Gear

Khukuri Keychain Knife

$49.90 from Amazon »

Oh look, a miniature khukuri knife. Sized just right for my keychain. Sized just right to slice up an apple at my desk. Sized just right to hack down the trees in my new co-worker Maxwell's zen garden. A little cubicle...

Pornosonic: Unreleased 70's Porn Music

$9.49 - $15.99 from Amazon »

Unreleased 70's porn music?! Is Pornosonic trying to tell me there are adult film tracks out there I haven't heard yet? Puh! Wuh! Well. I know what I'm sliding into my 2012 MacBook's CD player, and then what I'm streaming...

Trinken Beer Mat - Yoga Mat 6-Pack Carrier

$29.99 from Trinken »

Trinken Beer Mats come to us from forth the same devious minds that developed Lolo Lid covert beer koozies. Now instead of - or in addition to - using a disposable coffee cup and lid to hide your can of Bud, you have...

Presto Nomad Traveling Slow Cooker

$69.90 from Amazon »

Nothing like some baked beans slow cooked and kept hot inside the Presto Nomad Traveling Slow Cooker during the long car ride to the lake, and then slow cooked and kept even hotter inside my belly during the long car...

RoWrite Smart Writing Pad

$129.99 from Amazon »

Royole's RoWrite is a digitally-enhanced notepad that's bringing handwritten and handmade back. Insert a standard pad of paper into the RoWrite folio, and write or sketch as you normally would. You'll see the ink, but...

Pirelli P ZERO Sound F1 Racing Tire Speaker

$2,800 from iXoost »

iXOOST has teamed up with F1 tire* maker Pirelli to develop the P ZERO Sound, a speaker built inside a real Pirelli race car tire. Well, race car tire, junior...

Bundle Bed - Self-Contained Bed in a Bag

$284.95 from Amazon »

A Bundle Bed of love awaits the weary traveler, the festival goer, the sleepover buddies, and - ahoy, Cousin Eddie! - the uninvited houseguests. Bundle Beds' line of self-contained sleeping setups stuff an entire bed...

Jacob Bromwell Limited Edition Flasks

Jacob Bromwell's Jade Splash pure copper flask is the 4th in company's limited edition line. Like the Liberty, Sea Green, and Emerald before it, the Jade Splash flask will end up in the hands of just 25 lucky lushes...

Flying Pig with Flapping Wings

$13.99 from Amazon »

This is not a real flying pig. But enough things are happening these days that my grandma said would happen when pigs fly that I gotta figure there's a litter of piglets with wings out there somewhere now. And until I...

Dopper Water Bottle with Drinking Cup Lid

$15.50 from Amazon »

Go Dutch and buy a Dopper water bottle. Don't worry, you can still let your date pay for it (i.e., make no move to reach for your wallet, thereby giving them no choice without making things awkward) because in this case...

Nachosaurus Chip & Dip Dish Set

$14.99 from Amazon »

My apologies. I missed the Nachosaurus chip & dip dish set when I was compiling my list of the best accompaniments to a night of Netflix & chill. So if you attempted to put together a night of Netflix & chill based on...

Hand Forged Steel Viking Axe

$149.99 from Amazon »

Viking axe? This hand forged steel beaut from Premium Handmade in the Ukraine looks more like an axe cast from the skeleton of a stegosaurus who used to be in an 80s death metal band. Yep, that's right. It should be called...

Bowling Ball Cannon

$1,245 - $1,545 from Coaches Club Cannons »

A bowling ball cannon looks like something a dude would buy in an effort to one-up (OK, seven-up) another dude who otherwise has a better car, better house, better, job, better wife...and measly little golf ball cannon...

Table Tennis Notebooks

$9.99 from Amazon »

I don't know how many people want to keep 3 separate Table Tennis Notebooks...and a plastic ball...on them at all times, but I guess for that Forrest Gump demographic, here's an opportunity to play ping-pong wherever...

PyroVault Lighter Armor

$29.99 from Amazon »

PyroVault indeeds sound like a place to lock up your fire. Or, in this case, your fire-flicking lighter. But it also sounds like a place to lock up the fire-flicking light-flicking punk who lit my mama's front yard on...

Pet First Aid Kit

$48 from Amazon »

The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...

BoozeBrella Covert Umbrella Flask

$15.99 from Amazon »

The BoozeBrella covert umbrella flask steps in when it's crap weather and raining, and you don't really have a good reason to be smuggling your booze in to festivals, sporting events, and Mormon weddings inside a covert...

Butter Buddies - Mess-Free Butter Spreaders for Corn

$7.14 from Amazon »

It's the Summer of Corn. Be it the cob kind, the popped kind, the tortilla-ed kind, or the uni kind, not a hotter-than-balls day has gone by these past few weeks that I haven't buddied up to some corn. And while I'm loath...

Shark Corn Holders

$13.46 from Amazon »

Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which I why I was able to toss out that "Take a bite out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch...

LEGO Breakfast Machine

Play with LEGOs. Play with your food. Or! Let your LEGOs play with your food. But only if you can build a LEGO Breakfast Machine as neat and captivating as YouTube LEGO Technic master The Brick Wall made for his dad...

SOG CashCard Folding Knife

$34.72 from Amazon »

At least with the SOG CashCard Folding Knife if someone steals your money clip stashed with cash and credit cards they'll...uh...have something to use to defend themselves when you try to take it back...

BeerDroid Fully Automated Beer Brewing System

$799.99 from Amazon »

What does BeerDroid bring to your pint glass? According to the automated home brewing system, "2.6 gallons of premium quality beer with the push of a button." Nice. At the grocery store it takes me at least 5 buttons...

Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones

$249.95 from Under Armour »

Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...

Celestron Ultima Zoom Spotting Scope

$112.85 - $304.97 from Amazon »

Shown above is Celestron's 52252 angled spotting scope, a 100mm model with 22x-66x magnification. They say it's their most popular in the Ultima series, as well as the largest Ultima aperture scope, good for birding and...