Oooh, candy corn scented candles! Cooooo...wait. What does candy corn smell like again? Oh yeah. Candle wax. That makes the creators of these festive little treats either dirty con artists or ingenious capitalists. More importantly, it means that if you were hoping to use their mouthwatering wafts to lure Paula Deen into a volcano, you should probably go with the apple pie tea lights instead.