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Friday, November 16, 2012

Monkey see, monkey do--if you drink like a fish, your kids will too! So put away that bottle of Tanqueray, stow the Whisky Advent Calendar 'til after hours, and grab a couple of these Handblown Fish Straws to sip, suck, and...

Wednesday, August 17, 2011
$19.95 from Williams Sonoma »

Luke (inhale, exhale) I am a cookie. Simple way to turn your stupid, boring, crappy cookies into something out of this galaxy. God I love cookies. If you don't like cookies, try the pancakes....

Friday, June 14, 2013
Sold Out from Amazon »

This electric grill sits on the tabletop. Which means it is going to reduce the amount of time it takes for babyback ribs brushed with KC Masterpiece and teriyaki shrimp kebabs to transfer from its cooking surface to my mouth. Probably by at least 15 seconds. Two thumbs up to the Dimplex PowerChef!...

Saturday, December 1, 2012
$7.12 from Amazon »

The holidays. They encourage us to appreciate and reminisce about those we love. Yet somehow, they also provoke us to fixate on those we hate. Fred & Friends examined this 'tis the season, yin-yang dynamic...and saw dollar...

Friday, July 6, 2012

One biting comment I could make about Tigere Chiriga's Floating Mug is...hmmm...donut hole. I got nothin'. It's just a simple, yet truly novel design, whose purpose is as terrifically useful as its look is incredibly cool....

Friday, March 23, 2012
$7.01 from Amazon »

Ahhh, here's one for the kids, the kids at heart, and the practicing hipsters. The Crustache Cutter performs a little snip-snip on bread that's boringly shaped like bread to produce hilarious/clever/ironic (depending on which of the above audience it is serving) mustache sandwiches in shapes horseshoe, handlebar, and Stalin. Not since the PB&J wallet has a sandwich both looked so good, and made...

Tuesday, December 27, 2011
$20.95 from Amazon »

Those nights of binge eating and the haunting lure of a fridge filled with simple carbs and trans fats? Send them to their metaphorical death. Die leftover deep dish pizza! See how you like it in your gut, cookie dough ice...

Friday, August 19, 2011
$11.95 from Amazon »

I like to keep my beer almost slushy it's so cold. And I never disrespect wood. These double wall glasses are the perfect solution. They help insulate your drink from your fat, hot, grubby little hands while keeping your table...

Friday, October 28, 2011
$11.50 from Amazon »

Long before Generation Z began itching to replicate 120-ounce 7-Eleven Slurpees in flavors like Razzzmatazzz and Electrocuted Tree Frog at home, Generation X itched to replicate carnie and peewee sport concession stand ICEEs...

Monday, April 9, 2012

A gun loaded with carbs, cheese, and marinara. Are you brave enough to slice it and pull it? The loser of Pizza Plate Russian Roulette is designated dish bitch. Or gets sent on a beer run. Or has to buy the Santa Claus sack...

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.

And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.

The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.

Saturday, February 25, 2012
$5 from Amazon »

How many kids are going to ram the Lickety Spoon down their throats trying to mock-tongue something with it? Even if we're playing by Price Is Right rules, I think you can safely bet "All of them," and still be the closest...

Sunday, September 4, 2011
$7.53 from Amazon »

The Gingerbread Man always acted like such a wuss. Enter The Ninjabread Man. I think he could slide right into all of our favorite Christmas stories and nobody would bat an eyelash. Please use black icing. Stars sold separately....

Tuesday, July 10, 2012
$11.58 from Amazon »

Yo, TARDIS, I need to run a quick errand in 2343 today. Let me just pour a cup of coffee and...TARDIS? TARDIS, dude, where you at? [The TARDIS, having been exposed to a hot beverage, has disappeared from its current location...

Monday, September 12, 2011
$7.19 from Amazon »

The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more exciting. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? It's a damn shark....

Tuesday, August 30, 2011
$13.06 from Amazon »

There are a few items from my childhood I've been trying to hunt down for a while. A slush puppy machine (not slurpee, slurpees suck), an armitron, Debbie Does Dallas VHS tape and this. I'm gonna get a brain freeze....

Tuesday, December 13, 2011
$13.95 from Amazon »

I'll skirt the obvious meat pounder jokes here. I do see a pretty nifty dual purpose tool though. I've never tenderized meat before cooking it, but this looks like it might make the job sort of fun. And, if someone breaks...

Friday, February 8, 2013
Sold Out from Etsy »

I would describe this Storm Trooper mug as geeky with a side of class. Meaning that I probably wouldn't purchase it for someone who isn't into Star Wars, but I wouldn't feel bad about purchasing it for someone who is into...

Thursday, September 1, 2011
$4.42 from Amazon »

I tried to stick a magnet to my fridge the other day and it just slid down the face of the fridge door and fell limply to the ground. I wonder what my fridge is made out of. I'm also confused as to what metals are actually...

Saturday, March 3, 2012
$18.21 from Amazon »

Sweet! Somewhere to hide all the crap you wish you hadn't taken a bite out of and need to spit out! The Double Dish, a bowl within a bowl, is the perfect receptacle for gristly beef, bivalves gone bad, and entire servings...

Thursday, December 8, 2011

I can't think of anything bad to say about this product. It's not particularly inspired (it's just a plate with an extra level for syrup to pool into) but it does exactly what it is supposed to do. And it's certainly something...

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
$2.56 from Amazon »

Slicing a banana has just become 20x easier. What? Slicing a banana wasn't difficult in the first place? Neither is folding my clothes, but I haven't done that in 3 months. Mankind is in constant search of ways to improve...

Friday, June 29, 2012
$6.63 from Amazon »

For the first time ever, if someone offered me a shot of ice or a shot of Jager, I might actually choose the former. This set of 6 handgun-shaped molds packs a cache of ice cold heat that screams, "Freeze, bitches!"before...

Friday, December 9, 2011
By: Quirky

This ingenious concept product is getting ready to go into production. The juice is so much tastier when it comes directly from the tap. Stick the "stem" right into your favorite sprayable citrus fruit (lemons, limes... that's...

Saturday, August 20, 2011
$90.88 from Amazon »

This is some Willy Wonka shit right here. You take normal everyday water, and this machine turns it into soda, or sody as my grandma would have called it. It's almost like a machine that takes regular old paper and turns it...

Wednesday, December 7, 2011
$11.82 from Amazon »

Previously reserved for the likes of your dog, your cat, your children and you after 10 shots of whatever the cool person shot currently is, now, you can enjoy your favorite wake-me-up drink from the rims of your own toilet...

Thursday, October 18, 2012
$9.74 from Amazon »

Cataclysmic events, such as earthquakes and alien attacks, always seem to go down when I'm relaxing with the morning paper, drinking a cup of coffee. So being the industrial, perpetually prepared fellow that I am, I have combined...

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Father's Day 2012 is hitting families nationwide on June 17th. Which begs the question: Do you have that very special kind of Renaissance father who can schmooze with James Bond, thrown down with the wranglers on River Monsters...

Tuesday, August 9, 2011
$13.25 from Amazon »

This is pretty cool. Looks like it might provide a little better leverage than your average pizza cutter. The cutter has a removable shield for easy clean up and a stainless steal blade. Dishwasher safe (only way I know how...

Monday, August 29, 2011
Sold Out from Amazon »

The perfect gift for the coffee drinking puzzle solver. In 2nd grade, I used to physically take apart rubik's cubes and put them back together all perfect looking. My teacher thought I was a genius. And really, isn't that...

Thursday, August 23, 2012
$66 from Etsy »

Many of us find great comfort and normalcy in our morning cups of coffee or tea. Artist Lily S would like to add some uneasiness to that equation. A mouthful, to be exact. Her Teeth Cup, molded from a full set of human pearly...

Friday, February 10, 2012
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Caffeine injections and enemas are great on the go and all, but sometimes it's that fresh-roasted aroma, and hot liquid nuttiness that really give us the stamina to keep the hamster wheel spinning. The mypressi TWIST is a...

Friday, December 30, 2011
$7.25 from Amazon »

Our current Secretary of State and former First Lady certainly has her hands full these days. Fortunately her legs are free. And what better way to set them to purpose than busting nuts. Er... cracking balls. Wait... cracking...

Wednesday, November 16, 2011
$6.36 from Amazon »

GingerDEAD men. Huh. I wonder if the concept led to the name, or the name to the concept. Sometimes it's surprisingly hard to tell how people who go for obvious puns think. Anyway, have fun trying to frost between the lines....

Friday, July 13, 2012
$9.72 from Amazon »

Philosophical question: If fresh brain is brimming from a skull that's been long dead, will a zombie still eat it? How about if it's made with all-organic ingredients, such as unbleached flour and free range eggs? NomSkulls...

Monday, September 5, 2011
$10.95 from Amazon »

Brilliant ice cube tray based of off the famous painting "The Scream" which is often described as dealing with themes of fear, anxiety and depersonalization disorder. My analysis? Someone did some acid or 'shrooms and painted...

Tuesday, October 18, 2011
$25.99 from Drawer Decor »

No more cluttered kitchen drawers, no more utensils that rattle and roll around, no more organizing your spatulas and banana slicers only to have them fall right back into disarray....

Friday, August 19, 2011
$7.24 from Amazon »

Cyrano de Bergerac's dream cups. When sippers tip their heads to take a drink, it appears they've grown a different nose and sometimes even a mustache. The pack includes a total of 24 cups, evenly divided between male and...

Saturday, January 7, 2012
$14.95 from Fishs Eddy »

Since weight loss is 80% diet, we tend to rely on the voices inside our heads to convince us to reel in the Doritos-crusted mac 'n' cheese and bacon chocolate chip ice cream consumption. Well, it seems those voices have struck...

Wednesday, December 7, 2011
$13.95 from Amazon »

After I kill a deer, skin it with my bare hands, and eat its still beating heart, the last thing I wanna do is touch the raw meat. That's why I use these aptly named Bear Paw Meat Handlers when I handle my meat. Gone are...

Friday, March 9, 2012
$14.50 from Donkey »

Ahhh, the Afro and the Mohawk. Two iconic hairstyles that require mega elbow grease to create now pay it forward by elbow greasin' it out with you at the kitchen sink. Brother Fro and Punk Hawk help get rid of dried egg, marinara...

Monday, August 22, 2011
$50.99 from Amazon »

Can you make Bomb Pops with this? I bet you can. Cream filling? Yep! And only 7 minutes until ready. That's my kind of gift. I hate taking 1 hour to make food and 3 minutes to eat it. For real....

Friday, October 14, 2011
$19.99 from Amazon »

Behold, the white knight to your entertaining woes. Not only do they look cool, but Ice Kabobs are the one meal followers of low carb, clean eating, paleo, vegetarian, vegan, and raw foods diets can all savor at your next...

Thursday, December 20, 2012
$34.99 from Animi Causa »

I think it's supposed to be simulating dripping paint, but on this Eve of the Apocalypse, I wouldn't be surprised if Animi Causa's powder coated metal napkin holder actually started dripping blood. That's definitely what it...

Tuesday, October 4, 2011
$11.99 from ThinkGeek »

What percentage of people in 2011 actually know the significance of ctrl alt delete anyway? Are people still afraid of computers? Do YOU know what will happen if you hold those 3 keys down in unison? I dare you to try it right...

Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Sold Out from Amazon »

Instead of sitting there with a scowl on your puss banging your knife and fork against the table, learn a little ancient Japanese craftsmanship with this set of origami napkins. At 40 per package, these should keep you busy...

Wednesday, September 26, 2012
$14 from Photo Jojo »

Thanks to foodies and the blogging world, cameras and cuisine have pretty much become inextricably bound. Photojojo, ever the purveyor of the photography's most clever, kitschy, and surprisingly useful accessories (check out...

Saturday, September 29, 2012
Sold Out from Etsy »

Positivity. That's what we need more of. Forget the haters. And forget that no one really gives a shit what you like on Facebook. Because Likers gonna Like, yo. And also probably drink coffee out of a clever or ironic mug...