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Banana Slicer

By: on August 24, 2011
$5.33
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Slicing a banana has just become 20x easier. What? Slicing a banana wasn't difficult in the first place? Neither is folding my clothes, but I haven't done that in 3 months. Mankind is in constant search of ways to improve, and this fits the bill. I wonder how it works on mushy bananas.

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