Those nights of binge eating and the haunting lure of a fridge filled with simple carbs and trans fats? Send them to their metaphorical death. Die leftover deep dish pizza! See how you like it in your gut, cookie dough ice cream! And for anyone not at war with food, write a friendly reminder to wash the dishes, and use the magnetic knife as a friendly reminder of the consequences for not washing the dishes. This method is especially effective in training small children and stupid adults who do not comprehend hyperbole and sarcasm. Also a fun way to display medical bills not covered by your insurance policy, speeding tickets, and subpoenas for paternity tests.
Knife Refrigerator Magnet
Posted: December 27, 2011
$36.99 from Amazon »
The Professional EverSharp electric knife sharpener is a 3-stage system for restoring what your turkeys, tenderloins, roasts, hams, and gift packaging have taken away. The simple tool sharpens sporting and kitchen knives...