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Clongs - Click-Lock Sit-Up Tongs

By: on April 25, 2014
$22
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Since it's difficult for me even to pour a bowl of cereal without making a mess I'm not sure how much of a difference in cleanliness Clongs will make in my life, but I do appreciate their intent and nifty V-dip. And with grilling season on our heels, maybe you maestros of the BBQ would like to have a pair of the mess-thwarting sit-up utensils to keep wet sauces and beef bits off your grills and tables.

Clongs keep counter surfaces gunk-free, plus maintain their own hygiene, via the simple bends in their stainless steel arms. The silicone tips are safe for non-stick cookware, and heat-resistant up to 500 degrees F, so the tongs can serve as flippers and servers on frying pans and BBQs. A click-lock mechanism supports Clong opening and securing with one hand.

Clongs come in 12" and 9" length, and an assortment of colors.

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