Gear

Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones

$249.95 from Under Armour »

Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...

Celestron Ultima Zoom Spotting Scope

$112.85 - $304.97 from Amazon »

Shown above is Celestron's 52252 angled spotting scope, a 100mm model with 22x-66x magnification. They say it's their most popular in the Ultima series, as well as the largest Ultima aperture scope, good for birding and...

Mr. Stash Cap Bottle Storage Diversion Container

$7.99 from Amazon »

Mr. Stash Cap knows it's much easier to swallow that "aspirin" with some water, and that nothing goes better with "oregano" than a bottle of grape Fanta. So Mr. Stash Cap isn't just willing to serve as your weed jar...

Nalgene Tritan Glow in the Dark Water Bottle

$10.99 from Amazon »

I was just thinking Nalgenes are the like the LP record of water bottles, and then I scrolled down to this Nalgene Tritan glow in the dark water bottle's description and saw Nalgene themselves call their bottles "The...

Hydro Flask Unbound Lightweight Soft Cooler

$274.95 from Hydro Flask »

Remarkably cool. It's how Hydro Flask describes their new Unbound Series Cooler Pack, a lightweight soft cooler with backpack straps and room for up to 24 cans of your favorite potion. Like the company's water bottles...

Sidesip Safer Driving Travel Mug

$29.99 from Sidesip »

Like many inventions, the Sidesip travel mug came about by accident. In this case though, it was a car accident. Clear View Cups LLC created the Sidesip, a mug whose sipping nozzle is an extension off the side of its...

Jack Daniel's 80-Quart Rolling Party Cooler

$346 from Amazon »

How many bottles of Jack Daniel's Downhome Punch and Jack Daniel's Black Jack Cola can a Jack Daniel's 80-quart rolling party cooler chill between its cubes of ice?...

Pizza Box for Eating Pizza in Bed

This unassuming pizza box pulls an outstanding Optimus Prime and transforms into a pizza box lap desk for...for...for eating pizza in bed! Eating pizza in bed! Right out of the box! The box that has turned from a cardboard...

Head Rush Bottle Bong

$7.99 from Amazon »

Head Rush Bottle Bong creators explain that their drinking tool is "a simple way to down a bottle of beer in a hurry." Good thing too, because as the great Jessie Spano once said, "There's no time! There's. Never! Any!...

EverRatchet Ratchet Keychain Tool

$16 - $21 from Gear Infusion »

Problem fixers, EDC-aholics, and kids who just like to crank, the EverRatchet is here to vie for a spot on your keychain. The mini-tool aims to max out its skills with a dynamic ratcheting beam, which allows for continual...

Reusable Men's Travel Urinal

$8.35 from Amazon »

This men's travel urinal isn't just a reusable pee reservoir, it's an expandable / collapsible one. So it's easier to carry in your bag or glove box. And also so it can make you feel bad about your manhood if you only...

Pacsafe ProSafe TSA-Approved Key-Card Lock

$11.39 from Amazon »

Pacsafe's ProSafe 750 is a TSA-approved travel lock for those of us who have so many damn passwords and combinations in our lives that the thought of having to remember and fiddle with one more is enough to make our brains...

Blue Crab Beverage Tub

$349 from Frontgate »

His name is Carlos, the uncelebrated blue crab cousin of the feisty red Rasta Sebastian. Having been denied Disney animated stardom, he accepted an offer from Frontgate to become a beverage tub. It's not the worst gig...

Pickled Boobies & Butts Jars

$7.65 - $13.90 from Etsy »

Boobies and butts, butts and boobies! Now pickled for your gustatory pleasure!...

Serafim Keybo Advanced Projection Keyboard & Piano

$109 from Amazon »

I know laser projection keyboards and virtual mouses have been around long enough that they're not all Wooowww! The future! anymore, but with the Keybo, Serafim believes they've advanced the laser beam technology to the...

Beerbell Floating Beer Can Cooler

$15.97 from Amazon »

Ah, the Beerbell. It has Memorial Day weekend at the lake, Father's Day gift, and my perfect summer workout written all over it. The kitschy floating can and bottle cozy takes on the shape of a dumbbell so you can get...

Uberleben Dursten Kuksa Wood Camp Cup

$24 from Amazon »

Do German design and German engineering make the Uberleben Dursten kuksa, a handmade wood camp cup, superior to all the other camp cups in the land? Well, it's definitely the most dimpled and groovy camp cup I've ever...

Smartphone Screen Magnifier

$8.95 from Amazon »

Hey Dad, I got you a smartphone screen magnifier! Happy Father's Day, ya blind ol' bat!...

BREKX Party Cooler with Bluetooth Speakers

$169.99 from Amazon »

The BREKX, a 54-quart cooler with built-in Bluetooth speakers, is new to the game of summer chillin'. But despite the clear party vibe its 6-watt blasters and iPhone / Android compatibility from up to 35' away project...

Sportnoculars - Hands-Free Binocular Glasses

$35.75 from Amazon »

Sportnoculars. A pair of hands-free binocular glasses that will make me look just as cool as that portmanteau word sounds. But if they work OK, hey. I don't mind looking like Doktor Opto if it means I can see everything...

Ring Pen - Ergonomic Ball Point Pen

$13.49 from Amazon »

The Ring Pen is set to launch a writing-by-hand comeback tour! According to its makers, "This is a unique ergonomic design to make writing task fun again." Maybe with a Ring Pen slipped over their pointer fingers, kids...

Hiuni Smart Telescope

$539 from Kickstarter »

Hiuni is a smart, interactive telescope designed for accessibility and affordability to all. (Huh, maybe once they've wrapped up their Kickstarter campaign and gotten the telescopes shipped, Hiuni Team can work on our...

Tormenta Cage Headphones

$6,450 from SSENSE »

I haven't done too much research on BDSM audio gear before now, but if these Tormenta Cage Headphones are any indication, BDSM audio gear is more expensive than the therapy I needed after mistakenly answering, "Yes" when...

Switchblade Phone Case

$399 from SAS »

Oh hey, a switchblade phone case. A phone case with a sharp 4" blade that flicks! right out of it. That's going to go over well with 100% of knife collectors, EDC fiends, and OGs, and 0% of law enforcement officials...