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Clever Cutter 2-in-1 Food Chopper

By: on August 22, 2016
$14.97 - $23.40
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The Clever Cutter won't exactly carve your turkey dinner, but for chopping vegetables, snipping bacon bits, and slicing cheese, the scissor blades and cutting board in one are a lazy man's dream come true.

Clever Cutter 2-in-1 knife and cutting boards come in standard stainless and Pro German steel blades. The latter is a premium model that facilitates further laziness via its honed, stay-sharp business end. Both versions feature a locking safety hinge to prevent accidental cuts. Just in case you're not in the camp that enjoys the hearty crunch of fingernails in your dinner salads.

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