Belgian Waffle & Omelet Maker

By: on October 13, 2013
Belgian Waffle & Omelet Maker
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This gift from the heavens cooks a Belgian waffle and an omelet simultaneously. Concurrently. At the same fucking time. Do I even need to say triple-decker waffle omelet sandwich? Do I need to say anything else at all?

Probably not, but I'm in the midst of a flash flood and feeling rather chatty. Waring made this cure for all hunger pangs and hangovers with a rotary feature so that it will heat and set food evenly on the top and bottom and also keep you occupied as you wait the excruciating 6 to 8 minutes it's going to take your waffle-egg tag team to cook.

The electric gadget will also fix pancakes, frittatas, fried eggs, and grilled cheese. But only if you promise to pile them all on top of one another and eat the result in 5 bites or less.