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Shark Puppy Bed

By: on September 27, 2013
Shark Puppy Bed
$36.99 - $43.99
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The smooshy shark or the poofy puppy: I don't know which is more adorable, and therefore most responsible for my urge to slap it in the face. Can any woman look at this dog without longing to hold it in her arms? Can any man look at this dog bed without contemplating how comfortable it would be as a 360-degree pillow for himself?

Shark puppy beds come in sizes Small and Awesome for pets up to 10 pounds and Medium and Awesome for those maxing out at 20. Evidently larger dogs do not require the protection of stuffed sharks while they're sleeping. And for that matter, neither do Westies. Those dogs are vicious bastards that can take care of themselves. Don't buy a shark bed for a Westie.