Tentacled Shower Head
It's like...Kraken meets...car wash. Though Vado's adjustable shower head sculpture is missing the 2 arms that would elevate it to true octo status, 5 minutes behind the curtain flipping and pointing this spraying beast and you'll still develop a heretofore unseen appreciation for the wonders of the water. Don't get too caught up in the madness, though. I hear that as a nod of support towards eco-friendly practices Vado has programmed its tentacled de-soiler to begin ejaculating permanent ink when greedy showerers keep the water running longer than 10 minutes.
Muchas danke to Drool'd.