If you're like most people, the holidays drive you to drink. Predominantly hard liquor and predominantly straight up. This creates the perception that you are depressed, unstable, an alcoholic, or, worst of all, a Grinch. But what if you tweaked your schtick this year, and got sloppy drunk and belligerent on Jager and Wild Turkey taken from a festive shot glass made of real, edible candy canes? Instead of dubbing you the "mean one", everyone would simply think you've been swept away by the holiday spirit! Especially if you remember to wear a Santa hat and toast the baby Jesus before each refill.
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A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...