to the...

Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board

$19.75 from Amazon »

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like charcuterie and voodoo. The OUCH! cutting and serving board is carved in the likeness of everyone's favorite stitched-up human likeness, and even includes the ominous knife in the back...

Lodge Cast Iron Reversible Grill

$38.24 from Amazon »

Another boomerang gift! I'll give my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Lodge's Cast Iron Reversible Grill / Griddle for Christmas, and she'll give me all the steaks, burgers, strips of bacon, pancakes, and grilled...

Betty Crocker Pizza Maker

$31 from Amazon »

Pizza stones are so heavy. And preheating the oven takes so long. And not burning myself when I try to Operation out my piping hot pie a little too zealously is nearly impossible. Sure, I don't really need a whole separate...

Amco Rub-A-Way Bar

$7.50 from Amazon »

How can garlic smell so good sizzling in a hot skillet, but soooo bad on my breath and hands? It's an age-old question, I know. I also know these types of stainless steel kitchen odor removers have been around for a while...

Breakfast Burrito Maker

$24.49 from Amazon »

The people want burritos! It's no surprise Hamilton Beach has followed up its wildly popular Breakfast Sandwich Maker with a Breakfast Burrito Maker because, well, the people want burritos! Since 1975, according to Wikipedia...