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The Shower Beer Buddy

By: on April 11, 2013

I know what you're thinking: who drinks beer in the shower? And I'll grant you, not many people. But in my opinion this sad reality exists only because, until now, the Shower Beer Buddy has not. Because brew enjoyment under a constant stream of water has never before been entirely safe or practical. Where does the can go during body scrubbing and shampooing? On a precarious ledge? In a caddy stuffed with conditioner bottles and shaving cream and loofahs? On top of the soap? Please. There is already a 65% chance I am going to fall and break my hip every time I step into the shower due to the slippery nature of water and items that can achieve a lather. No way am I going to risk losing a fine pop-top of Bud Light Lime to the drain on top of it. But the Shower Beer Buddy, a koozie-suction cup combo with boobs thrown in for good measure, tackles all of these limitations, stripping them of their pertinence, and priming me to get clean and drunk simultaneously.

I think the Shower Beer Buddy would also serve its users well in other places that don't have a lot of surface area for cans. Like the bus or a car. Obviously beer would be replaced with sodie in these venues, but the wheeled transportation I drive and ride in never seems to have enough cup holders, or else the cup holders are filled with half-empty to-go coffee cups from 3 weeks ago, and every now and then I think it would be nice to be able to stick a foam rack koozie on the adjacent window to hold my drink. I bet window washers and people who live in glass houses share this sentiment.

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