Not only is this dragon holding my beer and taquitos for me, he's kneeling in supplication while doing it! How pathetic. Come on, Puff, Jackie Paper's not coming back. It's time to start rebuilding your manhood. See if Smaug can help you. He seems pretty testosterone-driven. Maybe not the most eager and patient teacher, but you could always offer to hold his Arkenstone for him in return.
The Kneeling Dragon Table by Design Toscano has a resin beast base and 39" glass top.