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Fro & Hawk Dish Brushes

By: on March 09, 2012
$14.50
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Ahhh, the Afro and the Mohawk. Two iconic hairstyles that require mega elbow grease to create now pay it forward by elbow greasin' it out with you at the kitchen sink. Brother Fro and Punk Hawk help get rid of dried egg, marinara sauce, and any other week-old food particulates caked to your dishes, glasses, and silverware. Just suds up their noggins, and let the spongy 'fro, or the bristly mo' lure the dirt into their scalps with the former's smooth groove, or the latter's head banging moves. Once the kitchen is spotless, crack out your iPod and watch the two battle it out on the open mic with their renditions of "Get Down Tonight" and "Sedated".

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Eruption Disruption Volcano Microwave Cleaner

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Kitchen Ninja Knife Block

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I mostly like the Stuff It Up Pan because owning one will allow me to add, "Stuff it up!" to my repertoire of most-used commands. Current inclusions: "Suck it up!" (Crybaby Cornelius); "Suck it in!" (Gotta zip those pants...

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The Whisk Wiper

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What is this whiskcraft I see before me? You mean worming my tongue between the wire loops and getting chocolate cake batter all over my face isn't the best way to clean off the whisk when my girlfriend is baking? Nah....

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biem Instant Stick Butter Sprayer

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Whether you're looking to cut back on the butter or blanket your whole life in a dewy sheen of it, the forthcoming biem Butter Sprayer could be as revolutionary for your popcorn and toast as the Slotdog is for your wieners....

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Height Adjustable Pot & Pan Organizer Rack

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As much as I love the cacophony of all my pots and pans shifting, smashing, and tumbling when I crouch down and remove one from the kitchen cabinet, I can see why some might prefer their cookware in the tidy, partitioned...

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FoldiMate Robotic Laundry Folder

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Really? Really?! Am I so lazy that I'm willing to spend $800 on a machine that will fold my laundry? Pssshhh! I don't think so....

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The Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet

Displease the Captain and he'll throw you overboard squirt you in the kisser with the sprayer of his Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet. Maker Waterstone took its inspiration for this standout fixture from the (super rad)...