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Aqua Notes Waterproof Notepad

By: on July 08, 2014
$7.65
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I always have great ideas and profound realizations in the shower. The greatest ideas and profound realizations. The only great ideas and profound realizations I ever have. But there's nowhere to write them down. And my memory is lousy, and...wait a minute. I think.... Aha! I think that must be why everyone thinks I'm an idiot! Whoa. Even just looking at this pack of Aqua Notes is making me more astute and better at life.

The Aqua Notes waterproof notepad suction cups to shower walls so other sudsed up geniuses like me can record their ingenuities--or a reminder to buy more razors--during the second best kind of alone time. The pad includes 40 perforated sheets and a water-resistant cedar wood pencil so thoughts are not only jottable, but also tearable and totable upon departure from the shower or bathtub. Yeah, none of that wet erase board crapola. I like it.

In addition to being waterproof, Aqua Notes paper is also non-toxic and recyclable.

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