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Thursday, November 21, 2013
$50 - $350 from Safe House USA »

Nothing screams wealth and class like marble flooring, marble countertops, marble statues, and marble-covered rolls in the hay. Here, Safe House USA gives buyers the option of going full mar-balls to the wall with their patterned...

Friday, July 12, 2013

Chuck Taylors have been around since 1917? Crap. Well I hope in 4 years Converse has a big party to celebrate its century of making my feet look awesome and, in honor of the occasion, gives away free shoes or maybe raises...

Monday, February 13, 2012
$199 from DNA 11 »

If you're a Double Helix Fan Club member, but can't make it to Japan to clone your face, and find the prospect of being mug-melded with your sister a little disturbing, check out this subtler artistic representation of your DNA. DNA portraits map a portion of their subjects' unique genetic code, and print it in any of 25 custom color combinations on a canvas ready for framing and proud display....

Sunday, April 7, 2013

From forth the brilliant Magneto mind of Dutch designer Jolan van der Wiel comes another player in his Gravity series of magnetic field creations. Candlestick formation employs the same machine van der Wiel built to create...

Thursday, August 25, 2011
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Though probably the type of installation that has to be seen in person for true appreciation, the photos are still pretty darn phenomenal. I feel like you could stare at this marvel of intricacy for an hour every day and find...

Thursday, January 2, 2014
$21.99 from Amazon »

"I LOVE this. I was worried this would look tacky or cheap, but it really is awesome looking. Pleasantly surprised. Goes great with other wolf bathroom accessories I have." Thank you, Amazon reviewer Adelaide. Your assessment pretty much eliminates all reservations I had about purchasing a howling wolf incense burner, which were:...

Wednesday, September 12, 2012
$25 from Brad McGinty »

Who isn't a fan of checking out innards these days? Particularly when the innards belong to our favorite film creatures--Mogwais, Gremlins, Martians, Predators, Xenomorphs--and particularly when the versions we used to cut...

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Chrono-Shredder is a clock, a calendar, a reminder that those who sit at home and simply watch time go by have lives filled with nothing but growing piles of shit on the floor. Poetic, no? Susanna Hertrich combines machine...

Sunday, May 5, 2013
$18.90 from Etsy »

Yesterday was May 4th and son of a bitch if I didn't bone the opportunity to run these Star Wars prints and say, "May the 4th be with you." And today is May 5th, another special day, particularly for the peoples of Mexico...

Monday, September 26, 2011
$70 from Etsy »

Available individually (for $20) or in this set of four, these prints depict some of your favorite Star Wars characters as children. Each print is 12x12 inches with a semi-gloss finish. Great for Star Wars fans... obviously....

Wednesday, October 24, 2012
$19.15 from Etsy »

Minimalist prints work only for the rare group of people so ingrained in our culture and minds that a mere flip of hair, trademark accessory, or unmistakable body part identifies them to us. Think Elvis. Dorothy. Kim Kardashian....

Tuesday, January 21, 2014
$19.95 - $24.95 from Amazon »

Wine Folly has produced a series of infographic prints to assist in the casual wine drinker's oeno-education, and to give the wine savvy a sense of pride in seeing all the minutiae living inside their heads poured onto posters...

Monday, March 25, 2013
$21.99 from Etsy »

Ryan McArthur has compiled a graphical study of the Top 100 Zombie films in order of how much they pale in comparison to Zombieland and, for that matter, any movie in which Bill Murray has ever appeared, including that Rushmore...

Wednesday, July 3, 2013
$995.60 from Amazon »

One time my friend Esteban bought a boat and named it Anubis and that's about the only exposure I've ever had to the Egyptian jackal-headed god of the underworld. But I guess if I'm lucky when I die he and his six-pack will...

Thursday, March 7, 2013
$199.99 from SamTimer »

Although most of my anecdotes and personal claims to greatness are complete BS, I swear, what follows is a true story. Two true stories, actually. First, I am a formidable Scrabble player. Second, one time I dated a girl who...

Friday, January 20, 2012
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When zombies get to your neighborhood Voodoo priest, everyone wins! Sure, he's going to inhale the amygdalas directly from the heads of your loved ones, but as a reward for your assistance and cooperation, he'll convert their...

Thursday, August 16, 2012
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The subject matter: 80s and 90s WWF legends. Wrestlers who earned their status through killer showmanship, illustrative identities, and annihilatory moves that, 20+ years later, make them recognizable by little more than their...

Thursday, June 27, 2013
$24.90 - $159.90 from Awesome Maps »

Although all maps technically contain the places you want to see before you die, Awesome Maps' Bucketlistmap provides the added service of specifics--the phenomena, landmarks, and activities within each country or region that...

Friday, March 15, 2013
$52.25 from Palomar »

Felt wall maps of Amsterdam, Berlin, London, New York, and Paris for people who live in or have visited or just sorta like the idea of Amsterdam, Berlin, London, New York, and Paris. All come with 15 push pins for marking...

Tuesday, July 30, 2013
$19 - $30 from Society 6 »

Kids, this is what happens when you don't wear sunscreen: everyone figures out your secret identity. See Mike Draw has created a Superhero Tan Lines print to show how even the likes of Batman can be so clever when it comes...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Sold Out from Etsy »

Well here's your answer: No. Not even the country bumpkin flowers and granny pastels of a cross-stitch sampler can make Walter White look any less badass. Breaking Bad's chemistry teacher/meth brewer extraordinaire makes his...

Saturday, June 22, 2013
$18 - $45 from Society 6 »

You're going to have to buy a print, T-shirt, hoodie, or tote bag of The Periodic Table of the Muppets if you want to see the details of this comprehensive compilation of Jim Henson's finest because the Internet is showing...

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Of course there's no escaping the Dark Knight ever, but there's particularly no escaping the Dark Knight this week. Although this tour de force of Batman schwag goes way back--as in even before Batman Begins, Christopher Nolan--to...

Friday, May 18, 2012
$42.71 from Mr Perswall »

Sweet, no more pretending I read books for the sake of home decor. Library Wallpaper, chock full of colorful tomes arranged studiously on faux shelves, gives me all the academic street cred I need. And for legitimate bookworms...

Friday, August 12, 2011
$19.95 from NeatoShop.com »

I once crushed a live chameleon that lived in my office underneath a door when I opened it. This is very similar to the way it looked after. I had to have my partner throw it in the dumpster after that....

Thursday, November 14, 2013
$129 from CB2 »

I'll be gnome for Christmas. You can count on me. Please have snow and di-i-sco, and heavy techno beats. Ahh, even better than a zombie or Scarface gnome to station in my garden is a mirror ball gnome to hang from my ceiling....

Thursday, November 28, 2013
$45 from 2 AM Projects »

Swoosh! The only problem with hanging a 2 AM Project Air 1 stocking for Christmas is that it's gonna dunk on Santa's ass every. time. Over his head, under his beard, around his fat jelly belly...nothin' but net. This nature...

Monday, May 21, 2012
$50 from Etsy »

I think I would have preferred Fire Mario, but fake Zelda flames still trump the burning embers of an electric insert or flat screen loop. Especially an NES Zelda fire, in all of its pixelated glory. Etsy vendor James Bit...

Thursday, February 2, 2012
Sold Out from Etsy »

Calling all fairy tale and 62-point font enthusiasts: Envelop yourself in this Bedtime Stories duvet set, and combat sleepless nights and misplaced reading glasses with a classic tome from the Brothers Grimm. The multi-layered...

Sunday, June 9, 2013

It's two-faced! Coincidence, or Marvel sending a subverted message to competitor DC in the form of a room divider? Yeah, I think so too. Shit's getting real here....

Wednesday, November 7, 2012
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Artist Ryan McArthur might just be Epson printing a name for himself as an icon of icons. His Walking Dead Minimalist Prints gave understated life to the essences of Sheriff Rick Grimes & Co., and now his Star Wars Prints...

Sunday, January 29, 2012
$510 from Bellissimo »

Ronel Jordaan and her estrogen-driven staff hand spin these near optical illusions from 100% Merino wool. The strikingly realistic woolen mammoths epitomize haute minimalist design, with the unexpected perk of being plush...

Saturday, February 2, 2013
$16 - $33 from Society 6 »

It's Groundhog Day! According to Christopher Guerrero and his clan of cronies hoping to lure Bill Murray into the lead role of their USC School of Cinematic Arts thesis film, February 2, 2013 is also now Bill Murray Appreciation...

Sunday, January 6, 2013
$149 from Etsy »

Finally, an accurate representation of the moon glowing in the dark. Notice how it isn't square-shaped or blazing all the colors of the rainbow like this alleged "Moonlight Pillow". According to Edward J.H. O, the man behind...

Thursday, January 17, 2013
$30 from Mustard »

I don't just tear through books, I impale them. Particularly those with sad endings. F those books! I read to escape my unhappy reality, not to face the gut-wrenching effects of love, death, and temporal shifts while finishing...

Thursday, August 22, 2013
$29.99 from Etsy »

By day, Taylor John Brooks constructs PCBs to make a living. By night, he constructs PCBs to make all TRON fans think he is a pimp daddy of ENCOM proportions, second only to his depicted subject matter, Kevin Flynn....

Friday, June 22, 2012
$45 from blik »

8-bit space hasn't just not faded into oblivion, it's been supersized and packaged into decal sets of 65 for constant stimulation as floor-to-ceiling wall decor. Blik's movable and reusable wall decals, based on classic Atari...

Monday, August 15, 2011

So, you paint your walls with this stuff and it basically turns your house into a giant whiteboard. Then you can write all of your crappy ideas that you'll never follow through on all over your house. And, you could draw stick...

Sunday, March 31, 2013
$11,500 from MYK »

And I thought the giant grizzly bear hide would be the most wondrous piece of ursine-themed home decor I saw all week. This rug from Berlin textile firm MYK, though, isn't just big and bear-y, it's made out of fun wooly balls...

Thursday, October 6, 2011

He's lived a long and fruitful life. He's been up your kid's nose and in your dog's mouth. He spent a summer between the couch cushions in the basement. You found him one day on top of the defunct radiator in a failed suicide...

Wednesday, January 9, 2013
$32 from Dorothy »

Streets, roads, lanes, avenues, boulevards, routes, and highways appear to have adequate coverage in the music industry. Enough to pack this inventive map of infrastructure-themed songs anyway. The 4-color litho print Song...

Thursday, August 30, 2012

The resurgence of 8-bit Atari and Nintendo games in non-Atari and non-Nintendo forms. It's a phenomenon of second-decade-of-21st-century culture. Like zombies. Like bacon. Like, a wise soul pointed out to me the other day...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Americans = retards when it comes to geography.... and spelling. Come to think of it, we don't excel at much of anything these days. This map hopes to solve at least the first two problems, as well as adding a touch of style...

Friday, February 15, 2013
$250 from Etsy »

I can't think of a better way to greet my guests, guard my house, and make myself feel perpetually on the brink of getting the shit kicked out of me than the mounted head of Christopher Walken. The most disturbing former Broadway...

Wednesday, June 26, 2013
$345 from Etsy »

What is this world coming to when one can have not just an entire Star Wars-themed room, but an entire room themed after just the series' Millennium Falcon? Awesome. This world is coming to awesome. If you already have a Millennium...

Saturday, September 10, 2011
$14 from Society 6 »

A minimalist print depicting some legendary and not so legendary superheroes. An incredibly engaging and interactive idea. A great conversation piece and a fun new experience each time someone sees it for the first time. The...

Monday, April 23, 2012
$350 from Etsy »

Time for a data dump! Computers acting pokey and lethargic need one. So do those that can't go more than 2 or 3 clicks without cramping up. That seem to have had one too many cookies. That start making unpleasant sounds. These...

Tuesday, March 26, 2013
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Hmmm, which contributes more to my general state of dumbstruck: the giant grizzly bear hide or the couch it's sitting on? Whomever bought that couch must have had to travel back to 1974 to get it. I didn't realize the visual...

Monday, March 11, 2013
$41.14 from Etsy »

It's pretty sweet how Thai artist Anant Lopas chose Slash as the lone Guns 'n' Roses personality to turn into an intricately carved vinyl wall clock because it means that even people in the Far East know Axl is a poon. In...

Thursday, February 9, 2012
$125 - $200 from Etsy »

Wonder what you'd look like as a zombie, but not quite enough to find one to turn you? Irish artist Roisin McAuley can satisfy your morbid curiosity without the common side effects of undeadness, brain deadness, and perpetual...

Monday, October 15, 2012
$5k - $10k from Peter Gronquist »

Normally, I would admire these pieces of armed taxidermy as simple, wondrous fusions of guns and dead things, created by a mind that exists on a much higher plane of superbly twisted ideas than mine, and leave it at that....

Monday, October 24, 2011
$59.95 from NeatoShop.com »

Not sure how this new arrangement is going to fly in heaven. Hypothetical: Who would win in a battle between an army of Yodas with LED light sabers and a squadron of angels with golden-bladed halos blessed by God?...

Tuesday, September 6, 2011
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From the makers of Zombie Cordon Bleu comes a cheaper greasier alternative. They say this stuff will make you feel dead... tired and hungry for more within the hour. The Chinese think of Zombie as a delicacy and have been...

Friday, December 2, 2011
$47 from Design Boom »

Korean designer James Kim has forged this clever way of showing off the countless aerial photographs of cities and cloud formations you take from your window seat after reading the Sky Mall magazine cover-to-cover and watching...

Friday, November 2, 2012
$299 from GNR 8 »

I've been looking for a $300 way to make my living room look more like an industrial warehouse. I hear the ladies find concrete walls very manly and Rocky-boxing-sides-of-beef-esque. Concrete Wallpaper, available in 8 different...

Tuesday, January 31, 2012
$3.99 from Etsy »

Wouldn't it be nice if plugging things in were a more enjoyable activity? If you had something to look forward to each time you risked displacing a lumbar disk to bend over and charge your cell phone? Outlet stickers make...

Monday, April 30, 2012
$365.57 from Amazon »

Some things are a matter of taste. This coffee table is a matter of being able to mentally record the face on every person who walks into your living room and identifies vases, remotes, and crusty dishes from 3 nights ago...

Saturday, March 30, 2013
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It's a toss up which I like more: killing bucks or killing the lights. Both carry potentially high returns. If you know what I mean. So thanks very much to Pixil 3D for creating an antler switchplate that will enable me to...

Wednesday, March 7, 2012
$35 from Etsy »

Ugh, I hate it when LOLCats mow on my pillows. Nom, nom, nom. Yeah, nom, nom, nom. What size is that hacked-up hair ball going to be? Kitteh nom bettuh. Excuse me? Kitteh nom pillowz, or kitteh peepee kitteh toxic poizen on...

Sunday, December 9, 2012
$75 - $350 from Super7 »

The Imperial Forces will kick the S out of your drab off-white drywall. Textured portraits of Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and members of the Empire decorate the first release of the Star Wars x Super7 Collection wallpaper. Bathe...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012
$30 from Etsy »

It's a staircase, Zelda-style. As in 2D, not as in will take you directly to Level 7. Sorry. James Bit, creator of Legend of Zelda Fireplace Art, has returned with a new nod to video games of yore. The Secret Passage Floor...

Monday, July 23, 2012
$155 from Cavern »

I see you. Whoa. It's like the eyes of TJ Eckleburg, the United States Government, and Mr. Potato Head all rolled into one repeating pattern of staring my shit down. Even though this googly see-socket wallpaper has been designed...

Tuesday, April 9, 2013
$400 from Etsy »

I've always thought Suzuki motorcycle pistons would make a great bookshelf, and here's proof in the form of a Suzuki motorcycle piston bookshelf. Matt Johnson handmakes each one with Spanish cedar and aluminum and needs 2...

Friday, October 7, 2011

I never liked candy corn, and always looked down on all the poor kids who did like it. It always seemed like the lowest form of candy to me. But, it looks like the candy corn is going to get the last laugh. Patient 0 has been...

Wednesday, June 20, 2012
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Sometimes when I zone out at my computer or when a boring person is talking to me I see tetrominoes falling and sliding into perfect, explosion-of-Tetris-bonus-points rows of 4. And sometimes when I'm feeling jolly I open-mouth...

Thursday, December 20, 2012
$56 from Equaldist »

My nickname is Mr. Brightside, but I get that it takes all kinds to make the world go 'round. So cynics unite! And relish skateboard artist Todd Francis' "'Tis the Season for Suicide" ornament series. Yep, for every merry...

Wednesday, October 5, 2011
$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

When planning to have Luke, Obi Wan and Yoda over for a dinner party last month, it occurred to me that they might like to feel a little bit of home while in my strange quasi-bachelor pad apartment. You can imagine my excitement...

Friday, September 21, 2012
$395 from Mason and Craft »

Real X-rays of human hands, human chest cavities, and demon skulls have been captured with a radiograph and framed to set the foundation for these nifty lightboxes. Each print is signed and numbered by artist Kelly Hoffman...