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NES Cartridge Cutting Board

By: on March 12, 2015
  • NES Cartridge Cutting Board
  • NES Cartridge Cutting Board
  • NES Cartridge Cutting Board
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Dave Stencil of Cutting Boredom has a place for you to slice and dice your mushrooms. You know, in case you prefer to eat them bite by bite instead of chest bumping or head butting them to get bigger. His NES cartridge cutting board is carved in all its 8-bit splendor from your choice of walnut, maple, mahogany, or cherry, and comes in a choice of 9" x 10" or 12" x 13" sizes.

The cutting board scores at least 3 extra lives with its simple but accurate representation of Nintendo's iconic game cartridges. Stencil points out that the grooves running along the side of it are even functional as juice reservoirs. No word on how well the board's wood will hold up when I butcher my chickens and green peppers with Link's Master Sword.

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