Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

By: on August 24, 2013
  • Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
  • Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
  • Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
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I love how, along with depicting the unsavory image of a fat person spilling out of his jeans in a way that still makes me want to take a big bite out of his moist and caky excess fat, these muffin top molds also stay true to how things are in real life in the ass department. As in, they haven't one. And why is that? It's like the ultimate curse in body proportions: cascading rolls of adipose tissue just above and below the belly button, tapering into a clear, flat, 12" drop at the posterior. Muffin top, pancake ass. Hey, throw in a pair of dough arms, a set of sausage fingers, and some below-the-belt eggs, and these poor bastards could be walking Grand Slam breakfasts.

While I further ponder obesity metaphors, you can check out Perpetual Kid's set of 4 Muffin Top Cupcake Molds for a novel, clever, and slightly insensitive vehicle for serving up baked goods. If you want, you can also relish the irony of feeding someone calorically dense creations in containers shaped like what they could become if they eat them.

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