Gear

Lodge Cast Iron Cook-It-All Kit

$138.21 from Amazon »

Oh Lodge, you're such a cook-it-all. Brushing off others' dutch ovens and individual pieces of campfire cookware, acting like your 2 pieces of cast iron reign supreme for all needs, in all conditions. It's especially...

BruMate MargTini Insulated Margarita Martini Tumbler

$24.99 from Amazon »

The BruMate MargTini insulated margarita martini tumbler is like Cinco de Mayo shaken up with Mother's Day and served on the decorative rocks in the backyard with a shelter-in-place twist...

Creative Block - Problem Solving & Brainstorming Ideas

$43 from Amazon »

And on top of everything else you've got writer's block. Designer's block. Maker's block. If you've hit a dead end, if you're at your wits' end, maybe it's time to get creative - plus down and dirty with wordplay! - and...

Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl

$11.69 from Amazon »

A travel dog water bowl that doesn't spill. Now that's an interesting concept. Interesting and ridogulous. I don't even have a dog, but if I did I know the first thing he'd do in my car with a Kurgo "no-mess" travel bowl...

Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener

$42 from Amazon »

Disguised as a liquid metal trinket*, the Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener ensures they'll never see but a glint and a flash coming when, with the flick of a wrist, you pop open their beer, and put a cap in their lap...

PepperBall VKS Launcher

$899.99 from Amazon »

POW! you're...not dead. But down. Courtesy of the PepperBall VKS Launcher, a non-lethal gun created for self defense, and law enforcement and military training...

Lock Pick Pistol

Discontinued

I think mastery of this lock pick pistol is going to be a little more complicated than point-and-shoot, but one thing I've got right now is the time to learn how to master picking locks with a lock pick pistol...

Skull Mason Jar Mug

$17.99 from Amazon »

I've always known all that sweet tea my friend Cornelius drinks is just glorified poison that will kill him some day. And it appears the makers of this Skull Mason Jar Mug wholeheartedly agree with me. I mean, I know...

Divoom Ditoo Retro Pixel Art Game & Bluetooth Speaker

$79.90 from Amazon »

Divoom's Ditoo is a super gadgety gadget. Styled as a nod to retro PCs, the palm-sized Ditoo combines a 360-degree surround sound Bluetooth speaker with a 16 x 16 LED app-controlled front screen to perform a variety of...

LEVO II Herb Dryer & Oil Infuser

$249 from Amazon »

According to LEVO II, the LEVO II herb dryer and oil infuser is "for the infusion connoisseur." According to me: Sing a song of butter / infused with weed I dried / It's 4 & 20, blackbirds! / Let's get baked eatin' my...

Cuisinart Butter Wheel

$21.68 from Amazon »

Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...

Foosball Table Cooler

$194.95 from Amazon »

It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...

Steel Tongue Drum

$129 from Amazon »

Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 11-tone pentatonic scales...

Tri-Edged Spiraling Dagger Knife

$64.99 from Amazon »

If you ever wondered what one might use to stab someone in the back and then twist the knife in the wound, look no further than this tri-edged spiraling dagger knife! Even better, you can look slick as Bond doing the...

Extendable Chinese Tai Chi Sword

$49.99 from Amazon »

The usual rule might be no sword fighting in the house, but these are not your usual times, and this extendable Chinese tai chi sword is not your usual weapon. Telescoping with the flick of a wrist from an 8.5" hilt to...

Guevara Cigar Lighter with Cigar Stand

$19.99 - $21.99 from Amazon »

So this is what Cuban steampunk looks like. The Guevara Cigar Lighter shows off an industrial cyborg look with its slatted shell and mottled silver and gold finish options, and an industrial Mr. Belvedere functionality...

Bushnell Falcon 10x50 Wide Angle Binoculars

$35.03 from Amazon »

I'm not suggesting you use the Bushnell's Falcon 10x50 wide angle binoculars to do any shady magnified viewing during your shelter in place. I'm thinking more like playing Hangman with the neighbor across the street who's...

Dumpster Fire 2020 Insulated Travel Mug

$29.95 from Amazon »

Dumpster Fire 2020 merch is about to light up online marketplaces. This Dumpster Fire 2020 insulated travel mug from Missing Digit Woodshop is a big deviation from their other whimsical designs, namely the Spartan Knife...

Electric Dancing Fish Cat Toy

Sold Out from Amazon »

Maybe your cat has always been stuck inside, but now you are too, and this electric dancing fish cat toy is here to bring you both a diversion, some interactive playtime, and perhaps even a little joy...

DeWalt Roto Molded Coolers

$99.99 - $299.99 from Amazon »

DeWalt's series of roto molded coolers are a shoutout to construction workers. The 10-, 25-, 45-, and 65-quart ice chests are made with the DeWalt T.O.U.G.H. Roto Mold Design, engineered specifically to withstand a little...

Vremi Countertop Ice Maker

$139.99 from Amazon »

Is it just me, or do the ice cubes the Vremi Countertop Ice Maker freezes look like gumdrops? Like thimbles. Kids dressed up as ghosts on Halloween. Butt plugs you might get stuck up your hole, but never fear! Just wait...

Charlotte Valve - Snorkeling Mask Mod for Ventilators

When maker Isinnova describes their Charlotte Valve as an "Easy COVID-19," they aren't making light of a global pandemic. They're making use - resourceful and noble use - of the Easybreath full-face snorkeling mask, modifying...

It's Too Peopley Mug

$11.99 from Amazon »

According to its oldest review, the Sometimes I Stay Inside Because It's Just Too Peopley Out There mug has been around since at least August of 2018. So while this is certainly an apropos piece of coronavirus merch...

The Toilet Paper Splitter (Double Your Supply)

The Toilet Paper Splitter is Household Hacker's gadgety response to coronavirus, a Bat Toy, if you will, for combating all the toilet paper hoarders out there. No, this means of doubling your TP supply won't loot evil...