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Amazingly Accurate Tomato Slicer

$12.99 from Amazon »

Convince anyone you're an Olympic tomato wrangler with the Arc "Amazingly Accurate" Tomato Slicer! I don't know how often you need to segment out one of the juicy vegeta-fruits, but for me it's...eh, not that often. Maybe...

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Artisan Dry Cured Meats Charcuterie Starter Kit

$160 from Amazon »

While most of the charcuterie I've had from stores and in restaurants has been stupidly expensive, stingily portioned snob food, I usually overlook its hoity toity characteristics on account of the fact that it's also...

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SpiceStack Spice Organizer

$29.99 - $38.92 from Amazon »

SpiceStack is a rack that tucks away your herbs on tidy shelves when you don't need them, and then flips them down for easy viewing and easier access when you do. And for once, I'm talking about the herbs that go in your...

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The Nessie Family Kitchen Utensils

$32.90 from Amazon »

The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...

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Wim Single-Serve Frozen Yogurt Maker

$299 from Wim »

Yep, the Wim single-serve frozen yogurt maker is just what you're wondering if it is: a Keurig for ice cream. Just add milk to one of the Wim-Bowl ingredient pods, slip it under the appliance's churner, and press start....

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Reversible Meat Pounder & Tenderizer

$23.44 from Amazon »

Time to pound some meat! And then let your gentle side take over and press it tenderly. You don't even need 2 different toys to do it with Leifheit's Pro Line Meat Pounder & Tenderizer. It's reversible. A powerful and...

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Trudeau Toss & Chop Salad Tongs

$14.90 from Amazon »

The Trudeau Toss & Chop Salad Tongs may not be as dreamy as Justin, but they'll still win you over with their helpfulness in the kitchen, and ability to get along with all different types of fruits and vegetables....

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Eruption Disruption Volcano Microwave Cleaner

$19.99 from Amazon »

You could spend 30 minutes placating your erupting mama by scrubbing out the microwave with dish soap and steel wool after you accidentally think it takes 5 minutes to melt butter, and reheat her homemade marinara sauce...

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ROST Coffee Roaster

$5,700 from ROST »

The ROST Sample Roaster, a forthcoming $5,000 home coffee bean cooker, further proves that coffee is fast becoming an interest / habit / obsession as expensive as whiskey & women. Scotch & cigars. Weed & Twinkies. And...

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Kitchen Ninja Knife Block

$111.13 from Amazon »

A Kitchen Ninja Knife Block for all the Kitchen Klutzes like me! Skilled, stealthy, and precise with my blade hovering above an onion I am not, but my inner covert agent of feudal Japan would still like to see this knife...

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The Miracle Cube Timer

$12.99 - $18.88 from Amazon »

Miracle Cube Timer? Haha, kids, more like the Miracle Cube Time-outer. Mama and Daddy are getting a new gadget to count down their workouts and number of minutes they must breathe deep and calm before freaking out. But...

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Split Decision Pie Pan

$14.41 from Amazon »

A Split Decision Pie Pan is genius because pie is always a split decision in my house. She-Ra: Princess of Power invariably wants some Frankenstein abomination like Blueberry Lemon Cheddar Streusel, and I, true to good...

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Dash Masha 2X

$29.24 from Amazon »

Dash says its Masha-ed potatoes are the doggone fluffiest. And smoothest. And creamiest. The rotor-cone technology behind this mashing machine purees foods ranging from potatoes and yams to guacamole and hummus in under...

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Happycall Diamond Nonstick Frying Pans

$24.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

For non-stick stovetop cooking, Happycall's Diamond Frying Pans might be the best thing that ever happened to me and my eggs. In fact, up, over-easy, scrambled, any way you take them, the term non-stick doesn't even come...

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KitchenAid Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$79.99 from Amazon »

Cold brew coffee making seems to require a little more finagling and finesse than fixing up a batch of iced tea. And patience. To make it the "right" way you have to let the sweet sludge steep for at least 12 hours. KitchenAid's...

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Stuff It Up Pan

$16.81 from Amazon »

I mostly like the Stuff It Up Pan because owning one will allow me to add, "Stuff it up!" to my repertoire of most-used commands. Current inclusions: "Suck it up!" (Crybaby Cornelius); "Suck it in!" (Gotta zip those pants...

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Magnetic Stove Shelf

$39.99 from Amazon »

Slap down a Stove Shelf - no, really, just slap the magnetic rack down on the back of your stove, installation complete - and give yourself some instant extra storage without sucking up extra space in your kitchen....

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NerdChef Steel Pizza Stone

$69.95 - $99.95 from Amazon »

It's conductivity, baby! NerdChef makes their pizza stones out of unbreakable, bead-blasted-and-sanded-smooth steel not to match their abs, but because the material can replicate the conditions you'd typically need a...

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Smart Oven Air Fryer, Roaster & Dehydrator

$399.95 from Amazon »

Tons of toaster ovens do more than just toast, but I like the Breville Smart Oven Air's additions of frying and dehydrating to the countertop cooker game. Using Element IQ technology, or the thing that allows them to...

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Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker

$43.51 - $45.98 from Amazon »

The Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker is basically the creamy dairy treat version of the slushie maker I used every weekend at my grandma's house as a kid. But here, to accommodate the flash-freezing of your cream and...

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AUS-ION Australian Iron Cookware

$79.95 - $179.95 from Amazon »

If the interior "Made in Australia" stamp on each piece of this AUS-ION cookware isn't enough to assure you of where the pots and pans come from, zoom in and check out the ends of their handles. See the hole? See its...

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Height Adjustable Pot & Pan Organizer Rack

$49.99 from Amazon »

As much as I love the cacophony of all my pots and pans shifting, smashing, and tumbling when I crouch down and remove one from the kitchen cabinet, I can see why some might prefer their cookware in the tidy, partitioned...

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Landscape Kitchen Knife Set

$134.99 from Amazon »

According to Chef's Vision, "This is not a knife set. It's a piece of art." ... ... ... "However it's also a knife set." And there's your Deep Thought of the day*....

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Temperature-Controlled Electric Kettle

$59.99 from Amazon »

Just like you prefer some coffees and teas over others, coffees and teas prefer some temperatures of hot water over others. Taking the ease and efficiency of using an electric kettle to heat water one step further, the...

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Vertical Waffle Maker

$59.95 from Amazon »

A waffle maker with the profile of a toaster, and that's not even the best part of Cuisinart's vertical Belgian beauty. The best part is that you pour the batter in through a spout on top of the machine, up to a clearly...

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Magisso Perfect Slice Cake Server

$14.99 - $41.23 from Amazon »

Magisso says its curvy Cake Server will "Banish dessert-course anxiety!" Better than Xanax, I wonder? Because it would be really great if I didn't have to give my girlfriend one of mine every time she has to cut up a...

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June Intelligent Oven

$1,460.68 from Amazon »

The June Intelligent Oven is the Oprah of skills: now YOU'RE a good cook...and YOU'RE a good cook...and YOU'RE a good cook! Yes, that's right, without training, practice, or talent June will make everyone think you're...

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Nuni Tortilla Toaster

$79.99 from Nuni »

I don't care how much I don't need a Nuni Tortilla Toaster, I need a Nuni Tortilla Toaster. Uno of all, tacos are the most delectable dish a human mind has ever conceived. Dos of all, when it's pissing rain outside, they...

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Lekue Silicone Bagel Mold

$20 from Amazon »

I! Love! Bagels! Ilovebagels. And I'm not even related to Oprah. But once Oprah sees this bagel mold I'm about to get from Lekue I bet she'll want to come over to boil bagels and schmear 'em up with me like we're cousins...

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Butter Savers

$13.01 - $13.66 from Amazon »

My girlfriend loves it when I slice off a hunk of butter and then just kind of slap whatever wrapper remnants the knife didn't cut off back over the exposed end before putting the stick back in the fridge. The next time...

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Mason Jar Storage Racks

$19.98 from Amazon »

The best gifts I ever get are the ones I can eat, and especially the ones I can eat that come in a mason jar. Jam. Pickles. Moonshine. I even like beets. Oh, and dude, a lady from my office building gave me a mason jar...

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Grubbin' on the Couch Bowls

It's time for a tactical chowdown. No Netflix marathon is complete without a parade of snacks on the coffee table, and every parade marches better with a bowl of Froot Loops as its grand marshal. Frosted Flakes if you...

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The Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet

Displease the Captain and he'll throw you overboard squirt you in the kisser with the sprayer of his Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet. Maker Waterstone took its inspiration for this standout fixture from the (super rad)...

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Skrub Knife Cleaner

$14.99 from Amazon »

If you're really careful you'll probably never nick...or slice clear through...your finger scrubbing your kitchen knives clean. Probably. But if you've done it before, or even felt the blade lick and the blood flow while...

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Happycall Nonstick Double Pans

$44.99 - $68.70 from Amazon »

When it's time to flip your omelette, Happycall says, Don't flip out, dude, flip over. Their nonstick Double Pans feature FDA-approved silicone seals to reduce smell, smoke and oil splatter during use. The symmetrical...

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Charcoal Refrigerator Odor Eggs

$43.11 from Amazon »

Despite its charcoal color--and composition--this is not a bad egg. It's a good egg, a great egg, that attacks all the bad smells in your fridge. Charcoal eggs, sold here in sets of 4, slip one at a time into your refrigerator's...

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Family Size Hat Trick Breakfast Station

$67.48 - $77.55 from Amazon »

You've seen the hat trick of a Breakfast Station big enough for you, but here's an option big enough for your whole family....

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Milk & Cookie Shot Maker

$19.85 from Amazon »

Milk & cookies. & liquid chocolate. & shots. Maybe I'll make it through this year after all. Wait, what? I have to make it all myself? With molds and melters and ingredients from the store? Come on! I thought I could...

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Cuisinart Steam & Convection Oven

$247.49 from Amazon »

Cuisinart's Steam Oven stuffs the full functionality of a convection oven and a professional steam oven into a 15-1/2" x 18" countertop footprint. Using steam as a heating method can cut the cooking time of vegetables...

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Pizzarette - Raclette-Style Pizza Oven

$119.99 - $199.99 from Amazon »

When it comes to big hoggy hogs who hog food pizza's the worst. There is no accountability or slice management in large groups, people routinely lie about how much they've had, and then. Then you have the rude dudes like...

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Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill

$29.99 from Amazon »

Whole wheat in the toaster, bacon in the...other toaster, a yank of the iceberg, a slice of the tomato, and mmmm. BLTeee-licious. Without turning on the stove or getting popped in the eye with a grease BB....

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Roll-Up Dish Drying Rack

$43.99 from Amazon »

This roll-up dish drying rack is for people like me. People who endorse the air-dry method. I mean, I figure if my man parts prefer the gentle cooling effect of evaporating water over getting rubbed down and chafed up...

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Ravanello - Mario Mushroom Radish Shaper

$11.99 from Animi Causa »

1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP!1UP!1UP! As many 1UP! radish-mushrooms as your little fingers and wrists can churn out without cramping up or going arthritic, thanks to Animi Causa's new Ravanello. Did they intend for the shaper that...

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Inirv React App-Controlled Stove Safety Device

$199 - $239 from Inirv »

Like a highly sophisticated smoke detector, the Inirv React sensor unit monitors the amount of smoke and gas in your kitchen, as well as monitors motion. It can combine and interpret this information to determine whether...

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The Original Danish Dough Whisk

$15.99 from Amazon »

My girlfriend showed me this Danish Dough Whisk because I spent most of yesterday bitching about winter and how I'll have nothing to do for the next 3 months but sit around and bake bread. I don't know why I said that....

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Knorks

$22.99 from Amazon »

Knork: it's the camping-ready Spork's urban, cutting edge cousin. Here to help you slice and pierce your filet mignon with a single hand and a simple rocking motion. Perfect for the knife-renouncing avant-garde, plus...

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Brass Pour Over Drip Coffee Maker

$51.48 from Amazon »

Have some industrial-strength coffee from an industrial-designed coffee maker. This brass pour over brewer offers up a pretty slick means of making drip table side with its mug-sized wood base, steampunk-y adjustable...

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Ninja Coffee Bar Glass Carafe System

$169.99 - $199.95 from Amazon »

I've never used the Ninja Coffee Bar Glass Carafe System, or really any Ninja kitchen gear at all--which is surprising given that word pretty much defines my life--but I just noticed that Ninja kitchen and Shark cleaning...