The Royal Data Throne
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- Luggable Loo Portable 5 Gallon Toilet - $23.86
- Sperm Flash Drive - $11.25
- Novelty Computer Keys - $13.00
- Realistic Thumb Thumb Drive - $11.55
- Retro Finger Pointer USB Drive - $18.23
Time for a data dump! Computers acting pokey and lethargic need one. So do those that can't go more than 2 or 3 clicks without cramping up. That seem to have had one too many cookies. That start making unpleasant sounds. These computers are plugged up, and searching desperately for a place to drop a great...big...deuce of data.
And while the Royal Data Throne can't really provide them literal relief, its stunning presence as the sculpted manifestation of our feelings about excess data does provide some cathartic comic relief. A veritable amusement park of detail from Steven Rodrig's PCB Creations, the toilet is made of computer hard drive components, replete with guts in its tank, and a secret data storage area under its lid. Measurements are 12" x 11" x 5".
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