Decor

Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas Tree Ornament

$16.95 from Amazon »

Two notes about this Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas tree ornament stand out to me: 1) "NOT FOR KIDS"; and 2) "Simply squeeze the body of the Naughty Gingerbread Man ornament to hear him say outrageous things!...

Mars Dust Globe

Shake up Elon and Elon Jr. here inside their Mars Dust Globe, and delight in a red-orange storm of earth rather than your typical snow blizzard in this quirky take on the traditional holiday snow globe. (Another quirky...

HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System

$79.95 from Amazon »

Ho, ho, ho meets some hose, hose, hose, and a coupla gallons of H2O, O, O. Disguising itself as a wrapped gift, the HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System provides an inconspicuous and low-maintenance way...

Star Wars Chewbacca Light Set

$24.95 from Amazon »

Deck the halls with strands of Wookiees, falalalala lalala. I know, I know still too early for Christmas. But no matter. The Star Wars Chewbacca Light Set from Kurt Adler is the all-season tire of home decor: you can...

Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy

$90 from Etsy »

Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice! ... Dang, it didn't work. Kevin Clarke's stellar Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy art did not appear before me, ready to make a deal...

Banksy Gross Domestic Product Store

In true subversive and irreverent Banksy style, the English artist has opened Gross Domestic Product, an online store where adoring fans can, not purchase, but apply to purchase some of the pieces he displayed in a south...

Buddy the Elf Wreath

$75 from Etsy »

It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for Elf culture. This Buddy the Elf Wreath might be the one piece of Christmas decor I've seen before Halloween that doesn't make me want to scream just like...

Space Shuttle Lamp

Sold Out from Amazon »

Blast off into a REM galaxy far, far away with one of these space shuttle lamps. The 3D-printed light features a rocket on the 45-degree up-and-up, with its dreamy, fiery exhaust glowing yellow-orange with a dimmable...

LEGO Building Brick Pillows

$19.25 from Etsy »

The first LEGOs ever that won't make you wince and recoil in pain if you step on them! In fact, foot contact with these plush-stuffed LEGO pillows is encouraged. Arm, back, and butt contact too...

Millennium Falcon Blueprint

$18.50 - $54.50 from Amazon »

Commercial airlines can suck it, and even private jets and Santa's sleigh have nothing on the sweet ride these Millennium Falcon blueprints will help me build for my holiday travels this year. Over the river and through...

Suggested Receptacles for the Drinking of Beer Poster

With Oktoberfest coming up, this poster of Suggested Receptacles for the Drinking of Beer is a treasure trove of ideas for me. Last year I was no more creative than glass, stein, and boot. Both the glass kind and the...

Tile Mat Customizable Doormat

$70 - $95 from Letterfolk »

If you're gonna be a doormat, may as well be a Tile doormat that can say whatever the F it wants! The Tile Mat is a fully customizable, and infinitely changeable, floor mat consisting of a white snap-in backing and black...

Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton

I wonder if this Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton for $100,000 really exists, or if some paleontologist is just pretty sure s/he can build one if a T-Rex-loving sucker loves T-Rex enough to fork over $100,000 for a life size...

Mohawk Lollipop Holder

$98 from Amazon »

The lollipop storage conundrum is solved! Jonathan Adler's Mohawk Lollipop Holder meets the needs of the masses befuddled over how best to store and display all of their...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...seven...

Hipster Skeleton Bathroom Prints

$19.95 from Amazon »

Here comes the skeleton of your average dead guy to deck out a hipster's bathroom in 4 unique and very hip hipster prints during the next hipster Halloween party...

Rustic Beams - Self-Install Lightweight Ceiling Beams

Beam yourself up with a few Rustic Beams from Ornamental Moulding & Millwork. The hollow wood beams are lightweight, self-install options for people wanting to add some architectural interest and old world appeal to ceilings...

Arcade Light Switch Plate Cover

$9.99 from Amazon »

If you're used to showing off your fast fingers at the arcade...get ready for a flashing light show. This Arcade Light Switch Plate fits over any rocker-style light switch in the house - or perhaps all the rocker-style...

F*ck Snow Globe

$70 from aha life »

Well. F*ck. My flight got cancelled, so instead of bringing back coconut bras and pineapples as souvenirs from Hawaii, I guess I'll just shake up this Fuck Snow Globe. My souvenir from life...

HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp

$129 from HydraLamp »

The HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp is cool on its own and all, but what really makes this neat display piece a candidate for your living room are the cat and Corgi. Check out the videos. These two are as baffled...

Game of Thrones The World of Ice & Fire Chart

$30 from Pop Chart »

At printing, Pop Chart's The World of Ice & Fire was a work in progress, growing and changing with the final season of Game of Thrones, and waiting for shipment until its last edit is known...

The SHELF Self-Mounting Shelf

$25 - $35 from Kickstarter »

The SHELF doesn't look like a life-changing design. You might even scan past its self-mounting qualifier since pretty much every piece of tech and gear is smart enough to do something by itself these days. But I, sirs...

Avocado String Lights

$13.99 from Amazon »

These avocado string lights remind me of a greeting card I saw last week. It had a picture of avocados on the front and a quote from Miguel de Cervantes, "...can we ever have too much of a good thing?" Well. According...

1980s Slang Chart Poster

$24.07 from Amazon »

While this 1980s Slang Chart poster gives me a happy jolt of nostalgia on a gray and sluggish morning, it also makes me feel elderly and moderately embarrassed. Not only do I know every single word the chart points out...

The Luminous Electronic Bargraph Nixie Tube Clock

$179 from Etsy »

Sorry, make that The Luminous Electronic Bargraph Nixie Tube Clock, Timer, and Sound Level Meter. Nuvitron has built their repurposed Soviet-era Nixie tubes into a piece of retro-futuristic desktop art that can do it...