Gear

Fenik Yuma Cooler - Ice- & Electricity-Free Fridge

$120 - $140 from Kickstarter »

The Fenik Yuma Cooler is about to make evaporative cooling a whole lot cooler. Designed as an eco-friendly refrigeration solution for areas without easy access to electricity and ice, the cooler is able to keep perishables...

Bosuns Nautical Whistle Brass Keychain

$7.65 from Amazon »

Well, if you're looking to Captain von Trapp your children you will definitely need a Bosuns Whistle keychain. If not, maybe you'll just like this little nautical trinket as a shiny - 100% brass shiny! - new piece of...

iChargerlock - Apple iPhone Charger & Cord Lock

$12.95 from Amazon »

Let's be clear: when iChargerlock talks about iPhone charger and cord theft like it's an epidemic running rampant through society, they mostly mean the society that exists inside your house. Your kids snatching the charger...

Exercise Block

$9.99 from Amazon »

Stop putting off exercise until tomorrow and dreading going to the gym at lunch. Just get off your ass and walk around the block...twice...now. Trust me, it will be done before you know it...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. And even if you're open to the politically incorrect, unless you're Daniel Tosh politically incorrect, you might wince at...

Mickey Mouse Chocolate Fountain

$35 from Amazon »

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you...got any more pound cake for me to hold under your torso of cascading liquid chocolate?...

Galton Board

$49.99 from Amazon »

Since the Galton Board knows you've been jonesing to see all the old, dead mathematicians in one place, within its tilting translucent walls and rolling metal balls you'll be able to witness: the Gaussian curve of the...

JHO Knives BLITZ Tool

$180 from JHO Knives »

The first definition of the word "blitz" is "An intensive or sudden military attack." But here's hoping anyone who uses this BLITZ, another shiny man bauble from JHO Knives, is more about its surprise defense than its...

YETI Tundra Haul Cooler

$399.99 from Amazon »

YETI is trying to drum up the fanfare for their new Tundra Haul Cooler, which they exalt as the company's First! Ever! to incorporate wheels. But all that does is make me wonder: why the slipped disc in my back didn't...

Mute Box - Stop Sound Instantly

$19.99 from Hazen »

Dude, there are so many people whose mouth I'd like to hook a Mute Box up to. Most people in restaurants. Most people in my office. Most of my wife's friends. But alas, this little silencing gadget is for the instant...

MecArmy LED Rechargeable Keychain Flashlight

$29.90 - $33.90 from Amazon »

A trio of LEDs inside MecArmy's SGN3 mini EDC flashlight allows the torch to beam out your choice of white, red, or UV light through its CREE XP-2 emitter. At up to 160 lumens of output extending up to 130 feet ahead...

PlugBug Duo MacBook Travel Adapter & USB Device Charger

$49.99 from Amazon »

Twelve South has made the PlugBug, a nifty MacBook charger accessory with an adorable name that might help absorb some of the rage you feel at Apple for constantly F'ing with your devices' ports and power sources. The...

Kasina Mind Media System for Mood, Stress & Meditation

$359 from Amazon »

The MindPlace Kasina borrows its name from a Pali term and corresponding mediation method, which incorporates visual objects into its process of calming and focusing the mind. For its version of Kasina, MindPlace updates...

Beer Caramelizer Campfire Tool

$34.99 from Amazon »

"Throw another lager on the fire," says the Beer Caramelizer. Yuk, yuk, yuk, a flavor-enhancing campfire tool after my own heart...

Hydro Flask Food Flasks

$29.95 - $34.95 from Amazon »

Hydro Flask Food Flasks are your champions of ice cream preservation during these last few weeks of hot weather. And as the first nip of fall and then chill of winter strike, they'll seamlessly transition into your loyal...

Logitech MX Vertical Advanced Ergonomic Mouse

$99.99 from Amazon »

Logitech's MX Vertical mouse believes that some things are better experienced erect. And I agree! Though whether the self-described advanced ergonomic mouse is one of those things remains to be seen. At printing, the...

Office Ottoman Under Desk Ergonomic Foam Footrest

$24.95 from Amazon »

Not just for shawties! That the Office Ottoman foam footrest slides underneath your desk to elevate your feet is certainly helpful for shorter and shorter-legged workers, but the curved ergonomic support can provide relief...

Hadoro Custom AirPods & Carbon Fiber Case

$745 from Hadoro »

One of Hadoro's latest custom mods takes aim at AirPods, giving Apple's earbuds a matte black wash, a carbon fiber composite charging case, and a $700+ price tag. But hey, if the carbon fiber AirPods are too spendy for...

Epare Pocket Wine Aerator

$19.95 from Amazon »

If you're going to the trouble of sneaking your wine into a game, festival, or continuing ed conference, may as well take the extra step of decanting it to fullest aromatic and flavor potential. The Pocket Wine Aerator...

Leather Beer Glove

$23.49 from Amazon »

My essential tailgating gear is about to grow a couple of leather Beer Gloves stronger. These handmade drink koozies from Hide & Drink are out to keep your hand looking as cool as your local small batch microbrew (Oregon...

Turing HubblePhone 5G Multi-Screen Smartphone

$2,749 from HubblePhone »

Don't worry, you have until 2020 to raise the nearly $3 grand you'll need to buy Turing's HubblePhone, a mobile device that takes a step back with its clamshell frame, and then about 20 steps forward with its multi-screen...

Pinch Hold Rock Climber's Mug

$29.99 from Amazon »

I've seen a mug for rock climbers before - a very good one in the Cliff Hanger Mug - but this Pinch Hold Mug, damn. In some ways it's a finger grip and strength challenge even more dangerous than scaling the side of a...

MAG-LEV Audio ML1 Levitating Turntable

$2,900 from MAG-LEV Audio »

MAG-LEV Audio's ML1 levitating turntable gives vinyl enthusiasts a reason to keep their eyes open even as they get lost in their old Sex Pistols albums or throw on a Bob Marley record to chill with a fat joint on the...

FitAir Portable & Wearable Air Purifier

$99.99 from Amazon »

I don't know about clipping a FitAir air purifier to my arm like a fitness tracker or music player. It just looks a little...helicopter-mom-aggressive to me. But I would one hundred percent take the portable personal...