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Egg Monster Toast Cutter

By: on February 29, 2016
$8.99
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Forget Toads in the Hole, the brave, the strong, the warriors who truly want to conquer their day kick it off with a little Eye of the Beast. Ahhh, breakfast has never been geekier and breaking the yolk never more satisfying than with the Egg Monster Toast Cutter.

The toast cutter is a simple piece of of bread-shaped plastic that will transform your square of whole wheat into the scariest of edible creatures. Pointy ears, a coupla teeth, and space for that one, giant, oozy yellow eye. Mmmm, intraocular monster goo is delicious.

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