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Star Wars Rugs

$124 - $629 from Ruggable »

This collection of Star Wars Rugs from Ruggable is...illuminating. I mean, the Dark side in black-and-white damask. TIE Fighters in abstract houndstooth. The Empire Strikes Back in blue toile! I'm finally starting to...

Labrador Rug

$121.87 from Etsy »

This Labrador Rug from Lillycrop Design blew my mind when I found it last night. Yes, it was late and I was overtired, but I was neither drunk nor high, and this optical illusion tripped me out. First I was like, "Labrador...

Stretch Clock - Make a Clock Out of Any Object

Oh good, what the Stretch Clock really is is a giant rubber band with a quartz movement and hour and minute hands you can assemble and stretch around any object to make yourself a DIY timepiece. With all the pedantic...

Hand Sanitizer Christmas Tree Ornament

$18.95 from Amazon »

What would be really great is if there were some actual hand sanitizer inside this Hand Sanitizer Christmas Tree Ornament, because I'm about to run out...

Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament

$14.99 from Amazon »

"Hey baby, try out your snow blower on this!" OK, maybe the Dirty Talking Snowman Christmas Tree Ornament isn't so much dirty as he is 4/10 inappropriate, 8/10 obnoxious, and 10/10 only invited to Christmas because he's...

3D Domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots

$13.99 from Amazon »

These 3D domed Glow in the Dark Star Dots bring a next level night sky to the kids' room, or the living room whose ceiling you find yourself staring at more and more lately. The pack of 606 adhesive dots create a more...

Scrabble Tile String Lights with Customizable Letters

Sold Out from Amazon »

This set of Scrabble String Lights from Paladone comes with 10 illuminated 2.25" square Scrabble tiles that stretch 70" long. Tiles are blank, left for you to fill in with 60 reusable and interchangeable letter stickers...

Grinch Christmas Tree Decoration & Ornament Holder

$50 from Etsy »

I know. I've just put the Grinch Christmas tree decoration and ornament holder in front of your face 2 weeks before Halloween. I know. Normally, talking about Christmas before Halloween makes me throw up in my mouth and...

Mushlume UFO Bioluminescent Display

$49.95 from Urbz »

The mysteries of the ocean meet the mysteries of the skies in the Mushlume UFO, an aquarium filled with bioluminescent dinoflagellates that's shaped like a UFO. And a mushroom. It's an "unidentified fun object." Certainly...

Concealed Art NES & Pinball Data Art Prints

$42 - $54 from Concealed Art »

When you play NES you see graphics - rudimentary, 8-bit graphics, sure, but compared to what the gaming console "sees"? What appears on screen looks pretty amazing. Artist and software developer Michael Vogt thinks so...

The Factory Concrete Rolling Ball Kinetic Sculpture

The Factory, Material Immaterial Studio's latest concrete rolling ball kinetic sculpture, is a nod to Brutalist architecture, and our desire to own stuff we can fiddle with to spur creativity, or just take a mental break...

The Mandalorian: The Child Echo Dot Stand

$24.95 from Amazon »

Please tell me The Mandalorian: The Child Echo Dot Stand also comes with a feature that allows you to change Alexa's wake word to "Baby Yoda."...

Magnetic Decorative Garage Door Hinges & Handles

$11.68 - $39.99 from Amazon »

Know how I know about these magnetic decorative garage door hinges and handles? Yep, that's right. My mama got them. "No drilling!" she said when she first showed them to me. "No damage!"...

My Last F*ck Candle

$11.48 - $14.54 from Etsy »

My Last F*ck Candle. Presumably this is the one you'll burn when all of the disasters, the shockers, and the newest pieces of trash to hit social media become too much to process, too much to reconcile. When the only...

Skull Tabletop Fireplace

$129.99 from Amazon »

Now here's a handsome devil. A little hot-headed, perhaps, but it looks like he's got his flames under control. And those chiseled cheekbones! But the Skull Tabletop Fireplace does have one major issue: it burns only...

Pendleton National Park Blankets

$199 - $319 from Amazon »

Chilly summer nights. Snuggling up under the stars in your favorite national park. Or maybe just in your backyard wrapped in your favorite Pendleton National Park Blanket. Pendleton's line of 100% wool warmers has been...

Swarovski Crystal Batmobile Model

$8,900 from Swarovski »

Given that the real Batmobile probably costs a bajillion dollars - and even one of the 6 Dark Knight Batpods made for the movies went for somewhere between $80K and $106K at auction - Swarovski charging $8,600 for their...

Pollo Pillo

$22 - $50 from P.illo »

Though these pollos are P.illo from the Netherlands, not Hermanos from Albuquerque, they're still the perfect front for a meth deal. Uh, no wait...

Vent Dragons

It's that time of year again. Gotta watch out for the ol' vent dragons building nests in your air ducts. Pushing through the grilles when they get jumpy, or smell bacon cooking. Tempting your children, possibly your wives...

Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover

$33 - $39 from Amazon »

I choose a Maersk Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover for the safe transport of my Kleenex from the bathroom to the couch, where my spring allergies are killing me - killing me! - this year. I don't even leave my house...

Noodles Towels

I already have a Ramen Towel. It doesn't have screen-printed bowls of noodles hanging off the sides of it though. It's just a red towel I really like, and always keep tucked in the neck of my shirt while I eat Ramen to:...

Indoor Relaxation Fountain

$18.74 from Amazon »

I don't know how relaxing the HoMedics EnviraScape Silver Springs Indoor Relaxation Fountain really is, but I do know I could use some relaxation right now. You'd think the extensive quality time with my couch I've been...

1" Pet T-Rex Terrarium with Adoption Certificate

$24.99 from Amazon »

Honey, I shrunk the T-Rex! The perfect "pet" for your home or office, this 1" T-Rex roams around and reeks havoc inside a terrarium - proportionately tiny terrarium, at 2" x 2" x 2.5". It's physically small enough to...

Albert Clock - Calculate the Time, Einstein

$350 - $395 from Albert Clock »

Albert Clock be like, "Excuse me, son, you wanna know if it's happy hour yet? OK, here. Calculate the time, Einstein." The Albert Clock is a digital desktop clock whose hours and minutes are shown as mathematical equations...