Black Toilet Paper

By: on October 11, 2013
  • Black Toilet Paper
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This black toilet paper looks like the streamers my mama used to hang up in our kitchen for Halloween or when someone died. I hope the two don't feel similar tidying up my nether regions.

According to manufacturer Renova, black TP is "the ultimate in luxury tissue." It also comes in other colors, such as blue, orange, lime green, and fuchsia, but why waste your time trying them? You know what's going to happen once you go black....