Gear

Raspberry Pi Pico - RP2040 Microcontroller Chip

$4 from CanaKit »

Care for another slice of Raspberry Pi? The UK computer and programming hardware foundation has just released the Raspberry Pi Pico, an RP2040 microcontroller chip. Like their other Pi-namite computers and products, the...

LAVO Hybrid Hydrogen Battery for Home & Office Power

$22,700 - $26,800 from LAVO »

I'd like to say LAVO deserves a resounding "Bravo!" - or at least a fist bump - for becoming what its Australian creators call "The world's first integrated hybrid hydrogen battery that combines with rooftop solar to...

Cliffset - Portable Cutlery Set with Dishwasher

$29 from Cliffset »

Always be prepared, Boy Scouts! And with the Cliffset portable cutlery set, being prepared goes beyond being prepared to chow down on some delicious food at any given moment. It includes the aftermath of on-the-go gorging:...

KALEA Automatic Kitchen Composter

$783 - $1,447 from KALEA »

"Kalea" is Hawaiian for "filled with joy," and German brand KALEA hopes after inviting its automatic kitchen composter into your home that's what you, and especially your plants and lawn, will be too...

Small Business Shoutout: Ice Cream Keeper with Padlock

Thief! Karamal Sutra thief! It's a refrain heard in kitchens the world over, and it's one the Ice Cream Keeper from One Man One Garage is here to stop for good...

Blowjob Token

$14.95 from Amazon »

Roll your eyes, ladies, but a Blowjob Token, obvious as it may be, is the ultimate Valentine's Day gift for a man. Actually, a Blowjob Token is the ultimate gift for a man on any day, for any reason...

Circadian Optics Art Deco Light Therapy Lamp

$69.99 from Amazon »

Give dark days some light - and some style - with this Art Deco Light Therapy Lamp from Circadian Optics. The mood light / sun lamp brings replica, and UV-free, rays to your home or office, providing a bright and happy...

The FartVac - Suck Up Smelly Farts Before They Escape

$9.99 from Amazon »

As excited as I know you all are to stick the FartVac up your butt in the name of sucking up smelly farts before they escape into the room, and noses of your family / date / coworkers / fellow citizens waiting at the...

smartDOT EMF Radiation Protectors

$59.50 from Amazon »

"Electro-stress." Sure hope that's the biggest stressor I have to worry about this year. The term comes from smartDOT, maker of these energydots they say block the electro-stress-causing EMF radiation emitted from your...

OmniShelf Computer Workstation

$179.99 from Amazon »

Work from home or, maybe even better, get an OmniShelf computer workstation, portable desk, tool shelf, and briefcase, and use its burly suction cups and magnets to work from the side of truck, outside your friend Cornelius'...

EM3-STELLAR 4K Mixed Reality Glasses

$529 - $599 from Kickstarter »

EM3 doesn't just think their crowdfunding 4K mixed reality glasses are good. Or great. Or even stellar. Low profile, lightweight, and fully immersive for multimedia use, EM3 is going so far as to call these MR glasses...

Trova Go Discreet Biometric Smart Safe

$209 from Amazon »

"Discreet" is the word with the Trova Go biometric smart safe. And an interesting choice of words too, given Trova touts their personal storage device as the perfect connected way to lock away your keys, jewelry, small...

NextMind - Control Technology with Your Brainwaves

$399 from NextMind »

NextMind is a brain-sensing wearable that, no joke, allows you to control digital technology with your own brainwaves. A little mental focus equals decapitating the zombie with your chainsaw or swiping the loot from the...

Radioactive Glass Marbles

$12 from Etsy »

These Radioactive Glass Marbles remind me of a New Year's Eve tradition / superstition. Some say if you can eat 12 grapes in as many strokes of midnight when the year changes over, you will have good luck and prosperity...

3D Printed T-Rex Chicken Arms

As its grand finale, 2020 presents: T-Rex-chicken hybrids! Just try to get at one of these mother clucker's eggs - she'll...uh...squawk and swat and peck and run amok. Maybe throw some chicken shit at you. But that's...

TinyTV DIY Kit

$74.95 from Tiny Circuits »

Big screen? Flat screen? 8K UHD? Lame. Check out the TinyTV DIY Kit, a 3D print with - ready? - four push buttons, plus an ON / OFF switch! Now that's the cutting edge electronics gift for a kid I'm talkin' 'bout. Even...

Asobu StackNGo Unbreakable Wine Glasses

$9.95 from Amazon »

Asobu StackNGo wine glasses have many nice qualities. They are unbreakable, shatterproof if dropped, since they're made of patio- and poolside-safe plastic.They're also ultra-portable, with the stem folding into the 10-ounce...

Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain

$11.88 from Amazon »

Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain, proud piece of EDChili, at your service. The mini McIlhenny companion and spicy stocking stuffer includes a filled plastic bottle of Louisiana's finest. Sure, it's only 1/8 ounces, but that...

Lazy Glasses - Read & Watch TV While Lying Down

$12.97 from Amazon »

Watching TV and reading my Kindle from a supine position: check. I like. Lying on my back with my phone propped on my belly and scrolling through Reddit and Twitter first thing in the morning and last thing at night:...

Toast-it Cork Coasters

$14.99 from Amazon »

Toast for your toasts! And so that you don't F up the table. Toast-it Coasters are a set of 8 cork drink pedestals packaged - and you thought the cleverness couldn't get any more intense - like a loaf. A loaf...

Coke Can Mini Fridge

$116.49 from Amazon »

It's mini for a refrigerator, but maxi for a Coke can. Oh Coca-Cola Mini Cooler, let's pop a top and clink a can to the irony!...

5-Gallon Copper Alembic Still for Whiskey & Moonshine

$400.12 from Amazon »

Don't people wear copper bracelets to reduce inflammation and boost immunity? Well. Imagine how un-swollen and impervious to disease I'm going to be after drinking 5 gallons of whiskey from this copper alembic still!...

Powermask Breath Trainer & Sensory Deprivation Mask

$152 - $179 from Silentmode »

The Powermask by Silentmode brings on a blackout. Calibrates noise isolation. Activates sensory deprivation. And encourages you to enhance your mind just like you would your body - through regular workouts...

Nix Mini 2 Portable Color Matching Tool

$99 from Amazon »

The Nix Color Sensor, a portable color matching tool, has 2-point-ohed its original version, which the company describes as "like the eyedropper tool, but for real life." The geometric EDC tool for artists, designers...