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Skull Stands

By: on June 10, 2014
Skull Stands
  • Skull Stands
  • Skull Stands
  • Skull Stands
  • Skull Stands
  • Skull Stands
$78 - $298
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Though these skull stands from Detroit-based 400oz. are made only of high grade resin, they sure get the wheels turning, don't they? Like, why not preserve Uncle Joe's memory by converting him into something more useful than a gaudy urn when he dies? Available in a spectrum of colors fit for a king or a thug--that is, white, black, chrome, and gold--the skulls serve to stand upright virtually all mobile devices and tablets on the market.

Both halved and full skulls are filled solid to the core. Neither weighs 400 actual ounces, but they do scale in at 16 and 64 ounces respectively. Hand-poured half skull dimensions are 5" long x 4" wide x 1-3/4" tall and full upright skull stands measure 5" tall x 4" wide x 6" deep. Each device stanchion comes in a hand-crafted, ink-stamped birch wood crate.

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