Gear

Star Wars Death Star USB Wall Charger

$33.95 from Amazon »

Regardless of which Star Wars team you thought you're on, if you're going to buy a Death Star USB wall charger, you'll have to root for the power of the Dark Side.

The outlet-ready Death Star comes with a pair...

Fallen AT-AT Tape Dispenser

$34.73 from Amazon »

Want to stick it to the Empire? Take down their AT-ATs with this secret weapon: a roll of tape. As my mama always told me when she was patching my coats and jeans and open wounds, never underestimate the power of a good...

Bulletproof Whisky Vault - Ultimate Whisky Protection

Protect your family. Protect your friends. Protect your whiskey. The Whisky Vault (we'll agree to disagree on whether or not the word is better with an "e") is for the most serious of whisk(e)y collectors. Those who feel...

Royole FlexPai Foldable Smartphone

$1,318 - $1,469 from Royole »

I was thinking this folding smartphone anticipation wouldn't be over 'til the fat lady Samsungs, but with their FlexPai smartphone it looks like Stanford-grad-run Royole is as close to a bendy device release as the obese...

Goat Mug - Viking Horn Insulated Coffee Mug

$29.25 - $34.25 from Amazon »

We've seen Viking drinking horns that hold brew before, but the Goat Mug takes a different approach with the word, showing off its arcing conical shape in the form of an insulated drink carrier designed especially for...

Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album

$12.69 from Amazon »

When I told my mama Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album is going to be released on October 26, 2018 she almost Shatner pants. I'm pretty excited too. Look at that album cover! William Shatner peering through a Christmas...

Gryphon All-in-One Mesh WiFi Router

$219.99 from Amazon »

It looks like a piece of modern architecture but, according to Gryphon's creators, this all-in-one mesh WiFi router stands and serves like an ancient masterpiece. In addition to providing wireless mesh technology for...

Borrow My Pen Subversive Pen Set

$14.74 from Amazon »

What's that? Can you borrow my pen? You too? You need one? And you? Well. I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling very Oprah today, so...here you go. You get a pen, and you get a pen, and you get a pen, and...oh, I know...

Ardent Nova Decarboxylator

$210 from Amazon »

What the Ardent Nova is a decarboxylator? Well, if you have to ask you probably...are just like me. Today I learned Ardent's countertop device "decarbs" cannabis, or activates the THC in the raw flower (it will do kief...

Travel Amp Phone Light Diffuser

$16.54 from Amazon »

Fred & Friends' Travel Amp, a light diffuser for your phone's flashlight, is like most of the company's creations: cute 'n' clever, but more novelty gift than useful addition to your supplies for life...

SpyFinder Pro Hidden Camera Detector

Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my Air BnB? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to SpyFinder Pro up any paranoia here, but the hidden camera...

Evil Demon Baby Halloween Prop

$22.95 from Etsy »

Ha! Etsy shop Virtual Mess says their Evil Demon Baby Halloween prop is for anyone who is pregnant...or just has a big belly...

Cup Cozy Pillow

$26.99 from Amazon »

I always preferred the term "koozie" to "cozy" because, really, how cozy can a foam cylinder made to hold your beer be? Well. I stand corrected. If you turn that cup holder into a squishy pillow with space for not one...

Orvis Personalized Toasting Box

$139 from Amazon »

Orvis' Personalized Toasting Box, a cased set of 10 shot glasses, plus a slot for a bottle of whiskey, is my #1 pick for the Thanksgiving dinner potluck this year. Maybe doctor it up as a monogrammed gift for Dad, and...

Customizable Bluetooth LED Glasses

$69 from Amazon »

The eyes are the window to the...next EDM dance party with this pair of customizable Bluetooth LED glasses. Festivals, Halloween, sporting events, anywhere you want to make a lit-up statement serves as a fine locale for...

EXOvault Mouse

$105 from EXOvault »

Think of the EXOvault Mouse as a functional piece of desktop art. Like, for real functional, and for real art. Not just some hunk of metal that's curvy and spinny and "functional" like a fidget toy is in giving you something...

Cereal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs

Some of you bastards lucky dudes already scored a Count Chocula, Frankenberry, or Boo Berry Geeki Tiki Mug at San Diego Comic-Con this past summer. Entertainment Earth was apparently selling them at their expo booth...

MobiLimb - Robotic Limb for Phones & Tablets

Marc Teyssier's MobiLimb project considers the idea that phone-fingering has been a one-sided experience for too long. It's time to give your phone a digit, a robotic limb to augment its capabilities, and give it a chance...

Pizza Pocket To Go - Slice of Pizza Carrier

$7.99 from Amazon »

The only - only! - way I would submit to wearing a lanyard in life is if it had a Pizza Pocket to Go hanging from it. I thought takeaway pizza didn't get any better than the by-the-slice option, but now, holy pepperoni!...

Nightmare Before Christmas Black Light Village

You don't have to wait until Christmas to set up a festive village in your living room. The Nightmare Before Christmas Black Light Village is packaged as a set and ready to bring the eerie, illuminated spooks for Halloween...

Twistep - Truck or SUV Hitch Step for Dogs

$249.95 - $349.95 from Amazon »

Dogs young and old can benefit from the graduated entry the hitch-connected Twistep provides into the back of your truck or SUV. In addition to making it easer for pups to access their go-for-a-ride spot, the Twistep's...

Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer

$25.99 from Amazon »

I guess the question isn't so much does this Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer work as it is, presuming it does work, is there any part of you that wants an Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer? Even as a gag or novelty gift, the battery-operated...

Glow-in-the-Dark Climbing Skeleton Props

$8.75 from Etsy »

These climbing skeleton props might not look as coy and sultry as the Ascending Evil Skeleton wall sculpture, but they make up for their lack of sex appeal by: 1) glowing in the dark; 2) being lightweight enough to secure...

Pop Culture Sticky Notes

$7.95 from Amazon »

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has given over a dozen of your favorite pop culture icons and themes adhesive backings in their line of hard cover sticky notes booklets. From Mister Rogers to Star Trek, Einstein to...