Kitchen

2-in-1 Indoor Electric BBQ Grill & Hot Pot

$135.69 - $259 from Amazon »

Sizzle, stew, and BBQ the way you like it, and at the precise moment your piehole is ready to devour it with this 2-in-1 electric grill and hot pot. Available with either single or double nonstick grill pans and a connected...

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit

$34.50 from Amazon »

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit reminds me of how I could eat kimchi by the jar. And sauerkraut. And I would too if my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, didn't at best crinkle her nose, and at worst make gagging sounds...

Al Dente Spaghetti Tester & Steam Releaser

$16 from OTOTO »

Al Dente is an old Italian fisherman who fears neither noodle nor fishin' hole. Even when the former is 4 times his size, and the latter is filled with water bubbling at 212 degrees F. Nope, Al Dente is ready to sit on...

Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven

$338 from Amazon »

"Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven" is a fancy way of saying "Toaster from Japan." And they should add the subtitle, "That Can Toast Only 1 Slice of Bread at a Time." And then possibly the sub-subtitle, "But It Will Be the...

Joydeem Foldable 3-Tier Electric Food Steamer

$149.99 from Amazon »

All that hot air that's been circulating around the news and social media, society in general, the past few...4-ish...years? Joydeem decided to put it to good use inside their electric food steamer, a 3-tiered foldable...

Object Rights Curved Flatware

$200 - $300 from Object Rights »

Object Rights made this curious Curved Flatware so your fork, knife, and spoon can exist "in harmony with your circular plate." But what about the harmony with your hand and mouth? I'd like to see a demo of someone successfully...

Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster

$34.95 from Amazon »

The Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster: for when you need bad breath, stat!...

Gneiss Spice Magnetic Spice Jars

$50 - $130 from Amazon »

Feeling crafty? Feeling spicy? Craft a spice mosaic on your fridge, or other magnetic kitchen surface, with Gneiss Spice's sets of Magnetic Spice Jars...

Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro

$149.99 from Amazon »

I question whether the Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro is big enough to feed even me, much less me and Shaq together. Maybe if we just wanted a snack. A Shaq snack, if you will. The 2-level, 12-quart air fryer is...

PB-JIFE - The Ultimate Peanut Butter Knife

$22.99 from Amazon »

Peanut butter fans, you may not be living your best PB life if you don't yet have a PB-JIFE. This long-armed spreader is designed to do all the dirty work in and around your peanut butter jars - stir, scoop, scrape, and...

Knuckle Juicer

$109 - $179 from GNR 8 »

I am gonna ream your eyes out...lemons. And then I'm comin' for you, limes. The Knuckle Juicer is here to punch the acid out of all your ornery citrus...

Dash Deluxe Sous Vide-Style Egg Bite Maker

$23.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

I'm no connoisousvideseur, but I do enjoy me some bacon egg bites from Starbucks, and what do they cost these days? $8? $24? Some amount that would indicate the Dash Deluxe Egg Bite Maker will pay for itself after just...

Handheld Food Bag Heat Sealer

$12.99 from Amazon »

Someone has repurposed the hair crimpers all the girls in my 5th grade class used...and that I may have tried once...into handheld food bag heat sealers. And that someone looks like - no surprise here - Japan!...

Han Solo in Carbonite FridgeWrap

$50 from Amazon »

Sure you want to open that fridge? Really need another scoop of potato salad and swig of chocolate milk? Is it worth risking, oh, I don't know getting frozen in carbonite alongside your buddy Han Solo? Welp, if your hankering...

Johnsonville Sizzling Sausage Grill Plus

Discontinued

Are you coming up short in your search to sizzle sausages to supreme succulence sans the swiney mess? Aren't we all, dude, aren't we all. Or rather, we were until the pork masters at Johnsonville cooked up the Sizzling...

Stainless Steel Butter Slicer

$9.95 from Amazon »

I feel like a butter slicer falls midway between an egg slicer and a banana slicer on the spectrum of legit kitchen tools. Like, it's not that hard to nail your cut of a pat of butter - way easier than freehand slicing...

Retro Stainless Steel Electric Water Kettle

$51.85 from Amazon »

If you regularly have problems finding your electric water kettle on your kitchen countertop, this retro stainless steel electric kettle from Nostalgia should make things a bit easier. Because it's Seafoam! Green! Easily...

BALMUDA Steam Toaster

Discontinued

Seems to me that steam and toast go together like gum and hair. The BALMUDA Steam Toaster comes from The Land of the Rising Sun though, and most Japanese people seem very smart to me, so I'm going to give this product...

Peanuts Snoopy on Dog House Cookie Jar

$55 from Amazon »

Looks like Snoopy's stuck at home bored out of his gourd too. At least he has the luxury of a schedule and a biology that allow him to nap 18 hours a day. I hope Charlie Brown is taking him for lots of extra walks. I'd...

Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer

$46.96 from Amazon »

My mama had an electric citrus juicer when I was growing up. Not a Tribest CitriStar Electric Citrus Juicer, but whatever two-tone brown version of one of the pulp grinding machines existed in the 90s. Every year some...

Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife

$18 from Amazon »

Ooh, know what I'd like in addition to a Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife right now? A fat quart of summer-ripe strawberries. And while I'd normally call a strawberry knife too specialized to serve as a viable kitchen tool...

Bacon Sponge

Sold Out from Amazon »

Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...

Taco Toaster Taco Shell Makers

$19.95 from Taco Toaster »

The Taco Toaster! Here to save us from the horrible taco shell shortage we've been experiencing! It's a pair of dashing red tortilla shapers that slip right into your home toaster to turn your store-bought (or homemade)...

Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven

$49.89 from Amazon »

The Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven isn't trying to school you on yeast whispering and dough tossing, bubbling up tomato sauce, or perfecting cheese and topping distribution. This 1,235-watt bad boy for the countertop...