Zombie Ammunition
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when preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse the present has no rival in terms of when to prepare. Look people, they're coming. And if you wanna survive, you're gonna need some ammo capable of killing zombies. Thankfully, I've found some for you.
If this ammunition doesn't work, then maybe try throwing some Zombie Head Bowling Balls at them.
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
Are you prepared to fight for the survival and integrity of family, friends, and the human race in apocalyptic combat with the ambulatory dead? In other words, do you want to buy a 7-piece set of gut-ripping knives and...
Zombie Apocalypse Bedding
Think about those nights you bolt upright in bed, heart racing, salty with cold sweat, awakened from a nightmare just before you meet your final doom. Now think about the rush of relief you feel as you take in the solitude...
Flayed Flesh Garters
Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses...
Zombie Hammer Survival Tools
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Zombie Head Bowling Balls
Zombies really have taken over the world, huh? Or at least the free market economy. The clever German capitalists who designed this introduction of the omnipresent living dead to the bowling alley made a good move though...
Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie
This is what we call an imperfect synergy. In the battle of the two tackiest, yet most often seen yard decorations (no offense fake plastic deer), it looks as if the gnomes have won. And it was bloody. Zombie gnomes 1...
Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat
I knew baseball season was gonna look a little different this year, but I didn't realize it could look Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat different around the Dude house. Or more like, around the Dude's mama's...
Zombie Tools
Am I tired of zombies? Mmm...not really. Am I tired of ominous-looking, exceptionally hand-smithed swords and knives and machetes with blades sharp enough to slice through 24 cans of PBR in one blow (and a few tries)?...
In Case Of Cabinets
In case of a zombie, vampire, werewolf, or demon emergency take this tiny sledgehammer, break the glass, and prepare to fight for your life. Or run like a girl while tossing Holy Water over your shoulder. In Case Of cabinets...
Life-Size Climbing Zombie
My mama asked me to decorate her house for Halloween, so...one dozen Life-Size Climbing Zombies it is. I hate carving pumpkins...
Bloody Zombie Door Decal
The Bloody Zombie Door Decal is a "scary Halloween decoration" that, I must admit, is a pretty damn scary Halloween decoration. Like, if I were a meal or grocery delivery driver, I might refuse the dropoff to a house...
Paintball Airow Gun
To those who call paintball "just a game," prepare to have your pieholes slapped shut by the barrel of a .68-cal Bow-mount Airow Gun. The pellet blaster attaches to a compound or recurve bow and swaps out CO2 cartridges...