Gear

Sense Energy Monitor - Track Energy Usage in Real Time

$299 from Amazon »

I'm hoping the Sense Energy Monitor can solve some of my marital problems. Mainly the one that involves my wife shrieking, "Why is our electricity bill so high?!" and me saying, "Welp, because you insist on keeping the...

Magic Array Wireless Charger

$44.99 from Amazon »

Qi wireless chargers work as if by magic anyway, so it was only a matter of time before someone turned one into some kind of alchemy circle and named it the Magic Array Wireless Charger...

BolaWrap 100 Handheld Remote Restraint Device

What's this, BolaWrap? Taser meets...lasso?! Sign me up! ... Er, on the delivering, not the receiving end, please...

Ledger Nano S - Cryptocurrency Hardware Wallet

$48 - $59 from Amazon »

Since there's no reason not to trade cryptocurrency in style, the Ledger Nano S crypto asset hardware wallet also comes in Jade Green, Lagoon Blue, Saffron Yellow, and, oooh, Flamingo Pink...

Helm True Wireless Headphones

$99.99 from Amazon »

Helm's True Wireless Headphones look like a coupla fly eyes for your ears. Both in the sense that they resemble the compound retinal makeup of the insect, and that their design is pretty fly. Here's hoping the earbuds'...

WaterLily Micro Turbine Water or Wind USB Charger

$199.99 from Amazon »

There's certainly no lack of wind or water in my parts right now. But the WaterLily micro turbine USB charger is still going to have to wait a few months for me to head out on the trail or up any sort of currently-blizzard-experiencing...

Worst Co-Worker Ribbon Set

$20 from Etsy »

The sarcasm of Adult Achievement Stickers combine with my personal favorite BS award medium, ribbons, and head to the office with this Worst Co-Worker Ribbon Set from Etsy shop Boldfaced. As much fun as it might be to...

AirFly Wireless Transmitter for Wireless Headphones

$39.99 from Amazon »

Twelve South developed their AirFly Wireless Transmitter with Apple AirPods in mind, but the Bluetooth adapter will work with any wireless headphones you want to connect into gym TVs, airline in-flight entertainment...

Sneaky Cell Phone Investigation Kit

$299 from Amazon »

I doubt much good can come of using the Cell Phone Investigation Kit, but for ye suspicious, sneaky, and paranoid readers out there, I also doubt my warning is going to stop you. Paraben's complete set of of Android and...

The Car Pool - Water Bottle Portable Toilet Hose

$16.99 from The Car Pool »

Calling The Car Pool the World's Most Portable Toilet for Men doesn't really give you the full picture of this ultra low-tech device. You need, well, a picture to capture the other 994 words The Car Pool is worth. I'm...

Functional Mini Arcade Business Card Holder

Love Hulten doesn't have too much to say about his functional mini arcade business card holder, but in this case, check out the video - I think joystick and button actions speak louder than words...

Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker

As a veritable fromagivore, I'd welcome a Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker into my home with mouth wide open. The Fromaggio isn't some piddly DIY mozzarella kit - though you can use it to make mozza - it's a highly skilled...

MOGICS Bagel - Universal Travel Power Strip

$49 from Amazon »

Zero carbs in this bagel. But the MOGICS Power Bagel isn't for giving you energy on the inside - keep the cream cream cheese and lox away from it, please - it's for funneling the energy out. The universal travel power...

Opal Nugget Ice Maker

$467 from Amazon »

So many types of nuggets to love out there, and now Opal's ice maker adds perfect nuggets of ice to classic favorites chicken and weed. It's not that the Opal Nugget Ice Maker is inventing a new type of nugget ice, but...

Fortnite Chug Jug Water Bottle

$14.95 from Amazon »

Call it a Bottle Royale. The Chugger Jug is a 16-ounce water bottle designed in the likeness of every Fortnite fan's favorite 15-second potable...

Gil-Tek RUK Utility Knife

$30 - $85 from Gil-Tek »

The RUK, or Rapid Utility Knife, comes from Gil-Tek, a family run business out of Colorado. Its design is based on the owner's own daily carry needs, which typically don't require the entire edge of a blade but, as it...

Awair Glow Air Quality Monitor

$99 from Amazon »

Until last summer something like Awair's Glow air quality monitor wouldn't have gotten my attention. But after weeks of living under the drifting smoke of forest fires burning in all directions last summer, I'm now a...

Virtual Mate Virtual Intimacy System (NSFW)

$99 from indiegogo »

Get your 55-gallon barrels of lube out, dudes, because Virtual Mate is about to unleash some very slick new technology. Forget gifts for your girlfriend, this hyper-realistic VR sex game for your PC, laptop, mobile device...

The Peanut Butter Pump

$25 from indiegogo »

Peanut butter that's unspreadable, or tears apart my sammich bread / crumbles my cracker during application isn't that big of a problem in my life. I mostly eat it by the spoonful, or pointer fingerful, out of the jar...

OPKIXONE Wearable Video Cameras

$395 - $495 from OPKIX »

Which came first, AirPods or the idea for the OPKIXONE wearable video cameras? That is, did the AirPod design give OPKIX the idea for their duo of mini recorders stored in a shiny white case, or did they already have...

Mechanical Spider Portable Bluetooth Speaker

$39.90 from Amazon »

Spiders aren't normally known for their sound, but this particular spider can wail like Aretha, croon like Frank, and scream like Axl. Inspired by Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon the Mechanical Spider Portable Bluetooth Speaker...

MOFT Invisible Laptop Stand

$19 from MOFT »

If you're sick of the neck and shoulder tension and pain that accompany your lengthy laptop sessions at the coffee shop, this could be the MOFT wonderful time of the year for you. MOFT is an invisible laptop stand that...

The Bubbly Blaster

$99.99 from Bubbly Blaster »

In conceiving their one-handed Champagne gun, Bubbly Blaster must have asked themselves, "What would Han do?" Or maybe they saw if Industries' Han Solo DL-44 Blaster Flask prototype, and decided they could do one better...

Pecker Pillows

$9.99 - $28.99 from Amazon »

Looking for ways to get a head? Pecker pillows, adorable plushes made to look like the heads of penises, can get you more than a head. They can get you a lot of head...