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Yoda Xmas Tree Topper

By: on October 24, 2011
Yoda Xmas Tree Topper

Not sure how this new arrangement is going to fly in heaven. Hypothetical: Who would win in a battle between an army of Yodas with LED light sabers and a squadron of angels with golden-bladed halos blessed by God?

Not that it matters since Yoda is definitely Jewish, and there's no way he'd abuse the Force in a fight to be the figurehead of Christian holiday decor. Hate this 9 x 12-inch abomination he would! Good thing he's a fictional character. Yep, we said it. Yoda isn't real. Merry Christmas.

Purchase Details: $59.95