Pets

Clawgs - Dog Shoes That Allow Dogs to Use Their Claws

$30 - $40 from Dog Sap »

Clawgs, dog shoes - or rather dog sandals - don't surprise me in the least. For years now dog owners have thrived on making their pets look ridiculous under the guise of comfort and protection. Who remembers the Shed...

USPS Mail Carrier Dog Costume

$13.17 - $16.68 from Amazon »

Dogs as USPS mail carriers, it's genius! Think of all the things you've seen dogs fetch in your life. For me it's balls, squeaky toys, newspapers, slippers, and chocolate mousse cakes left unattended on the kitchen countertop...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$11.69 from Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Electric Dancing Fish Cat Toy

$12.99 from Amazon »

Maybe your cat has always been stuck inside, but now you are too, and this electric dancing fish cat toy is here to bring you both a diversion, some interactive playtime, and perhaps even a little joy...

Pet Grooming Tool Attachment for Vacuum Cleaners

$25.98 from Amazon »

A pet grooming attachment for the vacuum. Ha! Hahaha! Amidst all the political vitriol, the coronavirus cases and quarantines, the canceled conferences and concerts, the dwindling number of Picard episodes left, I needed...

Hedgehog Carry House

$41 from READYFOR »

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...

Pug Life Poop Bags

$12.99 from Amazon »

Scooping up your dog's hot, moist poop with your hand is a dirty job, but use these Pug Life Poop Bags and you'll do it with a smile on your face. A slight upturn of the corners of your mouth? Just a little lift of the...

Cuss Collar - A Collar that Curses When Your Dog Barks

Though the Cuss Collar sounds like a punishment for your foul-mouthed kids - or your husband - its application and function are a lot more literal. The Cuss Collar is a dog collar that swears whenever your dog barks...

Hoonico Moomoo Bag Pet Carrier

Hoonico Moomoo Bag designer Sunghoon Park says the pet carrier will help make your cats and dogs feel more comfortable, less claustrophobic when you need (or just really, really want!) to tote them around town. But the...

Walkee Paws Waterproof Dog Leggings

$32.99 - $39.99 from Amazon »

If I were a dog, and someone put a pair of Walkee Paws dog leggings on me, I would walkee my paws right back into my crate and shut the door. I'd rather forego my walk, my chance to pee on 78 different wonders of nature...

Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper

Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop!* When you say the words to the Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper though, it doesn't make an insolent and conniving dead guy appear, it makes the turds your (perhaps insolent and conniving) dog...

Repurposed Fire Hose Dog Toys

$18.50 from Etsy »

On this 18th anniversary of 9/11, we remember the brave and indefatigable men and women who fought to save lives during and after the attacks. The passengers of United flights 93 and 175, and American flights 11 and 77...

Ferret Hoodie

$12.95 from Amazon »

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

Pet Gazebo Dog Kennel

$117.49 - $459.99 from Amazon »

Dog life in the kennel gets an upgrade with the Pet Gazebo. Well, an upgrade for the humans who have to look at a cage in their backyard or living room, anyway. Advantek's foldable pet dens provide a more "modern" solution...

DogSpot - High Tech Public Dog Houses

I Spot-ted one of these DogSpot public dog houses in person yesterday and, having not heard of them before, spent about 5 minutes walking around it reading all of the doggie daycare box's colorful commentary and instructions...

The Chicken Swing

$35.99 from Amazon »

What's a poor chickie to do when its owner is too busy to put on its Chicken Harness and say, "Cluckers! Cluuuuckerssss...you...wanna...go...forawalk?!" Hop on the Chicken Swing and go for a joy ride in its coop instead...

ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade

$138.93 from Amazon »

Take a break from social media and throw some shade your dog's way. Some good shade. Some UPF 50++ ShadyPaws shade. The ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade combines elements of a folding chair with those of a sun umbrella to...

Chicken Harness

$14.99 from Amazon »

Excellent. This puts an end to the age-old question, Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Because its responsible owner harnessed that little clucker up to keep it in check...

Human Face Dog Masks

Sold Out from Amazon »

Why do dog owners keep dawgin' their dogs, dawg? These human face dog masks are right up there with the Werewolf Dog Muzzle on the list of pet supplies we buy only to amuse ourselves. What if our good boy or good girl...

Catios - Cat Patios

Catio Spaces can get all cute 'n' clever and call it a "Catio" (which, I admit, is cute 'n' clever) but at their heart, these DIY and custom-built cat patios are really just big cages, right? Nice cages. Cages that allow...

Mighty Paw Smart Bell for Dogs

$27.99 - $37.99 from Amazon »

BOOP! Time to go out. The Mighty Paw Smart Bell 2.0 is an upgraded version of the family-owned company's original housebreaking and doggie potty time aid. The activator is a wireless, battery-free disc that sticks to...

Food-Themed Pet Bowl Stands

$69.67 - $220.62 from Etsy »

Miha Skalar's food-themed pet bowl stands are dog-, cat-, and Homer Simpson-approved. At least the pink-frosted sprinkle donut scores high marks with the latter, who I can also envision eating out of the holders on all...

MudBuster Portable Dog Paw Cleaner

$14.99 - $21.89 from Amazon »

Roomba for cleaning the dog's fur, Bristly for cleaning the dog's teeth, and now MudBuster for cleaning the dog's paws. Hey, no one ever said taking care of a pooch isn't a dirty job...

Bow Tie Cat Collars

$15.24 - $16.74 from Etsy »

Jody Atkins must have a hundred different bow tie cat collars available in her Bella Loves Alex Etsy shop, and in her hundred-times-four product photos, it's the same 2 cats modeling all of them. Those poor bastards...