Decor

Kinetrika Square Wave Kinetic Sculptures

$64 - $239 from Etsy »

Math strikes again. But when we're talking Kinetrika Square Wave Kinetic Sculptures, math is more of a beautiful dream than a cold-sweat-inducing nightmare...

CovoBox Hidden Storage - Real Books Electronics Covers

$21 - $580 from Etsy »

CovoBox electronics covers, real books that have been hacked off and glued to sneaky storage boxes of all sizes and configurations, capitalize on a trend I didn't even know existed until I lost a bet and had to watch...

Glowing Pebbles for Walkways, Gardens & Home Decor

$12.45 - $21.99 from Amazon »

Glow, glow, glow your path / Gently down the yard / Verily, verily, verily, verily / It'll look cool in the dark...

Umbra Glo Picture Frame

$15 - $24.95 from Amazon »

Guess who wants an Umbra Glo Frame to display lovey photos, adorbs snaps of my cat being adorbs, and wish-I-were-there trip pics for his birthday? Not this dude. Probably not you dudes either. By my wife, She-Ra: Princess...

Creaton Crafts Book Art

$23.10 - $66.34 from Etsy »

Creaton Crafts craftmaster Lara opens her description of the magnificent Marvel comics paper vase above, and many of her other elaborate book art creations, with "I love folding and cutting paper!" And, wow. I know I...

Music Pillows

$58 - $202 from Etsy »

Yep, Alona Dudich's Music Pillows look exactly like the types of synthesizers and mixers an experienced DJ would let me use to show off my own skills in the booth. Hey Mr. Tiesto! I think something happened to your turntables...

Star Wars Parody Art Prints

$40 from Etsy »

Artists Bucket Art and Ashley Raine aren't the first Star Wars smarty pants to parody the franchise and immortalize characters ranging from Darth Vader and Stormtroopers to Chewbacca and R2-D2 in pieces of offbeat - and...

Small Business Shoutout: Meaningful Moments Portraits

$69 - $529 from Meaningful Moments »

Meaningful Moments is a collective of independent artists using standout and offbeat ideas and techniques to create one of a kind pieces for indoor and outdoor display. For today's Small Business Shoutout, I'm highlighting...

Light My Fingers Candle

By "Light My Fingers," this most excellent candle from Claire Olshan really means, "Light 3 of my fingers and my thumb. The 4th finger, well, it's gonna stay long and strong in the middle, fully formed and upright as...

Supernet - Hardened Basketball Net Waste Basket

$140 - $180 from Kickstarter »

Used Kleenex, crumpled burrito wrappers, flailing banana peels - nothin' but Supernet...

NASA Rocket Lava Lamp

"Psychedelic," and "NASA" aren't 2 terms I'd typically put together, but this NASA Rocket Lava Lamp indeed joins them like long lost twins. Of course the shape fits perfectly, and though the lolling lava blobs inside...

LEGO Flower Bouquet

$49.99 from LEGO »

Dudes, a LEGO Flower Bouquet. It's flowers - check. It's handmade - check. It's customizable to be OOAK from you to her - check. And it's byoooooteeeeful - check. All the makings for the perfect Valentine's day gift...

Bob Ross Talking Clapper & Night Light

$29.99 from Amazon »

Bob Ross and his happy little trees turned into a combo talking clapper and night light have turned me into a very happy little dude. Well. Maybe not so little. I've made a lot of mistakes...I mean happy accidents...in...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner

$59.99 from Amazon »

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. Especially when they smell like sandalwood and jasmine wafting out of this Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner. Designed and engineered by Numskull, this nifty piece of Ghostbusters merch...

Magicactus Kit - Miniature Crystal Cactus Growing Set

$19.95 - $21 from Amazon »

My mama has had a Christmas Cactus for years, but a crystal cactus? So precious and shiny and energy healing...or whatever the sayers say crystals do. I've never seen one of these small miracles. I bet my mama hasn't...

Life Size Hanging Shark Sculpture

$4,394.50 from Etsy »

What exactly does "life size" mean when we're talking a life size hanging shark sculpture? Welp, nose-to-tail-fin this beatific behemoth from The King's Bay measures 11' long. With a wing-, er, pectoral fin span of 76"...

Star Wars Rugs

$124 - $629 from Ruggable »

This collection of Star Wars Rugs from Ruggable is...illuminating. I mean, the Dark side in black-and-white damask. TIE Fighters in abstract houndstooth. The Empire Strikes Back in blue toile! I'm finally starting to...

Labrador Rug

$149.08 from Etsy »

This Labrador Rug from Lillycrop Design blew my mind when I found it last night. Yes, it was late and I was overtired, but I was neither drunk nor high, and this optical illusion tripped me out. First I was like, "Labrador...

Stretch Clock - Make a Clock Out of Any Object

Oh good, what the Stretch Clock really is is a giant rubber band with a quartz movement and hour and minute hands you can assemble and stretch around any object to make yourself a DIY timepiece. With all the pedantic...

Hand Sanitizer Christmas Tree Ornament

$16.99 from Amazon »

What would be really great is if there were some actual hand sanitizer inside this Hand Sanitizer Christmas Tree Ornament, because I'm about to run out...

Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament

$14.97 from Amazon »

"Hey baby, try out your snow blower on this!" OK, maybe the Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament isn't so much dirty as he is 4/10 inappropriate, 8/10 obnoxious, and 10/10 only invited to Christmas because he's...

3D Domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots

$13.99 from Amazon »

These 3D domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots bring a next level night sky to the kids' room, or the living room whose ceiling you find yourself staring at more and more lately. The pack of 606 adhesive dots create a more...

Scrabble Tile String Lights with Customizable Letters

Sold Out from Amazon »

This set of Scrabble String Lights from Paladone comes with 10 illuminated 2.25" square Scrabble tiles that stretch 70" long. Tiles are blank, left for you to fill in with 60 reusable and interchangeable letter stickers...

Grinch Christmas Tree Decoration & Ornament Holder

$50 from Etsy »

I know. I've just put the Grinch Christmas tree decoration and ornament holder in front of your face 2 weeks before Halloween. I know. Normally, talking about Christmas before Halloween makes me throw up in my mouth and...