Kitchen

Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder

$12.45 from Amazon »

I wouldn't mind sticking a sponge or scrubber into this Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder, but I'm not so sure about reaching in there to take it back out. Might be an Entrance Only sort of kitchen gift for me. Good thing I...

Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven

$95.50 from Amazon »

I saw this Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven at the same time as the Slide & Serve BBQ Skewers. Bummer that you can't use them together, but both bring their own flavors of kebab-cooking ease to the BBQ...

Sea Monster Salt Pig

Who better to guard your salt than a creature of the sea? Rachel Kirk's Sea Monster Salt Pig (does that seem like too many nouns in a row to anyone else?) spins the classic seasoning crock into a two-finned, two-toothed...

Magnetic Cooking Utensil Set

$39.99 from Amazon »

A Magnetic Cooking Utensil Set isn't going to change your life or anything. I mean, unless you use the utensils for non-cooking-related...activities...and end up causing a life-changing injury. Or for that matter, life-changing...

Hedgehog Cheese Grater

$14.40 from Amazon »

You've heard of hedge cheese, right? This hedgehog cheese grater is called Kasimir. According to Wikipedia, Kasimir is the German variation of the Catalan Casimir, which may mean "someone who destroys [an] opponent's...

Microwave Sandwich Grill

$22.99 - $27.99 from Amazon »

I guess a microwave sandwich grill has 2 things going for it over a countertop panini press. Well...more like 1 1/2 things. First, the pair of platinum silicone and non-stick aluminum plates squash down and grill-mark...

EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler

$5.99 from Amazon »

The EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler is the type of handy kitchen gadget I would actually consider handy, if it weren't so unlikely to actually work. Removing the shells from hard boiled eggs is the worst, unless you get the...

Rapid Mac Cooker

$5.99 from Amazon »

The fastness of Kraft Mac & Cheese isn't fast enough for the Rapid Mac Cooker. Because it no longer suffices to be just fast. No more just fast, pasta and processed cheese powder! You must be rapid! And the Rapid Mac...

The Equalizer Multi-Blade Pizza Cutter

$221.05 from Amazon »

The...EQUALIZER! On the one hand, the name sounds kinda extreme for a pizza cutter, but on the other, this is pizza we're talking about here. Disagreements have been had, conflicts have broken out, wars have been fought...

Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer

$57.78 from Amazon »

A lot of us like to stir the pot, right up until it's time to literally stir the pot. Gravy. Soup. Risotto. Who has the patience to stand there and turn, turn, turn the spoon 'til it reaches your desired thickness and...

Tassen Moody Cereal & Ice Cream Bowls

$17.90 - $21.90 from Amazon »

Emoji-bowls might be the best way to describe Tassen's expressive line of cereal and ice cream bowls. The dishes, sold separately here, come in a few different sizes and several emotive characters sure to make you smile...

Butter Bell Crock for Fresh, Spreadable Butter

$27.95 from Amazon »

Butter Bell Crocks store your butter fresh without refrigeration, so you'll always have smooth and spreadable churned moo juice set right on your countertop...

Lignum Skid Wood Chef's Knives

$466 - $1,830 from Amazon »

Why drop $500 to $1,000 on V-day dinner when you can drop it on a Lignum Skid wood chef's knife and cook the meal yourself? Again and again, every night, for eternity. Because if you're like me, you're about as likely...

Multi-Use Silicone Pyramid Baking Mat

$10 from Amazon »

TIL a silicone baking mat covered in more pyramids than Egypt means crispier bacon for me, healthier cooking for my wife, and homemade dog treats for our neighbors' new Mini Sheepadoodle*. With a side of aerated drying...

Medieval Cheese Board

$34.95 from Amazon »

Like I need any more reasons to go medieval on a fat plate of tasty cheese. But OK, Medieval Cheese Board, I'll up my slicing and spreading game with your battle axe for the triple creme Brie, double headed axe for my...

Oiladdin - Aladdin Lamp Oil Pourer & Stopper

$13.99 from Amazon »

I wish...I wish...oh I wish I had some dry aged beef carpaccio topped with shaved Parmesan and arugula, and drizzled with some cold pressed extra virgin olive oil from Tuscany. Gasp! Thank you, Oiladdin!...

NutraMilk Nut Milk & Butter Maker

$499.95 from Amazon »

Dairy detractors, this one's for you. The NutraMilk nut milk and butter maker churns and percolates your favorite nuts (plus seeds, legumes, and grains) into up to 2 liters of cow- (plus goat-, sheep-, and unicorn-) free...

YakiYaki Dosshiri Grill

$68.55 from Amazon »

The Oiten foundry makes some groovy cast iron pans. Their YakiYaki Dosshiri Grill is made using the techniques and traditions of Nambu ironware from the Japanese prefecture of Iwate, a place that has perfected the process...

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Immersion Blender

$19.99 from Amazon »

I know it doesn't sound very Dark Side of me, but I'd much rather use a Darth Vader lightsaber to make my morning smoothie than duel at a cosplay convention. It's just so much more practical. The Star Wars Vader Lightsaber...

Batman Ceramic Serving Platter

$11.99 from Amazon »

Have a Dark Knight on New Year's Eve with a Batman Ceramic Serving Platter. This time, though, the Bat-Signal isn't a lighted projection in the sky. It's Batman's logo covered in fine cheeses and charcuterie...

Thor's Hammer Meat Tenderizer

$24.99 from Amazon »

Pound your meat with the power of Mjolnir! I'm not sure what makes this meat mallet a Marvel Thor Meat Tenderizer! aside from a handle loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor's hammer, and the easily reproduced "Whosoever...

Berard Olive Wood & Concrete Salt Keepers

$39.85 - $49.43 from Amazon »

Behold! The Keeper of the...salt. Not as exciting as the Keeper of the Castle or the Keeper of the Stars, but within their own world, the Seasoning World, Berard's olive wood and concrete salt keepers are some of the...

Ganji Kankiri Japanese Can Opener

$8.99 from Amazon »

I don't know why the Ganji Kankiri - "kankiri" means "can opener" in Japanese, and Gangy is the maker - has such rave reviews. When I watched the video on how to use it I felt like I could get a can of chicken chow mein...

Boker Stairstepping Wood Magnetic Knife Block

$98.02 - $99.42 from Amazon »

Boker goes architectural in this standout wood magnetic knife block. Its stairstepping, exposed blade design infuses the kitchen cutlery keeper with a bit of cool modern style, plus makes knife access and put-back instant...