Juice Bruce Lemon Squeezer
And you thought getting the occasional squirt of lime in the eye from your friend Cornelius' Corona was bad. Juice Bruce spends his entire useful life getting doused in the acid of citrus fruits. All in the name of serving his duty as a cute 'n' clever gift for your girlfriend or accessory for your own kitchen.
The handsome Bruce is made of solid organic wood. He promises to head butt and corkscrew out every last drop of juice from your lemons, limes, oranges, and grapefruits without giving you splinters or digging uncomfortably into your hand. Apparently, the notch at his mouth creates an ergonomic grip that is pleasant even for the kiddos to grasp. And good on Juice Bruce for that, because I think at least by age 5 all children should learn how to turn lemons into lemonade.