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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

By: on February 09, 2017
  • Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins
  • Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins
  • Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins
$9.99
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Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins are a speculative purchase. At printing they were available only for pre-order, so you're investing in the whimsical fun they'll bring to future BBQs, fried chicken dinners, and mondo Cheetos-eating sessions on the couch. You're also risking suffering the remorse of an impulse buy come March 31, 2017, when maker Perpetual Kid says the napkins will begin to ship.

Then again, as they say, you have to spend money to make money, and that goes for the kind that will keep the mustard off your lap and clean it off your face too.

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins come in packs of 12. Haul them out for poker night, or take them along as a hostess gift for a party.

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