Pets

Repurposed Fire Hose Dog Toys

$18.50 from Etsy »

On this 18th anniversary of 9/11, we remember the brave and indefatigable men and women who fought to save lives during and after the attacks. The passengers of United flights 93 and 175, and American flights 11 and 77...

Ferret Hoodie

$10.40 from Amazon »

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

Pet Gazebo Dog Kennel

$117.49 - $459.99 from Amazon »

Dog life in the kennel gets an upgrade with the Pet Gazebo. Well, an upgrade for the humans who have to look at a cage in their backyard or living room, anyway. Advantek's foldable pet dens provide a more "modern" solution...

DogSpot - High Tech Public Dog Houses

I Spot-ted one of these DogSpot public dog houses in person yesterday and, having not heard of them before, spent about 5 minutes walking around it reading all of the doggie daycare box's colorful commentary and instructions...

The Chicken Swing

$35.99 from Amazon »

What's a poor chickie to do when its owner is too busy to put on its Chicken Harness and say, "Cluckers! Cluuuuckerssss...you...wanna...go...forawalk?!" Hop on the Chicken Swing and go for a joy ride in its coop instead...

ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade

$79.95 from Amazon »

Take a break from social media and throw some shade your dog's way. Some good shade. Some UPF 50++ ShadyPaws shade. The ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade combines elements of a folding chair with those of a sun umbrella to...

Chicken Harness

$15.99 from Amazon »

Excellent. This puts an end to the age-old question, Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Because its responsible owner harnessed that little clucker up to keep it in check...

Human Face Dog Masks

Sold Out from Amazon »

Why do dog owners keep dawgin' their dogs, dawg? These human face dog masks are right up there with the Werewolf Dog Muzzle on the list of pet supplies we buy only to amuse ourselves. What if our good boy or good girl...

Catios - Cat Patios

Catio Spaces can get all cute 'n' clever and call it a "Catio" (which, I admit, is cute 'n' clever) but at their heart, these DIY and custom-built cat patios are really just big cages, right? Nice cages. Cages that allow...

Mighty Paw Smart Bell for Dogs

$27.99 - $37.99 from Amazon »

BOOP! Time to go out. The Mighty Paw Smart Bell 2.0 is an upgraded version of the family-owned company's original housebreaking and doggie potty time aid. The activator is a wireless, battery-free disc that sticks to...

Food-Themed Pet Bowl Stands

$69.67 - $220.62 from Etsy »

Miha Skalar's food-themed pet bowl stands are dog-, cat-, and Homer Simpson-approved. At least the pink-frosted sprinkle donut scores high marks with the latter, who I can also envision eating out of the holders on all...

MudBuster Portable Dog Paw Cleaner

$14.99 - $21.89 from Amazon »

Roomba for cleaning the dog's fur, Bristly for cleaning the dog's teeth, and now MudBuster for cleaning the dog's paws. Hey, no one ever said taking care of a pooch isn't a dirty job...

Bow Tie Cat Collars

$15.24 - $16.74 from Etsy »

Jody Atkins must have a hundred different bow tie cat collars available in her Bella Loves Alex Etsy shop, and in her hundred-times-four product photos, it's the same 2 cats modeling all of them. Those poor bastards...

Pet Tunes Speaker with Calming Canine Music

$59.99 from Amazon »

Come on, dog owners. Don't say you've never left music or the TV on when you've left your pooch home alone so he or she would have some "company," maybe feel a little less lonely. Pet Acoustics' Pet Tunes Calming Music...

Fresh Pawz - Official Streetwear Brand for Dogs

Fresh Pawz doesn't just call itself the official streetwear brand for dogs, they've trademarked the term. Because if you're going to call yourself street, you better do it legit...

Cuddle Clones - Realistic Stuffed Versions of Your Pet

Let me get this straight, Cuddle Clones. I send you photos and details about my cat Zanzibar, and you spend 4 to 6 weeks hand-turning them into a stuffed animal? So that I will then have one cat that walks on my face...

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Dog Leash

Ah, I can just hear Darth Vader at the dog park: "Charlie, come to the Dark Side. Come on. Come to the Dark Side, Charlie. Charlie! Charlie, come! Sigh. Alright then - Schvrmmmmmmm - off-leash time is over."...

Mousr Interactive Robotic Cat Toy

$149.99 from Amazon »

No sneaking up and pouncing on the Mousr, kitteh! Petronics' interactive robotic cat toy has built-in sensors that detect and react to your pet automatically. The feather teaser on wheels has 3 different strategy selections...

Twistep - Truck or SUV Hitch Step for Dogs

$249.95 - $349.95 from Amazon »

Dogs young and old can benefit from the graduated entry the hitch-connected Twistep provides into the back of your truck or SUV. In addition to making it easer for pups to access their go-for-a-ride spot, the Twistep's...

Pet First Aid Kit

$35 from Amazon »

The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...

Mermaid Dog Life Vest

$23.99 - $26.99 from Amazon »

ArrrRawrrrArrrooooo! It's the siren song of the mermaid dog. The merdog, that majestic creature of the sea, paddling and panting 'round the water in her iridescent scaled life vest with all the elegance and grace of a...

Django City Slicker Raincoat for Dogs

$42.95 - $47.95 from Amazon »

Rain in the city, mud on the trail, or sand on the beach. Django says their City Slicker will keep you clean and dry in the face of them all. And by "you" I mean you, Mr. Squiggles. Bella Jane. Luna. Horace. The Django...

SwiftPaws - Capture the Flag for Dogs

$199 - $225 from SwiftPaws »

SwiftPaws challenges pups with the zoomies, plus pups who didn't know they still had the zoomies in them, to meet their match: a Capture the Flag game for dogs...

DIY Vintage Camper Birdhouse

$25 - $35 from Etsy »

I actually think the rest of the birds would be jealous if your birds lived in a van down by the river. In one of these sweet Vintage Camper Birdhouses they'd be the classy rather than the trashy ones...