Cleaning

Bheestie Moisture Remover for Electronics

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Here's an anecdote about why Bheestie, a bag lined with ultra-absorbant beads for removing moisture from afflicted electronics measuring less than 9-1/4" high x 6" wide, is a viable commodity in contemporary society...

Bug-A-Salt Exterminating Shotgun

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The Bug-A-Salt might be the coolest thing invented for killing winged and many-legged pests since clapping your hands together and not coming up empty. Using nothing more than a few granules of regular table salt as its...

Vanishing Fruit Wash Labels

Your fruit is dirty, but who can be bothered to go through the trouble of washing it off? My dish soap bottle hole is usually so coagulated with soap, I need a knife just to clear it for soap to flow. This genius invention...

Buttered Popcorn Air Freshener

Need to gain a little weight? Does your apartment smell like a a 4 day old cheeseburger with a side of socks? Enter the buttered popcorn scented air freshener. It's hard enough not to constantly eat popcorn all day, but...

Liquor Scented High Lather Soap Bars

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These are really cool and come in all sorts of flavors. They taste great and if you're not too drunk by the end of your shower, you stand a 50/50 shot at getting clean too... although you'll still smell like last night...