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Portable Travel Bars

By: on October 22, 2015
$64.95 - $89.95
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It's not quite as nice as opening a briefcase filled with unmarked hundos, but unlocking one of these portable travel bars will still give you pretty good returns. A great gift for men, groomsmen, or the stripper who's going to entertain the groomsmen, the bars come sealed and secured inside your choice of leather or vinyl case with suede interior lining. Choose from 3-bottle or 2-bottle bars, both equipped with a 3-digit combination lock and fitted with a 1.5-ounce jigger and a bottle opener. The 3-bottle case also includes either a 6-ounce flask or a serving tray, 2 martini glasses, and 2 speed pourers, while the 2-bottler swaps the martini for 5-ounce hi-ball glasses.

Tip for Traveling Salespeople: You will probably sell way more encyclopedias and Girl Scout cookies if you take a portable bar in a briefcase door-to-door with you.

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