Kitchen

Puking Kitty Gravy Boat

The Puking Kitty Gravy Boat is bllleeeccchhh! for the 2020 holiday season. In 2012 the couple behind the Puking Kitty puked up their first gravy boat in the likeness of their rescue cat, Mr. B. They ran the design as...

Sushi Kitchen Sponges

$8 from Amazon »

Give your dishes a sushi sudsing and a sushi scrubbing with these Sushi Kitchen Sponges from Fred. The nigiri trio is called Washabi - a name to match the whimsy of the product itself - and includes a shrimp, tuna, and...

Fire-Breathing Dragon Steam Release Diverter

$9.99 from Amazon »

You might think this fire-breathing dragon steam release diverter has a fairly narrow buyer / gift recipient pool of people who own pressure cookers and instant pots. But...well, yeah OK, in thinking that you'd be right...

TangoLL 2-in-1 Cooking Tongs & Spatula

$7.68 - $10.99 from Amazon »

Flip, cradle, grab, scoop, spatongs! your food with this 2-in-1 Spatula & Tongs kitchen tool. The non-stick, heat-resistant utensil shifts effortlessly between a spatula for flipping and serving pancakes and hamburger...

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula Set

$17.50 from Amazon »

The Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula Set represents both classic geekery and classy geekery. What cook, Star Wars fan or not, wouldn't want a pair of sleek and modern black & white spatulas with subtle, almost sexy, lightsaber...

Butter Twist - Spread, Cut, Measure, Dispense & Store

$15.49 from Amazon »

I didn't say an empty Butter Twist looks less like a kitchen tool for spreading, cutting, measuring, and storing your sticks of butter than it does a male masturbator. You said an empty Butter Twist looks less like a...

Can Colander

$7.67 from Amazon »

What, the Can Colander thinks it can just plop on into my canned tuna and black beans, and take away the joy of slicing my finger when I attempt to use the sharp aluminum lids I just cut off them to strain out the liquid?...

Magic Tap Automatic Drink Dispenser

Discontinued

Using the Magic Tap, an automatic drink dispenser, isn't about being too lazy to lift a gallon of milk or Costco-sized bottle of OJ out of the fridge, and then heave it up to pour in my coffee or bowl of Poop Like a Champion...

Kitchen Squeegee & Countertop Brush

$9.99 from Amazon »

In thinking of what to tell you about this kitchen squeegee and countertop brush combo, I started thinking a lot about the word "squeegee." And then I started saying "squeegee" over and over again in my head. And you...

Shape Your Own Cake Silicone Molds

Sold Out from Amazon »

She-Ra: Princess of Power baked me a cake today. Custom-shaped using a set of link-and bend silicone molds like these. It's a yellow cake with chocolate chips, frosted in mint chocolate icing, and decorated with...I don't...

Chopsy Smart Chopping Board

$99 - $129 from Kickstarter »

From the Chopsy Chopping Board test kitchen: Chop, chop, everyone gather 'round. I've just met with the board and have some cutting remarks to share with you. We're almost ready to send slashers into the homes of all...

Bacon Clothesline

$24.99 from Amazon »

What's shakin', bacon? Aw, you know. Just hangin' out. The Bacon Clothesline is a statement piece made to get conversations, and salivary glands, flowing. Made for cooks, foodies, and Santa Claus (because what do you...

2-in-1 Indoor Electric BBQ Grill & Hot Pot

$135.69 - $259 from Amazon »

Sizzle, stew, and BBQ the way you like it, and at the precise moment your piehole is ready to devour it with this 2-in-1 electric grill and hot pot. Available with either single or double nonstick grill pans and a connected...

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit

$34.50 from Amazon »

The Easy Fermenter Starter Kit reminds me of how I could eat kimchi by the jar. And sauerkraut. And I would too if my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, didn't at best crinkle her nose, and at worst make gagging sounds...

Al Dente Spaghetti Tester & Steam Releaser

$16 from OTOTO »

Al Dente is an old Italian fisherman who fears neither noodle nor fishin' hole. Even when the former is 4 times his size, and the latter is filled with water bubbling at 212 degrees F. Nope, Al Dente is ready to sit on...

Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven

$338 from Amazon »

"Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven" is a fancy way of saying "Toaster from Japan." And they should add the subtitle, "That Can Toast Only 1 Slice of Bread at a Time." And then possibly the sub-subtitle, "But It Will Be the...

Joydeem Foldable 3-Tier Electric Food Steamer

$149.99 from Amazon »

All that hot air that's been circulating around the news and social media, society in general, the past few...4-ish...years? Joydeem decided to put it to good use inside their electric food steamer, a 3-tiered foldable...

Object Rights Curved Flatware

$200 - $300 from Object Rights »

Object Rights made this curious Curved Flatware so your fork, knife, and spoon can exist "in harmony with your circular plate." But what about the harmony with your hand and mouth? I'd like to see a demo of someone successfully...

Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster

Sold Out from Amazon »

The Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster: for when you need bad breath, stat!...

Gneiss Spice Magnetic Spice Jars

$50 - $130 from Amazon »

Feeling crafty? Feeling spicy? Craft a spice mosaic on your fridge, or other magnetic kitchen surface, with Gneiss Spice's sets of Magnetic Spice Jars...

Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro

$149.99 from Amazon »

I question whether the Cooking with SHAQ Air Fryer Oven Pro is big enough to feed even me, much less me and Shaq together. Maybe if we just wanted a snack. A Shaq snack, if you will. The 2-level, 12-quart air fryer is...

PB-JIFE - The Ultimate Peanut Butter Knife

$22.99 from Amazon »

Peanut butter fans, you may not be living your best PB life if you don't yet have a PB-JIFE. This long-armed spreader is designed to do all the dirty work in and around your peanut butter jars - stir, scoop, scrape, and...

Knuckle Juicer

$109 - $179 from GNR 8 »

I am gonna ream your eyes out...lemons. And then I'm comin' for you, limes. The Knuckle Juicer is here to punch the acid out of all your ornery citrus...

Dash Deluxe Sous Vide-Style Egg Bite Maker

$23.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

I'm no connoisousvideseur, but I do enjoy me some bacon egg bites from Starbucks, and what do they cost these days? $8? $24? Some amount that would indicate the Dash Deluxe Egg Bite Maker will pay for itself after just...