Runner up to the Alien Abduction Lamp in the category of Best Application of 1950s Era Extra Terrestrials to Common Household Objects: UFO soap dispensers. Duncan Shotton's design plants a spaceship pump atop a neon yellow or blue plastic bottle traction beam ascending either a terrified dude or oblivious cow into its abyss of no return. Push down on the alien vessel and behold the horrifying magnificence of...soap!...possibly mixed with residual cow entrails!...spurting out a tiny nozzle underneath its hull.
Refilling your scene of man and cow mid-abduction is as easy as popping off the UFO and unscrewing the pump mechanism. Dispenser dimensions are 4.4" x 4.4" x 8.7".
The UFO soap dispenser is a top Dude Gift for a Geek pick.