Slothzilla Shower Curtain

By: on April 12, 2014
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So...I guess Slothzilla sounded better than King Sloth or Sloth Kong? Or maybe it's creators were just taking a page out of sloth the animal's own book and being lazy about fact checking their re-imaginations of iconic cinematic beasts. True, Godzilla attacked cities, destroyed buildings, and annihilated everything in his path--he was, after all, conceived as an allegory for the WWII-era United State--but it was definitely the big lumbering gorilla that made a name for himself scaling the Empire State Building.

No matter, though. This "Slothzilla" shower curtain is still kinda cool, and does not have "Slothzilla" written out loud or anything anywhere on it, so your credibility should still be safe should you decide to purchase a representation of the laziest, most innocuous attack ever.

Or perhaps you're more into sexy sloths working the pole. If so, you can acquire Sharp Shirter's Stripper Sloth shower curtain here.

Both sloth-decorated shower curtains measure 70.8" x 72" and include 12 plastic hooks.

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