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The Royal Data Throne

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Time for a data dump! Computers acting pokey and lethargic need one. So do those that can't go more than 2 or 3 clicks without cramping up. That seem to have had one too many cookies. That start making unpleasant sounds....

Dog & Fire Hydrant Bookends

$64.99 from Etsy »

Well, at least in the bookends version, the pooch and his whiz are made of steel too. Knob Creek Metal Arts takes the piss on stuffy, unremarkable book support systems with their handmade and hammered black dog and hydrant...

Acid Trip Pillow

$27.50 from Amazon »

The actual name of this product is Moonlight Pillow. Really? Has the moon been eating Skittles? Did it swallow a gay pride parade? Because the moon I look at has certainly never gleamed the entire Roy G Biv rainbow. Except...

Nom Nom Nom Pillow

$35 from Etsy »

Ugh, I hate it when LOLCats mow on my pillows. Nom, nom, nom. Yeah, nom, nom, nom. What size is that hacked-up hair ball going to be? Kitteh nom bettuh. Excuse me? Kitteh nom pillowz, or kitteh peepee kitteh toxic poizen...

Chrono-Shredder Calendar and Clock

Chrono-Shredder is a clock, a calendar, a reminder that those who sit at home and simply watch time go by have lives filled with nothing but growing piles of shit on the floor. Poetic, no? Susanna Hertrich combines machine...

The Mapper of Every Rapper

An organizational, poster-sized map of the music industry's 636 most prolific rappers: magnificent homage or elaborate slam? Divided into major categories and subcategories, such as Audacious Misspelling, Macks, Coolness...

DNA Portraits

$199 from DNA 11 »

If you're a Double Helix Fan Club member, but can't make it to Japan to clone your face, and find the prospect of being mug-melded with your sister a little disturbing, check out this subtler artistic representation of...

Custom Zombie Portraits

$125 - $200 from Etsy »

Wonder what you'd look like as a zombie, but not quite enough to find one to turn you? Irish artist Roisin McAuley can satisfy your morbid curiosity without the common side effects of undeadness, brain deadness, and perpetual...

Beavis and Butthead Resurrected

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What better homage to Jesus than to insert Beavis and Butthead in his place at the Resurrection? Heh heh, heh heh. Designer David Christianson created this amalgamation of MTVs favorite dimwitted loser duo and the 15th...

Bedtime Stories Duvet Cover

Sold Out from Etsy »

Calling all fairy tale and 62-point font enthusiasts: Envelop yourself in this Bedtime Stories duvet set, and combat sleepless nights and misplaced reading glasses with a classic tome from the Brothers Grimm. The multi-layered...

Electrical Power Outlet Stickers

$3.99 from Etsy »

Wouldn't it be nice if plugging things in were a more enjoyable activity? If you had something to look forward to each time you risked displacing a lumbar disk to bend over and charge your cell phone? Outlet stickers...

Outdoor Boulder Cushions

$510 from Bellissimo »

Ronel Jordaan and her estrogen-driven staff hand spin these near optical illusions from 100% Merino wool. The strikingly realistic woolen mammoths epitomize haute minimalist design, with the unexpected perk of being plush...

Zombie Apocalypse Bedding

$130 - $160 from It's Alive! Designs »

Think about those nights you bolt upright in bed, heart racing, salty with cold sweat, awakened from a nightmare just before you meet your final doom. Now think about the rush of relief you feel as you take in the solitude...

Mainland USA, According to Common Sense

$8.25 - $47.95 from Zazzle »

The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure all of these "jokes" are based on actual statistics from the US Census. The other sad thing is, I bet the 95% of us who couldn't name half of the color blocks when looking at a blank...

Brain Sucking Zombie Pipe

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When zombies get to your neighborhood Voodoo priest, everyone wins! Sure, he's going to inhale the amygdalas directly from the heads of your loved ones, but as a reward for your assistance and cooperation, he'll convert...

Candy Corn Scented Candles

Sold Out from Amazon »

Oooh, candy corn scented candles! Cooooo...wait. What does candy corn smell like again? Oh yeah. Candle wax. That makes the creators of these festive little treats either dirty con artists or ingenious capitalists. More...

Airplane Window Picture Frames

$47 from Design Boom »

Korean designer James Kim has forged this clever way of showing off the countless aerial photographs of cities and cloud formations you take from your window seat after reading the Sky Mall magazine cover-to-cover and...

Dragon Incense Box

$31.91 from Amazon »

Win the favor of Daenerys Targaryen AND cover up the smell of weed in your bedroom with this Gothic dragon incense box. The smoke wafts from his nostrils and, when placed near papers or articles of clothing, he will breathe...

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Presidential Wrestling Ornaments

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Condoleezza Rice recently appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to promote her memoir, No Higher Honor, and provide his liberal loyalists with fresh ammo for mocking her. Ms. Rice accomplished at least one of the...

Yoda Xmas Tree Topper

$59.95 from NeatoShop.com »

Not sure how this new arrangement is going to fly in heaven. Hypothetical: Who would win in a battle between an army of Yodas with LED light sabers and a squadron of angels with golden-bladed halos blessed by God?...

Children Of The Candy Corn

I never liked candy corn, and always looked down on all the poor kids who did like it. It always seemed like the lowest form of candy to me. But, it looks like the candy corn is going to get the last laugh. Patient 0...

The Death Of A Crayon

He's lived a long and fruitful life. He's been up your kid's nose and in your dog's mouth. He spent a summer between the couch cushions in the basement. You found him one day on top of the defunct radiator in a failed...

Lightsaber Candlestick

$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

When planning to have Luke, Obi Wan and Yoda over for a dinner party last month, it occurred to me that they might like to feel a little bit of home while in my strange quasi-bachelor pad apartment. You can imagine my...

Star Wars Kids Prints

$70 from Etsy »

Available individually (for $20) or in this set of four, these prints depict some of your favorite Star Wars characters as children. Each print is 12x12 inches with a semi-gloss finish. Great for Star Wars fans... obviously....

The World According To Americans

$8.25 - $47.95 from Zazzle »

With the possible exception of the "AIDS" label that's covering half of Africa, some of these American stereotypes of the rest of world are surprisingly lacking in wickedness. I would have expected less superficial ignorance...

Minimalist Superheroes Print

$14 from Society 6 »

A minimalist print depicting some legendary and not so legendary superheroes. An incredibly engaging and interactive idea. A great conversation piece and a fun new experience each time someone sees it for the first time....

Zombie Fried Rice

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From the makers of Zombie Cordon Bleu comes a cheaper greasier alternative. They say this stuff will make you feel dead... tired and hungry for more within the hour. The Chinese think of Zombie as a delicacy and have...

Mechanical Christ - Technological Crucifixion

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Though probably the type of installation that has to be seen in person for true appreciation, the photos are still pretty darn phenomenal. I feel like you could stare at this marvel of intricacy for an hour every day...

Typomaps

Americans = retards when it comes to geography.... and spelling. Come to think of it, we don't excel at much of anything these days. This map hopes to solve at least the first two problems, as well as adding a touch of...

Animated Snake Wreath

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If I were a normal 16 year old 8 year old out trick or treating and I walked up to a door and this thing started moving, I might crap my drawers.... and I haven't done that since college. Checkout the video on the product...

Mechanical Christ Series - The Fast Supper

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I don't even know how to describe this. I think it's both the scariest and coolest thing I've seen all week. It's like a combination of Star Wars and Mad Max. I can here my mom already, "Why do you want something like...

The Evolution of Video Game Controllers

The complete evolutionary tree of the video game controller, tracking 82 species and 9 genera over four decades. Printed in rich indigo ink. My favorite is still the Intellivision controller which was basically a phone...

Industrial Cactus Lamp Sculpture

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Welcome to the future. Or the past... I'm not sure which. One thing I am sure of is this lamp gives its owner instant style cred. Set this on your desk and you have an instant conversation starter....

Idea Paint

So, you paint your walls with this stuff and it basically turns your house into a giant whiteboard. Then you can write all of your crappy ideas that you'll never follow through on all over your house. And, you could draw...

Pet Jellyfish Tank

$365.99 from ThinkGeek »

This is one of the coolest products we've come across in a long time. These are real damn jellyfish swimming around in your house. This is a very legitimate site and has a solution for all budgets....

Zombie Doorstop

$19.95 from NeatoShop.com »

I once crushed a live chameleon that lived in my office underneath a door when I opened it. This is very similar to the way it looked after. I had to have my partner throw it in the dumpster after that....