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Zelda Fireplace Art

By: on May 21, 2012
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I think I would have preferred Fire Mario, but fake Zelda flames still trump the burning embers of an electric insert or flat screen loop. Especially an NES Zelda fire, in all of its pixelated glory. Etsy vendor James Bit custom paints the eternal flames on a stretched cotton canvas in 24" x 24" and 20" x 20" sizes. For an additional fee, Bit will also deliver custom sizes, wood canvases, and the Triforce of Power.

Um, the local fire department would like to request that buyers not test their life meters by installing the painting in front of a functional fireplace.

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