Decor

Bismuth Maglev Kinetic Art Sculpture

$259.95 from Amazon »

According to Ernie of Element 83 designs, his Bismuth Maglev Kinetic Art Sculpture "is the diamagnetic flotation of a 5 mm cube or sphere magnet." In plain English, that means, "Chemistry and physics made purrrdy."...

Galvanized Steel Pipe Industrial Christmas Tree

$805 from Etsy »

How's about a little industrial plumb pudding under the Christmas tree this year? The Urban Arboretum has created this standout design, made of galvanized steel pipes, for anyone tired of the same ol' same ol' fir and...

Skull Chandelier

$289.95 from Amazon »

Here's a nifty chandelier, alight with skulls glowing from the inside, plus lobotomized with more candle-like illumination on the out. According to seller Skeletons & More, each of the 5 dead heads are also scaled life-size...

Cardboard Airships by Jeroen van Kesteren

Cardboard airships. Now there's an idea for how to recycle all those boxes I get from Amazon. I'll have to fly Jeroen van Kesteren over from the Netherlands to build them for me though since I'm pretty sure the only piece...

Football Clubs of Europe

$37 - $160 from Pop Chart Lab »

So I guess there's a few more football clubs of Europe than there are NFL clubs of America, huh? Yeah, I mean, I knew that before, but seeing it visualized in one of Pop Chart Labs' excellent infographic posters is almost...

Spoon Motorcycle Sculptures

I'd give artist James Rice all my spoons and eat ice cream with a fork forevermore if he agreed to turn my silver utensils into a Spoon Motorcycle Sculpture as fantastic as The Roadrunner (above) and The Liberator (see...

2019 Dragon Sex Wall Calendar

$19.99 from Amazon »

It seems I've been neglectful in my dragon sex updates, missing 3 years' worth of Dragon Sex Wall Calendar releases! These pages haven't seen any good dragon sex since Kelsey Todd's 2015 edition of the hottest date tracker...

3D Fireworks Light Bulbs

$11.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, the 4th of July, birthday parties, Netflix & chill...these 3D fireworks light bulbs would make delightful decor for pretty much every holiday and special occasion...

Doorballs Door Knocker (NSFW)

$34.99 from Amazon »

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tess. Tess who? Tess Tickle! Hangin' right between the legs of the Doorballs door knocker I used to start this joke!...

Meural Canvas Smart Digital Art Frame

$595 - $695 from Amazon »

Meural, Meural on the wall, show me a Dali, show me a Warhol. The Meural Canvas is a digital art frame with a WiFi connection that displays any one of thousands of pieces of famous art, up-and-coming artists' works, your...

Dragon Door Knocker

$360 from Etsy »

An original design forged by blacksmith Claude Nazair of Naz Forge, this dragon door knocker is a formidable piece of iron. The dragon stands between 18" and 20" tall from (somewhat adorable) head to curlicued devil's...

NFL Hover Helmets

$99.99 - $119.99 from Amazon »

NFL team pride shines - and free-floats, and spins! - with these NFL Hover Helmets. The 1/2 scale replica pro football collectibles have magnets in their upper and lower bases to create the electromagnetic force needed...

Fire Escape Shelf

$89.95 - $99.99 from Amazon »

The fire escape was such an icon (and often a trope) in the TV shows and movies of my youth. Long before then too. But they don't put them on new buildings anymore, and for other security reasons a lot of the buildings...

Final Fantasy VII World Map Mural

$139 - $449 from Etsy »

She-Ra: Princess of Power and I have been talking about covering a big, empty white wall in our dining room with a big, antique-style world map. Or maybe a regional map. Or maybe...a Final Fantasy VII world map!...

Geometric Ceramic Batman Statue

This artsy, matte black ceramic Batman statue is a superhero gift fit for the superhero himself. Dark, tasteful, and modern, I could see Atelier Article's piece on one of the Wayne mansion mantles, where...it would raise...

Baseball Bat American Flag

$90 - $320 from Amazon »

Banner Bats' Baseball Bat American Flags are Old Glory glorious! They're like America's favorite pastime meets America's favorite image to print on T-shirts, bandanas, and swim trunks...

Lion X Floor Light

$6,999 from GNR 8 »

King of the Jungle, at your illumination service. The Lion X Light in his formidable Mufasa pose will awe all who see him guarding your living room or, better, your cubicle at the office. Whatever, HR, all these other...

Superhero Shelf

Need a superhero in your life? The Heroshelf can't swoop in to save you from a burning building, or even help you move the old couch down to the basement. But it can guard your keys, phone, and wallet, saving you from...

Phrenology Bust

$27.90 from Amazon »

Phrenology, the study of the shape of the human cranium and localized mental faculties, is generally considered a 19th-century quack science. But I mean, if we can bring the argument that Earth is flat back into 21st-century...

Cuckoo Blocks

When a Cuckoo Block bird pops out on the hour, instead of tweeting his stale old tune, he belts out some J-Lo:...

Gunpowder Art

$30 - $110 from Etsy »

Mixed media artist and "gun dog mom" Rachel Lambert pours a love of hunting and fishing into her gunpowder art series. The pieces largely feature natural subjects, such as fish and game, but Lambert also forms etchings...

Personalized Book Sculptures

$26.63 - $64.46 from Etsy »

Hey, that's not how I expected to see my name in the pages of a book. How'd they do that? Book Art 88 creates personalized book sculptures - and redefines the practice of carving initials into a tree - by whittling out...

The Colors of Motion - Condensed Movie Frame Prints

$18 - $100 from The Colors of Motion »

Movie buffs and film fans, how do you feel about abstract art? The Colors of Motion, conceived and developed by Charlie Clark, is a series of poster prints that condenses the colors of your favorite flicks into a stack...

Extra Large Extra Chunky Knit Blanket

$690 from Etsy »

As the great Sloth once said, I love you, Chunk! And I do. Love these extra large, extra chunky knit blankets. All wool and cozy. All bedspread- and Super-Mario-Bros.-3-Giant-Land-size. My only concern is that ESENIQUE...