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3D Domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots

$9.99 Amazon »

These 3D domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots bring a next level night sky to the kids' room, or the living room whose ceiling you find yourself staring at more and more lately. The pack of 606 adhesive dots create a more...

Scrabble Tile String Lights with Customizable Letters

$44.79 Amazon »

This set of Scrabble String Lights from Paladone comes with 10 illuminated 2.25" square Scrabble tiles that stretch 70" long. Tiles are blank, left for you to fill in with 60 reusable and interchangeable letter stickers...

Grinch Christmas Tree Decoration & Ornament Holder

$50 Etsy »

I know. I've just put the Grinch Christmas tree decoration and ornament holder in front of your face 2 weeks before Halloween. I know. Normally, talking about Christmas before Halloween makes me throw up in my mouth and...

Mushlume UFO Bioluminescent Display

$60 Urbz »

The mysteries of the ocean meet the mysteries of the skies in the Mushlume UFO, an aquarium filled with bioluminescent dinoflagellates that's shaped like a UFO. And a mushroom. It's an "unidentified fun object." Certainly...

Concealed Art NES & Pinball Data Art Prints

$42 - $54 Concealed Art »

When you play NES you see graphics - rudimentary, 8-bit graphics, sure, but compared to what the gaming console "sees"? What appears on screen looks pretty amazing. Artist and software developer Michael Vogt thinks so...

The Factory Concrete Rolling Ball Kinetic Sculpture

The Factory, Material Immaterial Studio's latest concrete rolling ball kinetic sculpture, is a nod to Brutalist architecture, and our desire to own stuff we can fiddle with to spur creativity, or just take a mental break...

The Mandalorian: The Child Echo Dot Stand

$24.95 Amazon »

Please tell me The Mandalorian: The Child Echo Dot Stand also comes with a feature that allows you to change Alexa's wake word to "Baby Yoda."...

Magnetic Decorative Garage Door Hinges & Handles

$11.68 - $39.99 Amazon »

Know how I know about these magnetic decorative garage door hinges and handles? Yep, that's right. My mama got them. "No drilling!" she said when she first showed them to me. "No damage!"...

My Last F*ck Candle

$11.48 - $14.54 Etsy »

My Last F*ck Candle. Presumably this is the one you'll burn when all of the disasters, the shockers, and the newest pieces of trash to hit social media become too much to process, too much to reconcile. When the only...

Skull Tabletop Fireplace

$54.95 Amazon »

Now here's a handsome devil. A little hot-headed, perhaps, but it looks like he's got his flames under control. And those chiseled cheekbones! But the Skull Tabletop Fireplace does have one major issue: it burns only...

Pendleton National Park Blankets

$199 - $319 Amazon »

Chilly summer nights. Snuggling up under the stars in your favorite national park. Or maybe just in your backyard wrapped in your favorite Pendleton National Park Blanket. Pendleton's line of 100% wool warmers has been...

Swarovski Crystal Batmobile Model

$8,900 Swarovski »

Given that the real Batmobile probably costs a bajillion dollars - and even one of the 6 Dark Knight Batpods made for the movies went for somewhere between $80K and $106K at auction - Swarovski charging $8,600 for their...

Pollo Pillo

Discontinued

Though these pollos are P.illo from the Netherlands, not Hermanos from Albuquerque, they're still the perfect front for a meth deal. Uh, no wait...

Vent Dragons

It's that time of year again. Gotta watch out for the ol' vent dragons building nests in your air ducts. Pushing through the grilles when they get jumpy, or smell bacon cooking. Tempting your children, possibly your wives...

Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover

$33 - $39 Amazon »

I choose a Maersk Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover for the safe transport of my Kleenex from the bathroom to the couch, where my spring allergies are killing me - killing me! - this year. I don't even leave my house...

Noodles Towels

I already have a Ramen Towel. It doesn't have screen-printed bowls of noodles hanging off the sides of it though. It's just a red towel I really like, and always keep tucked in the neck of my shirt while I eat Ramen to:...

Indoor Relaxation Fountain

$24.87 Amazon »

I don't know how relaxing the HoMedics EnviraScape Silver Springs Indoor Relaxation Fountain really is, but I do know I could use some relaxation right now. You'd think the extensive quality time with my couch I've been...

1" Pet T-Rex Terrarium with Adoption Certificate

$34.99 Amazon »

Honey, I shrunk the T-Rex! The perfect "pet" for your home or office, this 1" T-Rex roams around and wreaks havoc inside a terrarium - a proportionately tiny terrarium, at 2" x 2" x 2.5". It's physically small enough...

Albert Clock - Calculate the Time, Einstein

$350 - $395 Albert Clock »

Albert Clock be like, "Excuse me, son, you wanna know if it's happy hour yet? OK, here. Calculate the time, Einstein." The Albert Clock is a digital desktop clock whose hours and minutes are shown as mathematical equations...

Breweries of the United States 2020

$80 Pop Chart »

In 2012 Pop Chart released their Breweries of the United States map for the first time, pinpointing over 1,000 of America's micro- mid-size, and big fat corporate breweries. For version 2020, by how much do you think...

Kevin Hates Broccoli Wall Clock

$23.95 Etsy »

"Open. Open. Into the hangar! There you go." Broccoli was a new food for Kevin on season 7's Ultimatum episode of The Office, but he tried it. He tried it because he made a New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables...

Invroheat Decorative Wall Hanging Space Heater

$69.95 Amazon »

That artwork is hot! The look of it is OK too. Invroheat makes infrared space heaters that double as decorative wall hangings, and decorative wall hangings that double as space heaters...

Little Brick Lane Custom Scale LEGO Home Models

Straw, sticks, and even bricks got nothing on Little Brick Lane bricks, the LEGO bricks this Etsy shop custom builds into a scale replica of the house you live in. Or the house you lived in until your mama kicked you...

Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas Tree Ornament

$4.25 Amazon »

Two notes about this Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas tree ornament stand out to me: 1) "NOT FOR KIDS"; and 2) "Simply squeeze the body of the Naughty Gingerbread Man ornament to hear him say outrageous things!...