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The Royal Data Throne

By: on April 23, 2012
Discontinued

Time for a data dump! Computers acting pokey and lethargic need one. So do those that can't go more than 2 or 3 clicks without cramping up. That seem to have had one too many cookies. That start making unpleasant sounds. These computers are plugged up, and searching desperately for a place to drop a great...big...deuce of data.

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