Gear

Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet

$21.99 from Amazon »

A point, a press, and Oh it burns, it burns! The Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet condenses and enhances access to self defense with a low-profile wearable always at the ready around your wrist. Since attacks or assaults...

Napwrap Multi-Functional Travel Armrest

$19.99 from Amazon »

For those hesitant to divide and extend their airplane seat armrests, Napwrap will let you eliminate the need for an armrest altogether. The soft wrap loops and twists through your arms to create a self-contained support...

Classy Ketchup

$36.50 from Unikia »

Spurt. With. Class. Classy Ketchup is a stainless steel ketchup dispenser that shoots a perfect, measured stream of the tomato's special sauce onto your burgers, fries, and scrambled eggs. It's your classier alternative...

Fujifilm Instax Mini 90 Instant Film Camera

$122.37 - $129.95 from Amazon »

My favorite thing Fujifilm says about its Instax Mini 90, a souped up instant camera that combines a retro design and photo prints with some advanced photography features, is it has a Kids Mode. Kids Mode is is great...

KEEGO Squeezable Metal Water Bottle

$56 from KEEGO »

KEEGO's forthcoming water bottles are made of 99.8% titanium. Elastic titanium. So it's a metal water bottle that's squeezable. Wha-wha?! How'd they do that?...

HAL Mini USB 3.0 Flash Drive

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid this HAL 9000 can't open the pod bay doors either. But the exact 1/6th scale Mini Replica of the HAL computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey can store up to 32GB of data in its USB flash drive...

HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife

$40 from Gearward »

The covert HemiSERE Titanium Lapel Knife isn't just some piece of urban-spy EDC Gearward designed for us to geek out on (though it's a little that too). It's a contemporary take on a real issue, the OSS Lapel Knife, clandestine...

The d'Capitan: Sabre

$449.95 from Zombie Tools »

Zombie tools and weapons don't have the same presence today that they did a few years ago, but luckily for Zombie Tools, pieces like their d'Capitan: Sabre transcend the trends of pop culture, and emerge badass and covetable...

MouseRugs

$19.95 from MouseRug »

MouseRugs? The Dude approves. It's really gonna to tie my desktop together. The downside is I'll have to be on constant guard against all the rug pee-ers in my office who will think they've come up with the best idea...

Bluetooth Cell Phone Call Recorder

$109 from Amazon »

Oh just an innocent little Bluetooth phone call recorder I've got here. No malicious intent when I use it, nope, none whatsoever. Exposing? Bating? Framing? I don't know what you're talking about. I plan to use my PR200...

Smell of Coffee Alarm Clock

Waking up to the smell of coffee, but paired with the sound of your alarm clock - ahhh, the Smell the Coffee Clock is an exercise in the bittersweet. Maybe even more bitter than sweet once you realize those wafts of fresh...

Covert Coffee Concealment Insert

$13.71 from Amazon »

The Covert Coffee concealment insert is a head-scratcher. So it's a jar, non-buoyant and water-tight, that you can fill with your small valuables, seal up, and hide away from prying eyes. Inside your to-go cup of coffee...

gnoB Socket Water Bottle Bong Cap

$24.95 from Amazon »

No pipe? No papers? No hose, tube, or apple? If you've got the gnoB Socket water bottle cap you can take a deep sigh of relief...followed immediately by a deep breath in. The gnoB Socket is a sneaky little piece of EDC...

Torq Nutcracker

$250 from OTHR »

I cannot trust the Torq Nutcracker to meet my pecan-crushing needs without a video. Come on, where's the video of this wicked-looking feat of black steel and 3D printing turning, turning, turning and cracking, cracking...

2C3D Tactile Camera for the Blind

2C3D is a concept tactile camera created for the blind community. Or, as the unfortunate translation on the 2C3D webpage says, it's "a camera that enables the blinds to see."...

Universal International Power Adapter

$21.99 from Amazon »

I own one of these universal power adapters. I call it the Blue Nugget. Mine has only 2 USB ports instead of the 4 ports on this particular version, but the rest of the features and the overall look are the same...

Azio Retro Classic Keyboards

$189.99 - $219.99 from Amazon »

Clickety-clack Azio's Retro Classic Keyboards talk back. Maybe you need a gift for Mom who misses her typewriter, or maybe you yourself have a fascination with technology from the days of yore. In addition to providing...

Saucemoto In-Car Dip Clip

Is the Saucemoto, a dip clip that latches onto the air vent in your car, a solution to or perpetuation of a problem? Do we really want people who have just gotten a 20-piece order of McNuggets and large fries dipping...

Grow A Girlfriend / Boyfriend

$4.27 - $5.97 from Amazon »

Valentine's Day. The best day of the year to be single. No worries right? You just go about your day as if it were any regular day. And really, what more could you ask for? If you do want some troubles though, perhaps...

SpotMini - Boston Dynamics Robot Dog

Thankfully, Boston Dynamics has chosen to name this robotic walking canine-oid from my nightmares SpotMini. Otherwise, I think people would be terrified of this. It's just so doglike without having any tail wag or endearing...

SIXOVERONE 6-Pack Bottle Opener

$25 from SIXOVERONE »

The dudes (and they have to be dudes) behind SIXOVERONE know their 6-pack bottle opener is pure novelty gift, and a non-necessity to the beer-drinking world. On their website they crack as many jokes about their kitschy...

Osaka Thermal Shock Proof Coffee Mug

$12.99 from Amazon »

The Osaka coffee mug isn't Japanese, but it did get its name from the city on Japan's Honshu island, whose bumpin' coffee shops and brewing techniques inspired the makers of this unique, glass-based line. The cup is made...

Scorpion Knuckles

Ahhh, a gift fit for a Scorpion King. Present these Scorpion Knuckles to Mathayus, and you should get a hearty Dilly, dilly! in return...

Gun Shaped Knife with LED Light

$16.95 from Etsy »

Pull the trigger on this gun and get a slash instead of a bang. Ruck Gear makes and engraves gun shaped pocket knives to order, with initials, names, or other text, in your choice of font. They're a simple, but still...