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3-in-1 Avocado Slicer

By: on December 06, 2013
  • 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
  • 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
  • 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
  • 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
  • 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
$9.95
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Who doesn't love avocados? Besides people who hate avocados? No one! And one tool all avocado lovers should have is three tools! In one! OXO's 3-in-1 avocado slicer slits, pits, slashes, and scoops fleshy green about-to-be-guacamole fruits swiftly and safely in a few turns of its body.

A beaky knife at one end cuts through the avocado's outer skin to expose its seed, which is then gripped and flipped aside by the mid-section's pitter. At the other end lies a partitioned slicer for dividing and extracting the innards in even, unblemished strips. Unless your avo has a brown spot because it was dropped on its head as a baby like the barista who every single morning when I order a 16-ounce drip with room says, "Do you want room?" 3-in-1 avocado slicers cannot cure brown spots. Or idiocy.

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