Weapons

Louis Vuitton Slugger

Primal Concepts may be behind the Louis Vuitton Slugger, but this high fashion piece of self defense moves way past a primal concept, right into the 2020 arsenal of Harley Quinn. Or more probably, the Instagram feeds...

Ole Hickory Tire Thumper & Fish Knocker

$31.48 from Amazon »

Not sure how many people tire thump of fish knock anymore, but luckily this Ole Hickory Tire Thumper & Fish Knocker is a truly versatile clubbing tool. You can use it for self defense too!...

Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat

$50 - $210 from Primal Concepts »

I knew baseball season was gonna look a little different this year, but I didn't realize it could look Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat different around the Dude house. Or more like, around the Dude's mama's...

PepperBall VKS Launcher

$899.99 from Amazon »

POW! you're...not dead. But down. Courtesy of the PepperBall VKS Launcher, a non-lethal gun created for self defense, and law enforcement and military training...

Tri-Edged Spiraling Dagger Knife

$64.99 from Amazon »

If you ever wondered what one might use to stab someone in the back and then twist the knife in the wound, look no further than this tri-edged spiraling dagger knife! Even better, you can look slick as Bond doing the...

Extendable Chinese Tai Chi Sword

$49.99 from Amazon »

The usual rule might be no sword fighting in the house, but these are not your usual times, and this extendable Chinese tai chi sword is not your usual weapon. Telescoping with the flick of a wrist from an 8.5" hilt to...

Myers Stick 8" Kubotan

$7.99 from Amazon »

The Myers Stick is an 8" kubotan for self defense and tactical use. And just in case your intent isn't clear to an attacker, or the beer you're about to shotgun, the kubotan has a wicked skull-on-snake design that will...

WASP Less-Lethal Weapon Accessory

$99.99 from Amazon »

The WASP weapon accessory is an add-on for your existing 9mm pistol that converts it into a less-lethal self defense option for a single round. The WASP impact baton fits into the gun's barrel and, when fired, shoots...

Stinger Whip Car Emergency Tool

Sold Out from Amazon »

I'm not sure what sort of "car emergency" I'd need an 18" stainless steel construction cable whip for, but OK Stinger Whip. If you want to throw a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter onto your self defense scourge's kubaton-style...

Terminator Cell Phone Stun Gun

$18.99 from Amazon »

"I'll be ba-ZZZZZZT!" There's your Terminator. "New phone, who diZZZZZZT!" There's your cell phone. ZZZZZZT! them together and what do you get? The Terminator Cell Phone Stun Gun...

Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set

$73.59 from Amazon »

One thing I like about the looks of Condor Tool & Knife's Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is the looks of the blades in the above photo. Used. Like they actually do what they say they do, and aren't some crap novelty purchase...

Stun Gun Gloves

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Nothing communicates strength and confidence better than a firm handshake. Except, perhaps, a weak handshake administered by a hand wearing one of these stun gun gloves. Holy BZZZZZZT! Batman! I thought I'd seen my #1...

Ballistic Dart Launcher

$25 from Amazon »

GlobalEDC is quick to point out that their ballistic dart launcher "IS NOT A TOY! MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PURCHASE." However, the company continues, those who do order the button-operated dart shooter can use it...

12" Saber Claws - Karambit Swing Blades

$74.85 from Amazon »

Formidable Saber Claws individually, but when the forces of these powerful 12" karambit swing blades join, they form the mighty Voltron! A precious heart!...

Pepperem Llama - World's Cutest Pepper Spray

$35 from Pepperem »

Who's going to disagree with Pepperem's designation of their Llama self defense keychain as "World's Cutest Pepper Spray"? Not this dude. In fact, the llama-shaped pepper shooter is moving straight from here to my collection...

Beretta Signal Set

New to my list of Things That Make You Go Awww: the Beretta Signal Set, a 2mm pinfire gun that, despite its miniature status, shoots more than just a flag that says Bang!...

BolaWrap 100 Handheld Remote Restraint Device

What's this, BolaWrap? Taser meets...lasso?! Sign me up! ... Er, on the delivering, not the receiving end, please...

JHO Knives BLITZ Tool

$180 from JHO Knives »

The first definition of the word "blitz" is "An intensive or sudden military attack." But here's hoping anyone who uses this BLITZ, another shiny man bauble from JHO Knives, is more about its surprise defense than its...

Hand Forged Steel Viking Axe

Discontinued

Viking axe? This hand forged steel beaut from Premium Handmade in the Ukraine looks more like an axe cast from the skeleton of a stegosaurus who used to be in an 80s death metal band. Yep, that's right. It should be called...

The Big Bang Pistol Set

$4.5 million from Cabot Guns »

Cabot Guns has forged a few big bangs into its Big Bang Pistol set. The matched left and right pair of 1911s aren't just two of a kind, the only two Cabot has and will ever build (bang!), they're two of a kind made entirely...

JHO Knives F**H Spiked Club

$1,250 from JHO Knives »

My sense is that JHO Knives' F**H spiked club could do as much physical damage to my wallet as its $1,250 price tag would do figurative damage. 100% pure cowhide leather? Psshhh. If the brass spikes encircling the club's...

Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet

Sold Out from Amazon »

A point, a press, and Oh it burns, it burns! The Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet condenses and enhances access to self defense with a low-profile wearable always at the ready around your wrist. Since attacks or assaults...

HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife

$40 from Gearward »

The covert HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife isn't just some piece of urban-spy EDC Gearward designed for us to geek out on (though it's a little that too). It's a contemporary take on a real issue, the OSS Lapel Knife, clandestine...

The d'Capitan: Sabre

$449.95 from Zombie Tools »

Zombie tools and weapons don't have the same presence today that they did a few years ago, but luckily for Zombie Tools, pieces like their d'Capitan: Sabre transcend the trends of pop culture, and emerge badass and covetable...