Greeting cards tend to end up in the trash anyway, so it's about time someone figured out how to send them off properly: in a blaze of tequila. The Shot Glass Birthday Card arrives replete with instructions for origami abracadabra-ing 4 3/8" x 5 3/4" of flat into 1 oz. of phat that shows you really mean it when you say, "Happy Birthday".
Once manipulated from boring slice of cardboard into curvaceous cradle of booze, the shot glass will hold liquid for hours without leaks. Two styles of the birthday shooters are available--a bottle hanger version, which has a diecut circle at the top for attaching to all sizes of liquor bottles; and a traditional A2 card with accompanying whipped cream envelope. Finally greeting card manufacturers are realizing what Hollywood directors and plastic surgeons have known for years: 3D is always a bigger crowd pleaser than 2D.