Pets

USPS Mail Carrier Dog Costume

$13.17 - $16.68 Amazon »

Dogs as USPS mail carriers, it's genius! Think of all the things you've seen dogs fetch in your life. For me it's balls, squeaky toys, newspapers, slippers, and chocolate mousse cakes left unattended on the kitchen countertop...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$11.15 Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Electric Dancing Fish Cat Toy

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Maybe your cat has always been stuck inside, but now you are too, and this electric dancing fish cat toy is here to bring you both a diversion, some interactive playtime, and perhaps even a little joy...

Pet Grooming Tool Attachment for Vacuum Cleaners

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A pet grooming attachment for the vacuum. Ha! Hahaha! Amidst all the political vitriol, the coronavirus cases and quarantines, the canceled conferences and concerts, the dwindling number of Picard episodes left, I needed...

Hedgehog Carry House

$41 READYFOR »

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...

Pug Life Poop Bags

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Scooping up your dog's hot, moist poop with your hand is a dirty job, but use these Pug Life Poop Bags and you'll do it with a smile on your face. A slight upturn of the corners of your mouth? Just a little lift of the...

Cuss Collar - A Collar that Curses When Your Dog Barks

Though the Cuss Collar sounds like a punishment for your foul-mouthed kids - or your husband - its application and function are a lot more literal. The Cuss Collar is a dog collar that swears whenever your dog barks...

Hoonico Moomoo Bag Pet Carrier

Hoonico Moomoo Bag designer Sunghoon Park says the pet carrier will help make your cats and dogs feel more comfortable, less claustrophobic when you need (or just really, really want!) to tote them around town. But the...

Walkee Paws Waterproof Dog Leggings

$32.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

If I were a dog, and someone put a pair of Walkee Paws dog leggings on me, I would walkee my paws right back into my crate and shut the door. I'd rather forego my walk, my chance to pee on 78 different wonders of nature...

Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper

Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop!* When you say the words to the Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper though, it doesn't make an insolent and conniving dead guy appear, it makes the turds your (perhaps insolent and conniving) dog...

Repurposed Fire Hose Dog Toys

$18.50 Etsy »

On this 18th anniversary of 9/11, we remember the brave and indefatigable men and women who fought to save lives during and after the attacks. The passengers of United flights 93 and 175, and American flights 11 and 77...

Ferret Hoodie

$9.42 Amazon »

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

Pet Gazebo Dog Kennel

$117.49 - $459.99 Amazon »

Dog life in the kennel gets an upgrade with the Pet Gazebo. Well, an upgrade for the humans who have to look at a cage in their backyard or living room, anyway. Advantek's foldable pet dens provide a more "modern" solution...

DogSpot - High Tech Public Dog Houses

I Spot-ted one of these DogSpot public dog houses in person yesterday and, having not heard of them before, spent about 5 minutes walking around it reading all of the doggie daycare box's colorful commentary and instructions...

The Chicken Swing

$61.03 Amazon »

What's a poor chickie to do when its owner is too busy to put on its Chicken Harness and say, "Cluckers! Cluuuuckerssss...you...wanna...go...forawalk?!" Hop on the Chicken Swing and go for a joy ride in its coop instead...

ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade

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Take a break from social media and throw some shade your dog's way. Some good shade. Some UPF 50++ ShadyPaws shade. The ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade combines elements of a folding chair with those of a sun umbrella to...

Chicken Harness

$9.99 Amazon »

Excellent. This puts an end to the age-old question, Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Because its responsible owner harnessed that little clucker up to keep it in check...

Human Face Dog Masks

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Why do dog owners keep dawgin' their dogs, dawg? These human face dog masks are right up there with the Werewolf Dog Muzzle on the list of pet supplies we buy only to amuse ourselves. What if our good boy or good girl...

Catios - Cat Patios

Catio Spaces can get all cute 'n' clever and call it a "Catio" (which, I admit, is cute 'n' clever) but at their heart, these DIY and custom-built cat patios are really just big cages, right? Nice cages. Cages that allow...

Mighty Paw Smart Bell for Dogs

$27.99 - $37.99 Amazon »

BOOP! Time to go out. The Mighty Paw Smart Bell 2.0 is an upgraded version of the family-owned company's original housebreaking and doggie potty time aid. The activator is a wireless, battery-free disc that sticks to...

Food-Themed Pet Bowl Stands

$69.67 - $220.62 Etsy »

Miha Skalar's food-themed pet bowl stands are dog-, cat-, and Homer Simpson-approved. At least the pink-frosted sprinkle donut scores high marks with the latter, who I can also envision eating out of the holders on all...

MudBuster Portable Dog Paw Cleaner

$14.99 - $21.89 Amazon »

Roomba for cleaning the dog's fur, Bristly for cleaning the dog's teeth, and now MudBuster for cleaning the dog's paws. Hey, no one ever said taking care of a pooch isn't a dirty job...

Bow Tie Cat Collars

$15.24 - $16.74 Etsy »

Jody Atkins must have a hundred different bow tie cat collars available in her Bella Loves Alex Etsy shop, and in her hundred-times-four product photos, it's the same 2 cats modeling all of them. Those poor bastards...

Pet Tunes Speaker with Calming Canine Music

$59.99 Amazon »

Come on, dog owners. Don't say you've never left music or the TV on when you've left your pooch home alone so he or she would have some "company," maybe feel a little less lonely. Pet Acoustics' Pet Tunes Calming Music...