Have some industrial-strength coffee from an industrial-designed coffee maker. This brass pour over brewer offers up a pretty slick means of making drip table side with its mug-sized wood base, steampunk-y adjustable brass arm, and spiraling glass cone to secure your filter. The coffee maker's cone capacity is large enough to brew 2 cups of ground beans, but you'll have to keep a close eye on the drip, and have your second receptacle ready for a quick changeout to avoid staining the tablecloth.
Brass Pour Over Drip Coffee Maker
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$15 - $24 from Making Modern »
Knock a My MUG off the counter and you might be cleaning up some liquid, but your solid form of matter will stay intact. Made to feel like ceramic in the hand, but behave like titanium when that hand is a wee bit clumsy...