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Brain Sucking Zombie Pipe

By: on January 20, 2012
  • Zombie Figurine
  • Zombie Figurine
  • Zombie Figurine
  • Zombie Figurine
Discontinued

When zombies get to your neighborhood Voodoo priest, everyone wins! Sure, he's going to inhale the amygdalas directly from the heads of your loved ones, but as a reward for your assistance and cooperation, he'll convert their bloody brain matter into an herbal blend of relaxation and serenity, which you can then inhale directly from his. It's not exactly a peace pipe, but, hey, in these desperate times, it's every man for himself.

The pipe is approximately 7 inches tall, and available in additional colors upon request. Place your poison in the top of the skull and inhale from the back of the zombie's head.

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