Stop Eating Poop Remedy for Dogs

Posted: July 09, 2013
Stop Eating Poop Remedy for Dogs

I chose a pug to help convey the meaning of this Stop Eating Poop remedy for dogs because pugs both mow on their own turds and suck in general. OK listen. I love all nature's creatures. Mostly the human women kind, but all creatures nonetheless. However, if I had to select a few of them to exterminate from every facet of my life, my list would go: 1) No-see-ums; 2) Cats; 3) Pugs. I'm an advocate of owning a dog as a pet, but I am not an advocate of owning the kind of dog that is both ugly and hack-snot-coughs in your face with its particles-of-shit-laced breath every opportunity it gets.

So if you have a dog, pug or otherwise, that consumes its own poop, and you would like it to stop eating its own poop, here's a tub of Solid Gold S.E.P., or Stop Eating Poop, for you. Mix recommended measurements in with the offending dog's food twice daily for the first two weeks, and then once daily thereafter, to make its stool taste bitter and unappealing. Even to the dog itself. Contents include Glutamic Acid, which accounts for the offputting taste, yucca to help control excrement odor, and peppermint and parsley to fight bad breath. Geez, sounds like 3 miracles in one.

S.E.P. does not work for cats. Probably because nothing on earth can satiate their craving for steaming hot turds.

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