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NFL Branded Toast

By: on January 07, 2012
  • NFL Branded Toast
  • NFL Branded Toast
  • NFL Branded Toast
  • NFL Branded Toast
  • NFL Branded Toast
  • NFL Branded Toast
  • NFL Branded Toast
$30
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Do you eat, sleep, and breathe your favorite pro football team? Now you can graduate from the proverbial to the literal NFL fanatic with the Protoast Toaster. Its heating coils are fitted with your favorite team's emblem, searing your beloved Packers / Patriots / Cowboys / 49ers onto every jam-smeared, wheaten piece of goodness that crosses your lips. Note: The Denver model occasionally brands toast with an image of Jesus instead of a Bronco, and the Steelers version is 100 times more likely to tear up the roof of your mouth and ruin your day. College and other professional sports teams, such as MLB and NHL, are also available. Talk about the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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