Cheesus Christ Cheese Grater

By: on November 23, 2012
Cheesus Christ Cheese Grater
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Now that we've got Thanksgiving out of the way, it's time to deck the halls, fire up the "Jingle Bells" sing-a-longs, celebrate Jesus, and eat cheese. Cheesus Christ, a cheese grater that--like many folks' Sunday rituals and toast--pays homage to our "grate Lord", will assist in the merry partaking in the latter two. A stainless steel shredder with JC's likeness coaxing blocks of parmesan into piles, the Cheesus Christ makes for a perfect:

  • Stocking stuffer.
  • Reminder of the true meaning of Christmas.
  • Way to ensure the cheddar atop your chili covers the surface and melts evenly.
  • Method of turning holey swiss into holy swiss.