Knife Refrigerator Magnet
Those nights of binge eating and the haunting lure of a fridge filled with simple carbs and trans fats? Send them to their metaphorical death. Die leftover deep dish pizza! See how you like it in your gut, cookie dough ice cream! And for anyone not at war with food, write a friendly reminder to wash the dishes, and use the magnetic knife as a friendly reminder of the consequences for not washing the dishes. This method is especially effective in training small children and stupid adults who do not comprehend hyperbole and sarcasm. Also a fun way to display medical bills not covered by your insurance policy, speeding tickets, and subpoenas for paternity tests.