Kitchen

Pig Paper Towel Holder

$32.64 from Amazon »

My wife is going to love this pig paper towel holder almost as much as she loves calling me a pig when I eat. Pig, hog, cochon, oinker - her cruelty knows no limits!...

Ordine Wall-Mounted Induction Cooktop

Adriano Design goes way out of the Ordine-ary with this wall-mounted induction cooktop, a piece they developed for Italian kitchen hood and range manufacturer Fabita. An elegant, modern aesthetic and space-saving installation...

Edge of Belgravia Arondight Chef Knife Set

$149.90 from Amazon »

So, uh, does this Arondight Chef Knife Set come with the red cabbage knife block, Edge of Belgravia? 'Cause that's pretty much the selling point (yuk, yuk, yuk) for me...

Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set

$48 from Amazon »

Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set? More like Medusa's twin cousins, the Meboobsa sisters...

Egguins - Cook, Store & Serve Egg Holder

$21.99 from Animi Causa »

Squee! your hearts out for the Egguins, ladies and kiddos...and dudes who are being honest. Animi Causa's new egg holder uses the arms of penguins to cradle your delicate shells as their own bellies - so precious! - and...

Koizumi Japanese Toaster Oven & Egg Fryer

$85.91 from Amazon »

I'd go with this hat trick breakfast station over the Koizumi Japanese toaster oven and egg fryer, since the former costs less and throws in a coffee maker. But, if you're really into imports from Japan, or things that...

Forged Steel Thai Moon Knife

$70 from Amazon »

A showstopper for the kitchen, this Thai Forged Steel Moon Knife is an actual handcrafted, artisanal piece from Thailand. Its carbon steel blade is almost half as wide as it is long at the base, but arcs in to its point...

Berkel Primitive Kitchen Knife

$279 from Amazon »

Can't wait to see what kind of primitive injuries I sustain trying to prep dinner with Berkel's Primitive Kitchen Knife. That's not to say I don't like it. The design is very cool, a fused blade and handle reminiscent...

Wallflower Retrofit Smart Stove Monitor

$149 from Amazon »

I wonder if this Wallflower also teams up with Cinderella to put it all together. Wait a sec...nope. No Cinderella for this retrofit smart stove plug, but the safety monitor can pair with the fairytale princess Alexa...

Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

$12.99 from Amazon »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, could flash a "Get ready to undo your pants!" oven mitt every time she serves dinner. Or brownies. Mmm, or her special stuffed oven pancakes. Even oatmeal sends me back for thirds when...

Avocado Guacamole Bowl

$9.98 from Amazon »

Dude, what I wouldn't give to cut open an avocado and find guacamole inside. Can the Impossible Burger people genetically engineer that? Homegrown pre-made guac?...

Wooden Noodles 16.5"-Long Cooking Chopsticks

$6.89 from Amazon »

Dude! And I thought regular chopsticks were hard to use! Wooden Noodles supersizes your normal 7" to 10" chopsticks into thick, 16.5"-long cooking chopsticks. Use them to mix up your beef stir fries in the wok, flip your...

Cake Samurai Cake Knife

$13.65 from Amazon »

Stealthy and fast you can cut some cake with the Cake Samurai knife, but can you maintain the cunning when it comes time to slide your XXL piece of Death By Chocolate onto a plate and make off with it before Mama sees...

The Tomato Shark

$7.86 - $9.26 from Amazon »

Tomato Shark is here to take a big bite out of your beefsteak. Or little bites out of your multi-colored cherries. The toothy tomato corer pierces and scoops out stems, plus seeds, from the fruits (or are they vegetables...

hOmeLabs Portable Countertop Dishwasher

$269.99 from Amazon »

I can think of lots of good reasons why you'd get a portable countertop dishwasher instead of installing a full-size dishwasher next to your sink...

Modern Ergonomic Bowls

Dude, I hate when I get a hand cramp from holding my bowl of Fruity Pebbles* at perfect spoon-shoveling distance from my mouth. Wha- what's this? A set of Modern Ergonomic Bowls designed to fit comfortably in one hand?...

KAN Core Chef Knife

$135 - $139 from Amazon »

Chef in name, Damascus in style, Japanese in origin. The KAN Core Chef Knife is made of AUS-10 or VG-10 steel to maintain a burly, 59-60 HRC hardness without going brittle. KAN says the result is a kitchen blade that...

Sip-A-Bowl - Cereal Bowl with Built-in Straw

$5.60 from Amazon »

Sip-A-Bowl, I slurp what you're pouring here. You've got my favorite take on the reusable straw yet. The cereal bowl with a built-in straw is made for drinking down the last drop of my Froot-Loops-infused-milk, with the...

Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

$26.99 from Firebox.com »

The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer: When Perfect Steak is Your Endgame. This new piece of Avengers merch is even cooler looking than the Thor's Hammer meat mallet I saw at the end of last year. I wonder how big of...

Refrigerator Door Lock

$19.95 from Amazon »

I like how the people who sell this refrigerator lock advertise it as a good way to secure sensitive medications or other restricted items, especially in public places like schools and hospitals, but every person who's...

Windmill Watermelon Slicer

$5.89 from Amazon »

Oh, Windmill Watermelon Slicer, not since the Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper has a kitchen tool made me so excited for summer's bounty. Ah, I remember the summer of 2016. I must have eaten a hundred bushels of corn. With the...

Shatter-Resistant Chip & Dip Bowl

$11.71 from Amazon »

It's a 2-tier basket of treasure! Classic Cuisine's chip & dip bowl is made of shatter-resistant hard plastic, with a 10" chip basin on the bottom, and a detachable dip reservoir perched on a transparent rainbow arcing...

DASH Mini Toaster Oven

$30.99 from Amazon »

I think I have juuust enough room for a DASH Mini Toaster Oven on my desk at work. It's got a perfect 9" footprint on the outside so it's great for small spaces, and I'll bet it's bigger on the inside for cooking, like...

Football Stadium Snack Bowls

$15.20 from Amazon »

Is it football season? Either one of them, American football or soccer? Yes to MLS, but no to NFL? But the NFL is about to have their draft? OK, then it sounds like something exciting is going on with both of these sports...