Cleaning

Hefty Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice Trash Bags

$18.99 Amazon »

Hefty describes this box of trash bags as "Ultra Strong Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice," and while I'm assuming the first part refers to the tensile strength of the 13-gallon tall kitchen can inserts, the way it reads is as a...

Vabroom 2-in-1 Sweeper with Built-in Vacuum

$79.99 Amazon »

Life could be a dream / Life could be a dream / Do-roo-do-do, Vabroom / Life could be a dream / Vabroom, if my broom were made to do a little more / If it could suck this pile of crap up off the floor / Life could be...

Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit

$22.99 Amazon »

Dust and fingerprints, snot and spit, meat grease and hot sauce. All seem to find their way onto the screens of my phone, tablet, e-reader, and laptop. The Paperlike All-in-One Screen Cleaning Kit is a small geometrical...

Joseph Joseph Pocket Folding Ironing Board

$99.94 Amazon »

Joseph Joseph...Joseph. Just because you've made an ironing board fold into a neat little package, hang out of the way on a door or rack in the laundry room, and look kinda snazzy in a gray polka-dotted suit and lemon...

Lov Air Purifier

$350 - $375 Komma »

Germs, dust, and toxins may be in the air, but Lov is in the air too. And this kind of love in the air is strong enough to purify all the germy, dusty, and toxic hate out there. Or at least all that's floating around...

Gear Hugger Multipurpose Lubricant

$14.98 Amazon »

Hehheh, hehheh. Beavis. They said...multipurpose. Yes they did, Butthead, and Gear Hugger means it. Their lubricant is very, very multipurpose. 1,001 uses and counting, they say. ... And, yeah, it's also probably very...

Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler

$19.99 Amazon »

Cash, gum, sheets, product of sexy time. Only one of those wads sounds unpleasant to me, and the Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler is here to shoot that wad right off the list...

LG Styler Sanitizing & Deodorizing Home Steam Closet

$1,295 - $1,498 Amazon »

Why stop at wrinkles? The LG Styler Sanitizing & Deodorizing Home Steam Closet will take all the germs, pollens, pet dander, dust, and stench out of your clothes too during a session in its chemical-free hot air chamber...

Fuginator Scrub Brush for Tile & Grout

$12.94 - $13.89 Amazon »

Tile and grout cleaning with the Fuginator Scrub Brush, now how crazy fun does that sound, dudes?! I know. Just crazy, not fun at all. But have you checked your bathroom since partying over Halloween weekend, and eating...

Laundry Sauce - World's Best Smelling Laundry Detergent

Bet you never thought you'd describe your laundry detergent as "bold" and "soulful." And maybe you won't. But Laundry Sauce does...

Dryer Vent Cleaning Kit

$29.95 Amazon »

Nothing like the smell of fresh laundry and burning lint! This dryer vent cleaning kit comes with 4 professional tools for DIY sucking out and scraping up lint and debris buildup from your clothes dryer vents and ductwork...

Morus Zero Ultra-Fast Portable Clothes Dryer

$599.99 Morus »

I don't know when they named it the Morus Zero. Yeah, it's an ultra-fast portable clothes dryer, but it's not so ultra-fast it dries your clothes in zero minutes. It should be called the Morus Fifteen. Which is still...

Wall-Mounted or Over-the-Door Clothes Drying Rack

$44.10 Amazon »

A wall-mounted / over-the-door clothes drying rack might not be much more convenient, or take up much less room while in use, than your standard collapsible drying rack, but it does give me an idea. Especially for a tiny...

MattressJack Mattress Elevator for Easy Bed Making

$179.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

The MattressJack is sold as an inflatable mattress lifter - or elevator, if you prefer that branding - that makes making the bed easier for the elderly and people with chronic pain. But what about me? And you? We dudes...

SneakERASERS Soak - No-Scrub Overnight Sneaker Soak

$15.99 Amazon »

While you're giving your feet some love in a tub of Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak, how's about giving your sneakers some of the same in a bowl of SneakERASERS Soak? The overnight sneaker soak promises to clean up your...

Dayoo Kitchen Steam Cleaner & Dishwasher

$159 Dayoo »

"#oddlysatisfying." Dayoo calls its new kitchen gadget "the world's first handheld dishwasher and jet steamer," and after reading those words, I was like, "Great. Have fun selling 'the world's first' manual cleaning appliance...

Edamame Bottle-Cleaning Sponges

Sold Out Amazon »

Beans, beans, the magical fruit / Now they clean and make you toot. The Edamame Bottle Cleaners are a pair of soybeans in shape, size, and color, but abrasive cellulose sponges filled with ceramic weights in composition...

Stair-Climbing Rolling Laundry Hamper

Sold Out Amazon »

This stair-climbing rolling laundry hamper places a detachable drawstring bag atop an upright hand truck with triple wheels on each side. Like the UpCart, the wheel design allows you to pull your laundry up and downstairs...

Full Circle Wipe Out Pivoting Head Squeegee

$12.33 - $13.06 Amazon »

My wife is a squeegee fiend. A squee. gee. fiend. Sometimes I think she stands outside the bathroom door when I'm showering, just waiting for the moment she hears the water turn off so she can burst in and demand, "Did...

Bagster Dumpster in a Bag - Holds up to 3,300 Pounds

$28.98 Amazon »

Declutter your life, to the tune of 3,300 pounds, with the Bagster Dumpster in a Bag. A 2-part endeavor - the heavy-duty, 3 cubic-yard, 8' long x 4' wide x 2.5' tall polypropylene Bagster Bag, and the Bagster removal...

Rubbermaid Reveal Power Scrubber

$17.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

You get an electric toothbrush, your kids get an electric toothbrush, and now, with Rubbermaid's Reveal Power Scrubber, your grout, grill grates, tire rims, tarnished silverware, and tile get an electric toothbrush too!...

Gobe Glass Cleaning Kit

$15.76 Amazon »

They say the Gobe Glass Cleaning Kit is ideal for "premium coating optical glass," such as that used for camera lenses, smartphone / laptop / tablet / computer screens, and eyeglasses, but if you'd rather use it for your...

Mix Tapes Sponges

$9.99 Perpetual Kid »

Queue up your 80s and 90s playlists and get your scrub on with Mix Tapes Sponges, squishy scouring bricks armed with the cleaning power of 3 layers of bristle and foam, and the meticulously selected and sequenced songs...

Breezeo Laundry Detergent Strips

$9.99 Amazon »

Hey, remember when they turned ketchup into slices? Breezeo's doing the same thing with laundry detergent, turning it from pourable liquid, and dissolving liquid pods, into liquid-free Laundry Detergent Strips. That's...