Vanishing Fruit Wash Labels
Your fruit is dirty, but who can be bothered to go through the trouble of washing it off? My dish soap bottle hole is usually so coagulated with soap, I need a knife just to clear it for soap to flow. This genius invention solves all associated problems.
These fruit labels, while displaying readable lookup codes for checkout, dissolve into an organic fruit cleansing wash that helps remove wax, pesticides, dirt and bacteria. It is water resistant, and triggered by washing or rubbing with water. The label can also be removed the old-fashioned way... by using your fingernail... and after the 5th attempt to get your nail under the sticker, jamming it into the apple and ripping a chunk of flesh out with the sticker.
I think the world of fruit stickers just got better by like 3x.